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[Garbage.Theory]

The only time I notice mine bouncing boobily is because it's uncomfortable for some reason. And waking up in the morning and "grabbing them" would be retarded.

Agreed. The only memories I have about my early development was how much they hurt and how I kept bonking into things because suprise! You take up more space now!

also yes I never checked to make sure they were still there. The near constant aches of puberty reminded me just fine.

huh. I wonder if trans men tend to be girls that had particularly early/shitty puberty. These things came in when I was 10 so I was in no way prepared for the, ahh, attention they bought and I recall wishing that I could do away with them. I never did cause I’m not nuts but it’s an interesting bit of psychology that I wonder if anyone has looked into? I’m pretty sure lots of girls who get early periods feel the same way. Dunno if this happens to all women, or guys for that matter, but adults treated me very differently once my body changed, never mind the comparisons my friends made to celebrities etc, and I can see how all this stuff happening at once could contribute to dysmorphic feelings.

 

[How Do You Do Fellow Kids]

"If validation turns you on I don't care!" Nice optics, Amy.
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I'm getting secondhand embarassment from watching Amy pandering harder and harder. Reminds me of the Cool Girl monologue, except it isn't even a relationship she's getting out of this. Imagine debasing your boundaries like that for online asspats. Pathetic.

Spoiler: Cool Girls

She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Involving unconsenting strangers in your sexual thrills has always been universally recognized as being creepy as fuck. It isn't magically okay when troons do it.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

OT, but I never understood why GRRM got shit for that. Iirc, she was wearing a very loose vest as her only top and was about to meet an attractive and roguish mercenary she had the hots for. Made sense she might be a little more aware of her body. But I'm a disgusting dirty male so what do I know?

I think it was a matter of GRRM not knowing how an 8th grader would think.

 

[Dr. Troon Lagoon]

True & Honest Woman™:
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How does that work though Jimmy? Grabbing one breast contra laterally with you hand given that MtF breast tend to sag sideways with the aureolas from afar looking like a googley-eyed monster?

"If validation turns you on I don't care!" Nice optics, Amy.
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Amy, take your BPD, get a room and make out already. Good lord this woman!

Also late, but I found the “actress” from the Queen’s Gambit.
I actually like the series, but it almost felt like they were trolling her by putting her in environment full of girls and females as she stood out like a sore thumb


The scene where the protagonist walks through the hallway past the choir class with her roaring with the kids even had my company in stitches, as they realised that it was a dude.
Will upload it when I can find it.

Then I had this lovely HSTS drive by, but me being exceptional dismissed the profile before I had the other pictures.

Fitting name, you be thirsting alright.

And then your local Goth GF

Poly, because of course in your position you got to cast the net wide...beggars and all that.

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Agreed. The only memories I have about my early development was how much they hurt and how I kept bonking into things because suprise! You take up more space now!

also yes I never checked to make sure they were still there. The near constant aches of puberty reminded me just fine.

huh. I wonder if trans men tend to be girls that had particularly early/shitty puberty. These things came in when I was 10 so I was in no way prepared for the, ahh, attention they bought and I recall wishing that I could do away with them. I never did cause I’m not nuts but it’s an interesting bit of psychology that I wonder if anyone has looked into? I’m pretty sure lots of girls who get early periods feel the same way. Dunno if this happens to all women, or guys for that matter, but adults treated me very differently once my body changed, never mind the comparisons my friends made to celebrities etc, and I can see how all this stuff happening at once could contribute to dysmorphic feelings.

As a psychology nerd, I do personally think it's because most transmen are impacted in some way to be made more aware of their physical body and how others may view or perceive their body making them feel their physical sex is the only thing that makes them important.
It creates dysmorphic feelings, makes way for eating disorders, self harm, and escapism. It makes transmen hate their physical body so much more that they want others to see them in the same way that they hope to be seen.

It happens around the time of puberty for these feelings to arrive.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Bit of an off-topic thought but trannies truly are the definition of 'Give someone an inch and they'll take a mile.'

Take Polygon's review about Cyberpunk 2077 for instance (just cause it's the most recent example), I would argue that Cyberpunk has given people by far the most leniency in terms of gender customization, yet it's still not enough, they demand to be able to change their pronouns, the posters with trannies are too sexualized, it's never enough. Link for reference

Or how Ernest Cline is being dragged for Ready Player Two because of a passing reference to "non-binary sex," which apparently gets something wrong in some way I can't be bothered to research, and for having a character who is transgender but not dwelling on that fact.

Trying to appease troons always makes things worse. The only sane option for authors and creators is to ignore their existence entirely. At worst you might get sneered at for being "cisnormative," but at least you won't get attacked and ridiculed for getting some tiny detail wrong in your effort to pander to them.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

The only time I notice mine bouncing boobily is because it's uncomfortable for some reason. And waking up in the morning and "grabbing them" would be retarded.

Grabbing them would be painful

 

[Peaches Demure]

Found this abomination on r/transpassing and thought I'd share:

r/transpassing - At 19mo on HRT and 10mo post FFS, wanted to see how I'm doing.

1 vote and 10 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

This is what he looks like post-FFS. Money well-spent there, bud. I get that you've got everything wrong with you that could be wrong (being a cross-eyed, autistic ginger market failure is just the icing on the cake) but I don't believe trooning out will solve any of it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Agreed. The only memories I have about my early development was how much they hurt and how I kept bonking into things because suprise! You take up more space now!

also yes I never checked to make sure they were still there. The near constant aches of puberty reminded me just fine.

huh. I wonder if trans men tend to be girls that had particularly early/shitty puberty. These things came in when I was 10 so I was in no way prepared for the, ahh, attention they bought and I recall wishing that I could do away with them. I never did cause I’m not nuts but it’s an interesting bit of psychology that I wonder if anyone has looked into? I’m pretty sure lots of girls who get early periods feel the same way. Dunno if this happens to all women, or guys for that matter, but adults treated me very differently once my body changed, never mind the comparisons my friends made to celebrities etc, and I can see how all this stuff happening at once could contribute to dysmorphic feelings.

This triggered an association with me. Noelle Stevenson, a showrunner for one of these dumb Woke genderblob shows, identifies as non-binary. I remember on the Shitty Webcomics Blog people picking up subtle tells that she may have, ahem, "blossomed" early and still has a complex about it. So your supposition has some anecdotal support behind it.

I think it was a matter of GRRM not knowing how an 8th grader would think. GRRM assigns the thought processes of a 35-yo former stripper with three ex-husbands to Dany and (much much worse) Sansa, who are 13 and 11. There is a degree of sophistication in thinking of your body and your sexuality as a product, as a tool to use to get what you want from males. Dany is actually less egregious here than Sansa because Dany has been drug around by her sicko brother and has been exposed to leers from creeps for a while now. She is pre-sexual, but she gets that grown men want things from her and what those things are, and she sees the potential. Sheltered 6th grader Sansa should not be the same, but she is.

But, GRRM is a mess on the ages of the kids. Robb is 14 with no miltary experience, leading armies. Tyg Lannister was out there slaughtering grown ass men in the War of the Nine Kings, including members of the Golden Company...at age 10. Rhaella and Ser Bonifer Hasty supposedly had this great epic romance prior to her marriage to Aerys...which occurred when she was 12. So...just in general, GRRM doesn’t have kids and possibly doesn’t know any, so he just knows nothing at all about child development. You have to just accept it.

I believe the inherent issue we have is that GRRM doesn't really understand how certain kinds of human being operate. I've read partsof his other fiction and it's not the best when it comes to characterization. And you're right, he completely falls apart when it comes to writing children.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

This triggered an association with me. Noelle Stevenson, a showrunner for one of these dumb Woke genderblob shows, identifies as non-binary. I remember on the Shitty Webcomics Blog people picking up subtle tells that she may have, ahem, "blossomed" early and still has a complex about it. So your supposition has some anecdotal support behind it.


I believe the inherent issue we have is that GRRM doesn't really understand how certain kinds of human being operate. I've read partsof his other fiction and it's not the best when it comes to characterization. And you're right, he completely falls apart when it comes to writing children.

Huh, interesting (and hey, I loves me some She-Ra!). I wouldn’t doubt that it has some connections, Pompeii mentioned girls becoming disillusioned with the concept that their sex is what’s important now, and usually that gets manifested as girls dressing ugly or messing with food intake to hide their sexuality, but I can definably see how becoming a gender-special could be a way of (poorly) coping with that (see my previous confession of asexuality for like, a year).
I suspect that it could be healthy in a way, sort of sell it as taking a step back and really finding yourself deciding what you want to do with your body as an adult (marriage, kids, whatever) but instead of being sold as a temporary “wear some comfy clothing and learn to enjoy your body” it’s being sold as “you’re right! Your body is hideous and wrong, change it now!” Which is just sad really.

As for GRRM that guys a creep, but I will bow to the idea that he is an accidental creep. If you like the high fantasy genre try the Stormlight Archives. Religious male author writes a believable and I insulting atheist female character. Dude should win a Pulitzer just for pulling that off.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I found a troon with some low-key cow potential on Reddit.

Meet "Sarah Charleston" a 6'3'' troon from Phoenix Arizona, who would do "anything" for those life-saving feminization surgeries but is too crippled by dysphoria and daily misgendering to work at Starbucks to get access to them via insurance:

r/Transgender_Surgeries - I will literally do anything to get surgeries. What should I do?

8 votes and 27 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

A fellow egg-cracker suggests that Sarah might start an OnlyFans and earn his surgery funds by charging for NSFW content. Sarah informs them that he's already done this, but it ain't working as well as he'd hoped.

So what does Sarah look like, you might ask?



Another ginger male market failure.

He dreams of acquiring big ol' knockers and outright says he's not aiming for "the natural look":

r/questions - How big can I go (boob job)?

0 votes and 5 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

He's also on Pornhub, for those who're interested: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f93aae45e14a

Predictably this awkward gangly autist has about as much sex appeal as a brick.

 

[annnanovichova]

A bit not on topic, but on topic: has anyone read this book? It's written in the 70ties and apparantly predict current troon plague.

Avaliable here from the author herself https://janiceraymond.com/the-transsexual-empire/
And if the reviews are cirrect this is gonna be a good read.

Spoiler

 

[garbage cake]

Found this abomination on r/transpassing and thought I'd share:

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r/transpassing - At 19mo on HRT and 10mo post FFS, wanted to see how I'm doing.

1 vote and 10 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

This is what he looks like post-FFS. Money well-spent there, bud. I get that you've got everything wrong with you that could be wrong (being a cross-eyed, autistic ginger market failure is just the icing on the cake) but I don't believe trooning out will solve any of it.

Hahah Alice here already made it into a HER post

Spoiler: Alice

 

[Great Monkey King]

Meet "Sarah Charleston" a 6'3'' troon from Phoenix Arizona, who would do "anything" for those life-saving feminization surgeries but is too crippled by dysphoria and daily misgendering to work at Starbucks to get access to them via insurance:

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“I’ll do anything! Literally anything for the money! Anything! Except get a job. No thanks.”

Hahah Alice here already made it into a HER post

Spoiler: Alice

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What is is “solo poly”? All I can think of is masturbating but I can’t figure out where the poly comes in.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Hahah Alice here already made it into a HER post

Spoiler: Alice

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Oh yeah, I thought I'd seen that gimpy stare and withered orange straw hair somewhere before. Nice catch. Guy legit looks like a horror movie prop.

 

[OttoWest]

True & Honest Woman™:
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I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

Only men think this way Jimmy.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Agreed. The only memories I have about my early development was how much they hurt and how I kept bonking into things because suprise! You take up more space now!

also yes I never checked to make sure they were still there. The near constant aches of puberty reminded me just fine.

huh. I wonder if trans men tend to be girls that had particularly early/shitty puberty. These things came in when I was 10 so I was in no way prepared for the, ahh, attention they bought and I recall wishing that I could do away with them. I never did cause I’m not nuts but it’s an interesting bit of psychology that I wonder if anyone has looked into? I’m pretty sure lots of girls who get early periods feel the same way. Dunno if this happens to all women, or guys for that matter, but adults treated me very differently once my body changed, never mind the comparisons my friends made to celebrities etc, and I can see how all this stuff happening at once could contribute to dysmorphic feelings.

You know, I wonder if this explains all the super tall MTFs. They were the male version of early developers.
I know an ‘MTF’ who was 5’10” in 8th grade, at a school that was 25% Latino and 25% Asian. Wonder if that contributed — feeling awkward and overgrown. I don’t know.

I put MTF in quotation marks because this person isn’t non-passing, they’re non-trying. Aside from the obligatory long greasy hair (which, he ran for a leadership position in a statewide club in high school and all the candidates had to dress up and he still didn’t wash his hair), he does literally nothing. Sports T-shirt and basketball shorts. I live in an area where I see straight guys with earrings or in pastel shorts, and I know plenty of gay guys who go out in public dressed effeminately all the time. So I have to wonder why he makes no bother at all.

“I’ll do anything! Literally anything for the money! Anything! Except get a job. No thanks.”


What is is “solo poly”? All I can think of is masturbating but I can’t figure out where the poly comes in.

Solo poly is basically having a bunch of casual relationships and never getting serious.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

You know, I wonder if this explains all the super tall MTFs. They were the male version of early developers.
I know an ‘MTF’ who was 5’10” in 8th grade, at a school that was 25% Latino and 25% Asian. Wonder if that contributed — feeling awkward and overgrown. I don’t know.

I put MTF in quotation marks because this person isn’t non-passing, they’re non-trying. Aside from the obligatory long greasy hair (which, he ran for a leadership position in a statewide club in high school and all the candidates had to dress up and he still didn’t wash his hair), he does literally nothing. Sports T-shirt and basketball shorts. I live in an area where I see straight guys with earrings or in pastel shorts, and I know plenty of gay guys who go out in public dressed effeminately all the time. So I have to wonder why he makes no bother at all.

Solo poly is basically having a bunch of casual relationships and never getting serious.

Oh that’s an interesting thought! I do know that puberty has been moving up for decades now so yeah, especially for boys, being 5’10” at 13 at a time when most of his friends still resemble children can be daunting.
we know that society “reads” children of different races as older or younger depending, we know they do it based on sex, pretty sure we do it based on secondary sex characteristics.

If thats the case then a movement mixing body positivity (the proper sort, not fat girls in bikinis) with a social demand that kids be treated appropriately for their age (including raising ages of consent good lord) might but a damper on “trooning out” as it were.
I’m sorry about your friend. Trans or not they seem in a bad way.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Oh that’s an interesting thought! I do know that puberty has been moving up for decades now so yeah, especially for boys, being 5’10” at 13 at a time when most of his friends still resemble children can be daunting.
we know that society “reads” children of different races as older or younger depending, we know they do it based on sex, pretty sure we do it based on secondary sex characteristics.

If thats the case then a movement mixing body positivity (the proper sort, not fat girls in bikinis) with a social demand that kids be treated appropriately for their age (including raising ages of consent good lord) might but a damper on “trooning out” as it were.
I’m sorry about your friend. Trans or not they seem in a bad way.

I have another MTF friend who is 6’1”, although I don’t know when he became that tall. And he’s what I would call awkwardly effeminate. Not the confident gay boy who spends a lot of time on his appearance, but the sensitive nerdy guy who naturally sits with his legs crossed and has a lot of female friends.

Thinking about that more, I think a lot of troons are people who are moderately gender non conforming but not in a confident way. Like, I knew a girl in high school who was really butch. She dressed like any urban guy (saggings pants with two pairs of boxers and all), wore a suit to prom, played basketball, and had an attractive girlfriend and lots of other friends. That’s different from being the awkward girl who doesn’t like wearing makeup or revealing dresses but will wear loose skirts.
There’s girls in the first category who are basically ‘non-binary for woke points’, I will grant (I know one of those too), but they’re not going to become a blob with shitty facial hair.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Recent troonacy I've encountered, mostly TiFs:

Spoiler: FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY