Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis
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Wager he's staying with Dick so
Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020
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I think we all saw that coming sooner or later. He just needs to ply her with more liquor.
Alcoholic Anonymous
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Holy shit, with the amount of basic bitch liquor there, and the massive chip on his shoulder, I’d like to change my prediction to the Gunt being hospitalized before Tampa is over.
BTW do we have a formal list of who is all supposed to be in the pillstream compound. Good money says someone there is going to push this fat piece of shit over the edge.
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i think it could be this but i ain't sure
edit: it's not ignore it
edit: it's not ignore it
Gilbert Grape
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That looks an awful lot like a urine sample cup.
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The glow in the dark "FED" shirt is really clever tbh, I might get one.
Too bad Ethan is the Gunt so I legit thought that it was just a fat joke.
Too bad Ethan is the Gunt so I legit thought that it was just a fat joke.
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The only guests explicitly confirmed by Ethan so far are himself, May, Peyton, and Wolfpup. We'll probably be able to see a few others once he goes live.
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I asked around. It's been since late summer that I flew. Anyway, no there's nothing special about flying other than wearing a mask
LemmeSee
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Is the shirt in his merch store? Might buy one if it's not terribly priced. Seems like the kind of thing I'd actually wear.
Alcoholic Anonymous
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He wants to criminalize sobriety, how do you think he checks if his capos are obeying? Not Ralph’s urine tho, his has to be that toxic waste orange with the fact that the gunt literally never drinks water.
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And he can't even bother to log in to say howdy to his most loyal fans @theralph how sad is that!
The Real SVP
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Pey won't do. She would abort his spawn, which means Pantsu is not interested in her. He needs the promise of a baby to keep his tranny.
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Hey Ralph,
Since you're living in this thread instead of enjoying Road Rage, I have some important advice to give you:
1) Drink as much as possible. Whenever you hear that voice in your head that suggests you should maybe slow down, don't listen to it. Tell it to shut the fuck up and eat a dick.
2) Take any drug that is offered to you. You've probably heard stories about how you shouldn't mix hard drugs and alcohol. I'm here to tell you that none of that's true. It's a complete fabrication.
3) If you see a cute girl when you're out on the town, introduce yourself by grabbing her by the pussy. She will instantly feel the immense Trump strength you carry around inside of you and beg to be included in any threesomes you may be planning.
4) Whenever you see a post on KF that draws your attention, screencap it, upload it to Twitter, and tell us all what losers we are. We will be totally owned by this, and many of us (especially @Sam Losco) will spend much of the night hanging our heads in shame due to the epic ownage we have been subjected to.
5) You may be tempted to save some of your money for child support payments. Don't. The Demon Baby will completely understand your need to spend that money on drugs and alcohol.
6) When in doubt, drink more alcohol. I suggest mixing whiskey, tequila, and rum. Those three liquors mix well together, especially straight.
Since you're living in this thread instead of enjoying Road Rage, I have some important advice to give you:
1) Drink as much as possible. Whenever you hear that voice in your head that suggests you should maybe slow down, don't listen to it. Tell it to shut the fuck up and eat a dick.
2) Take any drug that is offered to you. You've probably heard stories about how you shouldn't mix hard drugs and alcohol. I'm here to tell you that none of that's true. It's a complete fabrication.
3) If you see a cute girl when you're out on the town, introduce yourself by grabbing her by the pussy. She will instantly feel the immense Trump strength you carry around inside of you and beg to be included in any threesomes you may be planning.
4) Whenever you see a post on KF that draws your attention, screencap it, upload it to Twitter, and tell us all what losers we are. We will be totally owned by this, and many of us (especially @Sam Losco) will spend much of the night hanging our heads in shame due to the epic ownage we have been subjected to.
5) You may be tempted to save some of your money for child support payments. Don't. The Demon Baby will completely understand your need to spend that money on drugs and alcohol.
6) When in doubt, drink more alcohol. I suggest mixing whiskey, tequila, and rum. Those three liquors mix well together, especially straight.
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Yes Mersh just confirmed on his ROTC show that he will be in tampa and be streaming from there tonight for @Sam Losco @Burger Fox and @PhoBingas and anyone else looking for angles of the gunts.
His dlive; https://dlive.tv/NightwaveRadio
His youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkfjL7T-jY_suS0IJDsZtTQ
His kf thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reven...-lopez-hippojuicemedia-more-like-radio.63737/
his gunt:
His dlive; https://dlive.tv/NightwaveRadio
His youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkfjL7T-jY_suS0IJDsZtTQ
His kf thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reven...-lopez-hippojuicemedia-more-like-radio.63737/
his gunt:
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Wow Dax drinks piss too? What a degen.
WhimsicalTrolli
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7) What they say about other opioids reacting bad with Fentanyl is bullshit if you're a ralphamale
Fuck water, only drink liquor. Water is for faggots. If you're thirsty have a gin and tonic; it's pretty much medicine with all the quinine.
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Ralph, @The Demon Baby here has already provided you with some solid effective advice, but don't forget that there's nothing like taking the edge off the night with some benzos, mixing them with licor only makes them better.
You're not even drunk and your stomach already hurts? Benzos. The memories of your ruthless father cause you pain? Even more benzos. Pantsu and the IP2 crowd are acting way more retarded than usual? BENZO TO THE MAX!
You're not even drunk and your stomach already hurts? Benzos. The memories of your ruthless father cause you pain? Even more benzos. Pantsu and the IP2 crowd are acting way more retarded than usual? BENZO TO THE MAX!
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I want Ralph and Mersh to have a wet t-shirt contest. I need to know whose tits are bigger. I'm leaning toward Mersh, but it's possible that Ralph could pull off an upset victory.
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Get images of the interior, pictures on the wall, flooring, a good shot of the kitchen and living room area. I'll keep checking back but with some luck we can have the address by morning.