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Tiny bit of good news: while it won't save them from overcrowding, disease, etc, the alpacas have their own gibs, as far as hay goes:

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I bet those other ranchers are not happy about this and only donated because they care about the animals. How long until the other ranchers say enough is enough and tell the troons they need to get out of this "business" or call ASPCA?
 
Tiny bit of good news: while it won't save them from overcrowding, disease, etc, the alpacas have their own gibs, as far as hay goes:

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well unless they can stack them hay bales into a new barn to keep them warm it ent gonna help much.

I bet those other ranchers are not happy about this and only donated because they care about the animals. How long until the other ranchers say enough is enough and tell the troons they need to get out of this "business" or call ASPCA?
I don’t know why the original owner had to give them up but I think Penny has been very nice taking them all, normally for someone who needs to get out of farming had to spend months selling their animals.

In regards to other ranchers telling on them, that’s not likely to happen. With this many animals it kinda like kids in a bad house. You want to call CPS but know that your not gonna take the kids and they will end up in a worse foster home.

if the other ranchers could take the pacas they would. Truth is, Penny is the only one dumb enough to take that huge responsibility. The harsh reality is, it’s either the alpaca get a new home or they are destroyed.


also people debating if Alpcas are a profitable animal. No there not. How do I know this? Because not many people farm them (especially as their primary animal) . If they were easy to make profit from you would see them a lot more.
 
also people debating if Alpcas are a profitable animal. No there not. How do I know this? Because not many people farm them (especially as their primary animal) . If they were easy to make profit from you would see them a lot more.
Article is five years old, so it might not be up to date, but there are two things from it that I think are worth noting:
Only 10-15% of alpaca farmers make a profit.
They interviewed someone with a herd of twenty-three alpacas, which is approximately one tenth of what the troons have.

These dumbasses saw a cute, quirky animal that was relatively easy to take care of and thought they could make a living from that.
 
The 20$ yarn is due to seasonal sales. Normally it's around 35$
Holy fuck, that's hilarious. How these gougers expect to sell enough of this bogstandard undyed yarn at exclusive, collectable, OOAK popular dyer's prices I don't know. And they've already had a bunch of purchasers? Poor scmucks buying an odd skein to look woke supporting troon business, most likely. I doubt very much the tranch yarn store has repeat buyers, especially not at those prices.

There's literally no excuse for selling undyed alpaca yarn at $35 a piece. Charging $15-$18 more than regular prices because dickless is naked profiteering. Capitalism at its finest. So much for muh communism, eh Kev?
 
Holy fuck, that's hilarious. How these gougers expect to sell enough of this bogstandard undyed yarn at exclusive, collectable, OOAK popular dyer's prices I don't know. And they've already had a bunch of purchasers? Poor scmucks buying an odd skein to look woke supporting troon business, most likely. I doubt very much the tranch yarn store has repeat buyers, especially not at those prices.

There's literally no excuse for selling undyed alpaca yarn at $35 a piece. Charging $15-$18 more than regular prices because dickless is naked profiteering. Capitalism at its finest. So much for muh communism, eh Kev?
Being farmed by trannies makes it more valuable.
 
These dumbasses saw a cute, quirky animal that was relatively easy to take care of and thought they could make a living from that.

It's pretty much the same thing with any animal they end up getting - they just see cute animals and we're uwu catgirls so fuck trying to get it to actually break even, much less profit. Alpacas, dogs, cats, chickens... they're hoarders like most troons, just with an unsually large amount of space to fill up. If it didn't involve animals that feel pain I'd laugh at it more.

In order to make alpacas profitable you'd need to live in a state where they can graze all year round and you'd only need to supplement them with feed, not in a fucking desert with really cold seasons for 4-5 months of the year and their main source of food ends up being the feed. They'll never be able to break even on them, much less profit even if the economy hadn't gone to hell due to the Wu flu.
 
(Places like etsy and ravelry are fully cucked and take no negative reviews, especially ravelry, where a negative review will get you dogpiled and even banned, so relying on yarn reviews is always next to pointless).
I can’t find any of their yarn listed officially on Ravelry, but really with so few sales and no catchy name for the yarn (just 70/30 alpaca-wool worsted blend, etc) it’s not really a surprise. There are 2 projects that mention using it but no comment on the yarn and 12 people that have it in their stash, but half of the pics for it include trans colors or a trans flag so I’m putting those down to virtue signaling purchases, which I imagine is what most of their sales are from.

The ranch does have a Ravelry account though. One of the 12 people that have it in their stash had it up for sale and I looked... the user name is Tenacious Unicorn. But they have no friends (oh how appropriate), no projects, and only 8 posts, all trying to sell their yarn. And how surprising that a bunch of men pretending to be women have the favorite curse word of “cunt”. Really not very exciting but it’s there.
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I don’t know why the original owner had to give them up but I think Penny has been very nice taking them all, normally for someone who needs to get out of farming had to spend months selling their animals.

In regards to other ranchers telling on them, that’s not likely to happen. With this many animals it kinda like kids in a bad house. You want to call CPS but know that your not gonna take the kids and they will end up in a worse foster home.

if the other ranchers could take the pacas they would. Truth is, Penny is the only one dumb enough to take that huge responsibility. The harsh reality is, it’s either the alpaca get a new home or they are destroyed.


also people debating if Alpcas are a profitable animal. No there not. How do I know this? Because not many people farm them (especially as their primary animal) . If they were easy to make profit from you would see them a lot more.
At some point they're going to probably decide that it's better for the animals even if they do have to be put down--that it'll be a more humane death for those poor paca.

And my main feeling here is that it doesn't matter if alpaca are profitable animals in general, it's more a question of if they'd be profitable on that site. The pictures I've seen... I wouldn't attempt bees (yet). Sheep might be okay on that moonscape. I've seen worse soil, but I've been in the high desert; plants will take a lot of work on getting the soil up to snuff. Goats might do actually pretty decently, there might be enough forage for them to have your feed costs not be insane no matter what.

I'd actually opt for solar farming, and with the animals at the front end being just pets/companions. Use the space that buys me to work on improving the soil, gather information about what I can do to get the fact my soil sucks hard enough that I don't have a weed problem fixed...and probably do a few rounds of just growing wildflowers and/or clover. Eventually I'd look at hives and more directly profitable plants, once I got the damn grass to grow well enough I'm not looking at spending a fortune on feed because my pastures look like low-key desert.

Then I'd figure out what herd animals are going to do best.

If I was setting out to raise alpaca? That land is ugly. I would not buy it.

As for the yarn: Yeah, no, that stuff won't sell. The markup is insane--and they aren't providing the information that somebody wanting to knit or crochet with it would need to know how much to buy. Weight, yardage, and thickness--in yarn jargon, weight--of the yarn, and %s of fibers are all things somebody looking at making something with the yarn needs to know; from the pictures I've seen of the alpaca, they're also not sheering them on the right schedule which minimaxes for the length of fibers and the health of the animal, and to go with the earlier rants, length of fiber is huge on the yarn quality and the rule of thumb is longer fibers=better. (This is what you breed for, and why a top-quality show angora looks like a bunny version of Cousin It. You also are aiming for that when you're making artificial fibers which is something I've worked with.) Even if they're in good enough health for those fibers to be nice and strong--and the bit on that was accurate, just missed that applies to all fur and hair, including human--if they're sheered too often they'll not have thick enough coats to be okay through the winter, and the fibers won't be long enough.

They're amazingly clueless, and it's weird because the fiber arts are stereotypically feminine. (Doesn't mean guys won't, just means the guys who do are either femme or really secure in their masculinity.) You'd think they'd have taken it up themselves, but I guess it too closely resembles 'producing things of value to society' for them.
 
Being farmed by trannies makes it more valuable.
Troon farmers is kind of a hilarious concept all on it's own. No where is the importance of biological sex more stupidly obvious than on a farm. Can you start a dairy farm with six bulls if you give them some "she/her" pronoun badges? Can you farm eggs from roosters if they feel like chickens on the inside? How are they sure the pregnant alpacas are female alpacas? Don't they know that men can get pregnant too?
Wouldn't farming just be a non-stop dysphoria fest?
 
That second paragraph is full of lies. If they were a haven for the trans population of Colorado, they wouldn't be importing troons from other places, and they'd be set up to take people who are in the area and in emergency situations, which they obviously aren't. Their profits don't go to the trans community to get stable and thrive, they don't have profits, and if they did, it would only be for themselves and not any sort of wider community. They're writing as if they're an established nonprofit for the gibs.
 
How are troons this fucking autistic? You're only 90% sure this is satire, Kevin? These are the same retards that say, "I don't get it, are you being sarcastic? You forgot to put "/sneed" at the end of your post."
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This is probably some kind of poetic justice for all the troons that steal names of girls they are obsessed with and go on to act like sexist homophobes (Suck my girldick, dyke bigot!)
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Chinky Calvin (does he have his own thread yet?) is a giant lolcow himself and seeing his faggy fucking ass crossroading with Kevin is a sight to behold. Imagine thinking the Qu**rterpounder is the second coming of Mecha VoldeHitler. Good on Jeremy for scaring troons away from twitter long enough to allow brave Internet-Atomwaffen to steal xir account though.
 
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They’ve doubled the amount of alpacas, but there’s still only like 6 people who care for them? And theyre all going to be in that tiny fucking garage?

Those poor animals are doomed. How is any of this legal?
Short answer: It's not legal.

Long answer: The inspection regime is a bad joke, with the only thing that's been consistent here being what would be a stunning level of incompetence...if it wasn't that they generally can trust that they're not going to get fired for that. (Not unless your incompetence results in a scandal bad enough that those above you need to throw somebody under the bus and congrats, you're somebody!) I've heard of everything from inspectors going "This is fine" at very obvious breeding mill, to fishing expeditions because they are desperate to justify their job staying in the budget.
 
How are troons this fucking autistic? You're only 90% sure this is satire, Kevin? These are the same retards that say, "I don't get it, are you being sarcastic? You forgot to put "/sneed" at the end of your post."
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1337079725089439745 (Archive)

This is probably some kind of poetic justice for all the troons that steal names of girls they are obsessed with and go on to act like sexist homophobes (Suck my girldick, dyke bigot!)
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Considering the common troon's level of narcissism, it's not impossible that man was being sincere.

Of course I'm sure he wasn't, because who would post something like that and mean it? Then again, who would tongue the Am Hole? Anything is possible.
 
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Short answer: It's not legal.

Long answer: The inspection regime is a bad joke, with the only thing that's been consistent here being what would be a stunning level of incompetence...if it wasn't that they generally can trust that they're not going to get fired for that. (Not unless your incompetence results in a scandal bad enough that those above you need to throw somebody under the bus and congrats, you're somebody!) I've heard of everything from inspectors going "This is fine" at very obvious breeding mill, to fishing expeditions because they are desperate to justify their job staying in the budget.
Plus there's the issue that, if any inspectors ever did raise a red flag, it would become a story in the media like "Brave Transgendered Hero Farmers are Besieged by Heartless Anti-LGBT Bureaucrats!"
 
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