Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

No one and I mean no one should make craigslist ads offering free cigarettes, free booze or free drugs.

That would be very unethical.

EDIT: Seriously dont do this one.
 
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I think I found the airb&b. Here is the listing,:


If you look through the photographs you can see the game table thing that was mentioned by @Sam Losco a few pages back. Here is also the table with the boat picture with Ralph's for comparison. Let me know what you guys think.
That's definitely it. You can see lighting comes from the left side in the photo which project shadows of that cupboard thingy or the wall/door portion next to that shelf onto the table.

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Funny house rules:
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Edit: Quadruple ninja-d, also late.
 
Those are usually one time fees, not per day. And only come into effect if they're needed.
That's what I was taking into account with the math. It's still $300 per night was where I got the numbers from. I think the $250 is non-negotiable and obviously the safety deposit he'll get back so long as he doesn't screw everything up but that's being optimistic.
 
That's definitely it. You can see lighting comes from the left side in the photo which project shadows of that cupboard thingy or the wall/door portion next to that shelf onto the table.

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In case we're only at 99.999% sure here's another one.
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I still think Mace Legolas is the best nickname.
The problem is Legolas is cool and people that use aimbots are faggots, so if we're trying to give Baked the most fitting nickname which one do you go with?
That's what I was taking into account with the math. It's still $300 per night was where I got the numbers from. I think the $250 is non-negotiable and obviously the safety deposit he'll get back so long as he doesn't screw everything up but that's being optimistic.
My bad, I misunderstood what you were trying to say.
 
No one should contact the owners through AirBnb application who answer in an hour or less at tell them what a degenerate Ralph is and that he will hold a huge party.

That would be very unethical.
I imagine a scenario as such:
Ralph reads this and freaks out
He preemptively calls the home owners and tells them about muh aylawgs
Home owners think hmmm... this be sus
They either call the neighbors and tell them to keep an eye out
Or they decide to roll by the house themselves to peep out what’s going on

Ralph really did sign a rental contract saying he wouldn’t have an event and has been plugging the Killstream compound for weeks now.
He signed a contract saying no parties and photographs a keg and a bunch of liquor in the house he is supposed to not party in.

LOL, the weekend is still young my fellow aylawgs
 
I really, really hope he took my (genuine) advice after Arizona and warned the cops about the streamer house ahead of time so they don't respond to a fake call like typical Floridian speds.

Of course, that won't save him from IP2 calling the landlord like they did with Baked and getting him thrown out for breaking the contract. SQUATTER'S RIGHTS part II incoming?
 
I really, really hope he took my (genuine) advice after Arizona and warned the cops about the streamer house ahead of time so they don't respond to a fake call like typical Floridian speds.

Of course, that won't save him from IP2 calling the landlord like they did with Baked and getting him thrown out for breaking the contract. SQUATTER'S RIGHTS part II incoming?
That squatter's rights claim was one of the dumbest and delusional responses I've heard from anyone getting kicked out of private property rightfully by the landowner.

Might generate another Florida Man news article.
 
My bad, I misunderstood what you were trying to say.
Either way, he's still a liability and out over $1k if he's not forcing Pantsu or others to split the difference. Here's to just hoping they catch him on livestream when he gets blackout drunk and passes out on the air hockey table and breaks it.
 
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I really, really hope he took my (genuine) advice after Arizona and warned the cops about the streamer house ahead of time so they don't respond to a fake call like typical Floridian speds.

Of course, that won't save him from IP2 calling the landlord like they did with Baked and getting him thrown out for breaking the contract. SQUATTER'S RIGHTS part II incoming?
Yeah. The landlord info is very easy to find too since they run a company for their rentals. You can find a picture of the woman's business card online.
 
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