Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

[Postal Pippa]

Negative XP does an awesome cover of it if you can't stand listening to Baked Alaska's autotuned voice:

Dope, now I can enjoy baked alaskas purely as the gag one!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is anyone streaming or Ralph is just on twitter.

 

[kosher bath salts]

Hahahahaha. He's actually afraid to stream. He knows what's going to happen the second he starts.

RALPH, YOU FAT PUSSY.
You're not going to let a bunch of filthy alawgs keep you from collecting your lemons are you?

Turns out the ralphamale is afraid of the incel farmers, sad!

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

So this is kinda interesting the area gunty king's latest tweet is from is known as Ybor City. It's a historic neighbourhood with pretty unique street lamps and decorations.
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https://archive.vn/l6NGx

Ralph seems like the kind of nigger dumb enough to inhale a cigar.

 

[Derpy]

I specifically remember Ralph saying there was a Pool at the Airb&b
I think he also said it was near the Road Rage Venue in Ybor
Luckily there aren’t many houses with pools on Airb&b

I set my search parameters for the middle of the week in June which happens to be hurricane season.
Only 2 houses (not apartment or condo) with a pool.
Both are already booked this weekend.

links: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/100697...on_id=p3_1607658308_PqHUrwQThH51hVJK&guests=1

Vacation Rentals, Homes, Experiences & Places - Airbnb

www.airbnb.com

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44079027?adults=4&check_in=2021-02-23&check_out=2021-02-26&source_impression_id=p3_1607659004_1Hq69zBUfa1JH2dh&guests=1

 

[L. Duse]

Hahahahaha. He's actually afraid to stream. He knows what's going to happen the second he starts.

RALPH, YOU FAT PUSSY.
You're not going to let a bunch of filthy alawgs keep you from collecting your lemons are you?

I hope he is reading this. I will write in block letters. If he really didn't stream because we found out where he is then we have

ABORTED THE RETORT!

WE WON!

 

[beautiful person]

Hey Ralph, I think you should start smoking regularly, you know, it must feel so good to smoke some cigars with your Maker's Mark.

He looks very Ralphachad with a cigar, for sure.

 

[The Demon Baby]

I specifically remember Ralph saying there was a Pool at the Airb&b
I think he also said it was near the Road Rage Venue in Ybor
Luckily there aren’t many houses with pools on Airb&b

I set my search parameters for the middle of the week in June which happens to be hurricane season.
Only 2 houses (not apartment or condo) with a pool.
Both are already booked this weekend.

links: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/100697...on_id=p3_1607658308_PqHUrwQThH51hVJK&guests=1

Vacation Rentals, Homes, Experiences & Places - Airbnb

www.airbnb.com

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44079027?adults=4&check_in=2021-02-23&check_out=2021-02-26&source_impression_id=p3_1607659004_1Hq69zBUfa1JH2dh&guests=1

I admire your autism powers.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I specifically remember Ralph saying there was a Pool at the Airb&b
I think he also said it was near the Road Rage Venue in Ybor
Luckily there aren’t many houses with pools on Airb&b

I set my search parameters for the middle of the week in June which happens to be hurricane season.
Only 2 houses (not apartment or condo) with a pool.
Both are already booked this weekend.

links: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/100697...on_id=p3_1607658308_PqHUrwQThH51hVJK&guests=1

Vacation Rentals, Homes, Experiences & Places - Airbnb

www.airbnb.com

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44079027?adults=4&check_in=2021-02-23&check_out=2021-02-26&source_impression_id=p3_1607659004_1Hq69zBUfa1JH2dh&guests=1

It's neither of those. Look at the floors, cabinets and oven placement.

 

[Niggernerd]

Gaytor and ralph will have fat drunken slop sex to own the ayylawgs

 

[Alcoholic Anonymous]

Ralph is currently at Ybor Cigars Plus
1725 E 7th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605
+18135160531

https://goo.gl/maps/EZoWXJBn1tErmr7J6

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Based on wrapper coloring, texture and the uneven burn on that stogie, Ralph either has no fucking idea what he’s doing or buys cheap $4 reject Cubans. Good job flexing those lemons Gunty.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I specifically remember Ralph saying there was a Pool at the Airb&b
I think he also said it was near the Road Rage Venue in Ybor
Luckily there aren’t many houses with pools on Airb&b

I set my search parameters for the middle of the week in June which happens to be hurricane season.
Only 2 houses (not apartment or condo) with a pool.
Both are already booked this weekend.

links: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/100697...on_id=p3_1607658308_PqHUrwQThH51hVJK&guests=1

Vacation Rentals, Homes, Experiences & Places - Airbnb

www.airbnb.com

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/44079027?adults=4&check_in=2021-02-23&check_out=2021-02-26&source_impression_id=p3_1607659004_1Hq69zBUfa1JH2dh&guests=1

neither oven nor countertops match

 

[Derpy]

I admire your autism powers.

Thank you.

 

[Sriracha]

Hahahahaha. He's actually afraid to stream. He knows what's going to happen the second he starts.

RALPH, YOU FAT PUSSY.
You're not going to let a bunch of filthy alawgs keep you from collecting your lemons are you?

I don't think Ralph will stream. If anyone finds out who he is staying with, they will find a way to contact them with info about Ralph beating his pregnant girlfriend. He's also too pussy to get drunk or do drugs because these people are his bread and butter. We have to remember that Ralph is a massive pussy faggot who only gets joy in life by being gratified by those around him so he's just going to strut around, inflate his ego and cry on the toilet while he reads the farms.

 

[The Demon Baby]

Based on wrapper coloring, texture and the uneven burn on that stogie, Ralph either has no fucking idea what he’s doing or buys cheap $4 reject Cubans. Good job flexing those lemons Gunty.

Even the lowest-tier Monte Cristos don't burn like that, which is why they're so highly coveted. Those aren't Cuban cigars. They're shit cigars.

 

[KeeKee]

Hi Ralphie boy get on KeeKee and shit talk us some more.

I won't be your daddy now that vickers has abandoned you like your real father.

I'm about to threadban everybody who's ever replied to this shit. Is this thread just the leftovers from /cow/'s IBS cyclical? People are even doing the "Hi, name!" shit now. KeeKee is not Ralph, Rape is not Ralph, none of the people posting right now are fucking Ralph. Shut the fuck up.

tbh Id be totally fine with an abusive Japanese GF that talks down to me.

You'll never have a gf either
Kys burger fag

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan may actually end up being more than a full day late.

 

[kosher bath salts]

Guys, what the fuck is going on with Ralph's Twitter
I mean, look at the last picture he shared!

Spoiler: NSFW

They say that a picture says more than a thousand words!

 

[Garth]

Based on wrapper coloring, texture and the uneven burn on that stogie, Ralph either has no fucking idea what he’s doing or buys cheap $4 reject Cubans. Good job flexing those lemons Gunty.

Even the lowest-tier Monte Cristos don't burn like that, which is why they're so highly coveted. Those aren't Cuban cigars. They're shit cigars.

Probably bought it right off the counter at clearance because it's been sitting in their humidor for a year. Likely explanation for the shit burn he's got going. Very likely the philistine lit it with a butane lighter as well.

 

[Niggernerd]

Imagine being a fat loser like @theralph