Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Rabbit Bones said:
The guy she has doing her tattoo is exactly the kinda nigga I would expect to do $20 tattoos in his moms garage. Sammie has better get on it... there's a good chance he's going away for a while soon.
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But, just kind of an actual update here. Like I mentioned, Sammie has been on a selfie spree. She's also added a bunch of dudes, and is farming attention hard. So you have Sammie posting shit like this...
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...and Laura freaking out. I have no idea why she's mad at the mongoloids Sammie is acting like a slut for. She needs to tell Sammie to stop this shit. This 'legal guardian' shit is hilarious to me still... there is absolutely no proof of it, apart from Laura screeching about owning Sammie every time something happens that she doesn't like. This will 100% bite her in the ass. Sammie was homeless for almost a year, rather than listen to Mama Bushart when she started putting her foot down. Sammie chose nigger cock over her own children. If Laura thinks Sammie is going to place her over the allure of dick and being a hood chick... well...
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But the other big Sammie revelation is that, as expected, she's rewriting history. She and Antonio met on Facebook. Sammie knew one of the other fat white sluts he used to fuck. She's told this scavenger hunt and dress shopping story before... I'm assuming it's something she saw on a reality show. Because I don't think 6 hours is nearly enough time for these two mongoloids to figure out anything.

Oh, and they were married too.
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It really has to take some mental gymnastics to go from being single, to being married to a dead dude who dumped you a year and a half ago, after he found out you'd fucked nearly half a dozen dudes while he was in jail.
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And this was just funny to me. There's literally nowhere in Arkansas you can see a shark. We don't have any aquariums. And she and Antonio never did anything. They sat in his moms house all day every day.
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Nigga wouldn't spend time with her in life, why the hell would he haunt her in death?
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Sammie has competition though. Monica has also announced she's married to Antonios ghost.
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Sammie needs to step her game up and get some Antonio merch like Monica

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Rabbit Bones said:
The guy she has doing her tattoo is exactly the kinda nigga I would expect to do $20 tattoos in his moms garage. Sammie has better get on it... there's a good chance he's going away for a while soon.
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But, just kind of an actual update here. Like I mentioned, Sammie has been on a selfie spree. She's also added a bunch of dudes, and is farming attention hard. So you have Sammie posting shit like this...
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...and Laura freaking out. I have no idea why she's mad at the mongoloids Sammie is acting like a slut for. She needs to tell Sammie to stop this shit. This 'legal guardian' shit is hilarious to me still... there is absolutely no proof of it, apart from Laura screeching about owning Sammie every time something happens that she doesn't like. This will 100% bite her in the ass. Sammie was homeless for almost a year, rather than listen to Mama Bushart when she started putting her foot down. Sammie chose nigger cock over her own children. If Laura thinks Sammie is going to place her over the allure of dick and being a hood chick... well...
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But the other big Sammie revelation is that, as expected, she's rewriting history. She and Antonio met on Facebook. Sammie knew one of the other fat white sluts he used to fuck. She's told this scavenger hunt and dress shopping story before... I'm assuming it's something she saw on a reality show. Because I don't think 6 hours is nearly enough time for these two mongoloids to figure out anything.

Oh, and they were married too.
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It really has to take some mental gymnastics to go from being single, to being married to a dead dude who dumped you a year and a half ago, after he found out you'd fucked nearly half a dozen dudes while he was in jail.
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And this was just funny to me. There's literally nowhere in Arkansas you can see a shark. We don't have any aquariums. And she and Antonio never did anything. They sat in his moms house all day every day.
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Nigga wouldn't spend time with her in life, why the hell would he haunt her in death?
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Sammie has competition though. Monica has also announced she's married to Antonios ghost.
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I love how she's talking directly to him, like he's refreshing her Facebook in the afterlife.
 
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Honeybee said:
Posting from mobile, apologies if my formatting is off. Did we ever figure out what she meant by this nickname? Also, does anyone actually call her that?


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"Gooch" is such a retarded nickname that the only thing I can think of to justify it is that somebody called her Gooch ONCE in passing (likely as a veiled insult) and Sammie's sped brain latched onto it.

She's definitely the only one that calls herself that.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
The guy she has doing her tattoo is exactly the kinda nigga I would expect to do $20 tattoos in his moms garage. Sammie has better get on it... there's a good chance he's going away for a while soon.
View attachment 1769703View attachment 1769705

But, just kind of an actual update here. Like I mentioned, Sammie has been on a selfie spree. She's also added a bunch of dudes, and is farming attention hard. So you have Sammie posting shit like this...
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...and Laura freaking out. I have no idea why she's mad at the mongoloids Sammie is acting like a slut for. She needs to tell Sammie to stop this shit. This 'legal guardian' shit is hilarious to me still... there is absolutely no proof of it, apart from Laura screeching about owning Sammie every time something happens that she doesn't like. This will 100% bite her in the ass. Sammie was homeless for almost a year, rather than listen to Mama Bushart when she started putting her foot down. Sammie chose nigger cock over her own children. If Laura thinks Sammie is going to place her over the allure of dick and being a hood chick... well...
View attachment 1769709
But the other big Sammie revelation is that, as expected, she's rewriting history. She and Antonio met on Facebook. Sammie knew one of the other fat white sluts he used to fuck. She's told this scavenger hunt and dress shopping story before... I'm assuming it's something she saw on a reality show. Because I don't think 6 hours is nearly enough time for these two mongoloids to figure out anything.

Oh, and they were married too.
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It really has to take some mental gymnastics to go from being single, to being married to a dead dude who dumped you a year and a half ago, after he found out you'd fucked nearly half a dozen dudes while he was in jail.
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And this was just funny to me. There's literally nowhere in Arkansas you can see a shark. We don't have any aquariums. And she and Antonio never did anything. They sat in his moms house all day every day.
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Nigga wouldn't spend time with her in life, why the hell would he haunt her in death?
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Sammie has competition though. Monica has also announced she's married to Antonios ghost.
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I lost it at #IntelligentLove

At least she has a dead nigga she actually knew and isn't hijacking a strangers death.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sorry for the lack of updates. Sammie has been doing a lot, but not really doing much at the same time. She's basically posted about 6.9 million selfies in the last few days, which I'm not even going to try and screencap. I'll go back and nab some of the funnier ones later, but this is a serious update.

She lost our lil nigga, Baby Nard. And the bitch isn't even upset about it. We had to hear about it from retarded Laura.
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I updated the Dead Baby list, and nearly shed a tear while doing do. RIL Narddog. You were too perfect for this earth.
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Interesting that Laura called it 'losing her pregnancy' rather than 'losing her baby'. Laura has had a late term miscarriage right? I'm guessing that in normal (IE the pregnancy was real) circumstances she would validate the embryo/fetus' personhood by calling it a 'baby'.
But naw, Sammie lost her pregnancy like a kindergardner losing an imaginary friend. She got bored, then distracted, then forgot all about it.
 
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PatrickHateman said:
Sammie needs to step her game up and get some Antonio merch like Monica

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This is lowkey one of the worst things I've ever seen on this site. It's no botched stinkditch or zoosadism RP, but something about those dead eyes behind the shoddily printed dead guy mask and the yellowed scotch tape holding up pictures of her "king" suck every last bit of joy and hope right out of me.
 
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So it was recently revealed that my other favorite female lolcow (mandatee) has an IQ of 62. This got me thinking....I wonder what Sammie's iq is? It's almost certainly lower than Amanda's, seeing as at least she could figure out the "fight for your life" Alex jones captcha thing KF uses and I seem to remember hearing that Sammi couldn't. Do we know if Sammi has a ged even?
 
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Mushroom Soup said:
So it was recently revealed that my other favorite female lolcow (mandatee) has an IQ of 62. This got me thinking....I wonder what Sammie's iq is? It's almost certainly lower than Amanda's, seeing as at least she could figure out the "fight for your life" Alex jones captcha thing KF uses and I seem to remember hearing that Sammi couldn't. Do we know if Sammi has a ged even?
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Sammie tried to join the farms?
 
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