Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

Garth said:
Probably bought it right off the counter at clearance because it's been sitting in their humidor for a year. Likely explanation for the shit burn he's got going. Very likely the philistine lit it with a butane lighter as well.
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With detective skills like this, we could be solving cold cases. But instead we’re chasing the gunt across Florida because it’s funny.
 
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Garth said:
Probably bought it right off the counter at clearance because it's been sitting in their humidor for a year. Likely explanation for the shit burn he's got going. Very likely the philistine lit it with a butane lighter as well.
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It honestly looks like the kind of cigar you buy for next to nothing so you can cut it open and roll a blunt.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
One of Ralph's own paypigs in his dlive chat said it was a 20 min cigar. Not sure if that's true, but if it is lmao.
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The paypig has no idea what he's talking about
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Edit: he might mean 20 minute cigar company. It's definitely not a 20 minute smoke.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
The paypig has no idea what he's talking about
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yeah it looked like a robusto to me, but in Ralph's tiny pig hooves it's probably the one smaller. IDK where the paypig was getting 20 min from, but obviously it wasn't the amount of time that kind of cigar is meant to be which would be > or = 45 min if it was around 5 in. That's why I'm thinking it was a shitty/fake cigar
 
Derpy said:
I specifically remember Ralph saying there was a Pool at the Airb&b
I think he also said it was near the Road Rage Venue in Ybor
Luckily there aren’t many houses with pools on Airb&b

I set my search parameters for the middle of the week in June which happens to be hurricane season.
Only 2 houses (not apartment or condo) with a pool.
Both are already booked this weekend.

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Now the question is, is he staying with Dax or did he get his own compound? Because if he's staying with Dax, that ain't it, if he's staying at his own place then keep it on the burner.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
The paypig has no idea what he's talking about
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Edit: Sorry, I just realized I'm retarded. He's talking abuut 20 minute cigar company.
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Hmmm... it depends on how dry it's gotten, I would think.
I was never big into cigars, but the most expensive ones I smoked were these (and they were mid-tier):
These fuckers lasted for so long I always wanted to stop smoking it long before they were actually finished.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
The paypig has no idea what he's talking about
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Edit: he might mean 20 minute cigar company. It's definitely not a 20 minute smoke.
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Freedom Fries said:
yeah it looked like a robusto to me, but in Ralph's tiny pig hooves it's probably the one smaller. IDK where the paypig was getting 20 min from, but obviously it wasn't the amount of time that kind of cigar is meant to be which would be > or = 45 min if it was around 5 in. That's why I'm thinking it was a shitty/fake cigar
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The Demon Baby said:
Hmmm... it depends on how dry it's gotten, I would think.
I was never big into cigars, but the most expensive ones I smoked were these (and they were mid-tier):
These fuckers lasted for so long I always wanted to stop smoking it long before they were actually finished.
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He had no problem flashing the Monte Cristo in the previous photo (twitter profile pic), but here there is no band. It's either a cheap reject roll, or Ethan peeled the band off to hide the cheap-ass brand. Stay classy, Gunt.
 
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JAKL said:
Now the question is, is he staying with Dax or did he get his own compound? Because if he's staying with Dax, that ain't it, if he's staying at his own place then keep it on the burner.
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If I had to guess, they aren’t staying together.
Marie (Dax’s girlfriend) doesn’t seem like the type that would want to stay in a party house with a bunch of people. Ethan has advertised his rental house as the “Killstream compound”
I actually don’t think Dax would sign off on Ethan branding it that way if he (Dax) was staying there.
 
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