Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[timewave0]

I’m honestly amazed it didn’t happen sooner. He’s spent the last few months basically doing “get into legal trouble” glitchless any% speedruns. I don’t understand what type of person watches these streams out of genuine interest and not just to marvel at Baked’s incalculable spergdom. I’ve seen a bunch of rightwing Twitter accounts unironically saying his streams are based... evidently there is nothing more based than chimping out like a drunken fratboy on a livestream.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Emptying a can of mace on someone's back before running away was worse, in my opinion.

Yeah, even Andy as dumb as he is didn't handle the gun himself. Even he was clever enough to talk someone else into almost murdering FOR him. Baked committed every assault personally and made a handy video record of each one of them for the judge.
If this turbowigger gets out of this he glows worse than Fukushima.

 

[WWE Champion]

True upstanding US citizens, the Trump fanbase. How is it possible that these cuckservatives are all drunk, pill addicted, fat edgelords who never grew adult? Anyway, I hope baked gets a nice beating in jail.

 

[csimp19]

Yeah, they seem to batch them up so it might not be until noon or so that they release the next group.
Depending on how long it took to get him to MCSO this morning, we're also missing some booking numbers from the shots that have been released:
T670584
T670572
T670567-69
T670556
T670551-54
etc.

Even if you go back to 12/9, there are still chunks of booking numbers missing. Maybe some cities don't share with the Maricopa site, and Scottsdale is one of them? I think he'd be gloating somewhere by now if they just let him walk.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Ladies and Guntlemen. . .we got him

 

[Sam Losco]

Ladies and Guntlemen. . .we got him

Damnit. Was just typing up the post.

Charged with assault with intent, disorderly conduct and 3rd degree trespassing.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

You gotta play the cool version, not the fag version though:

I'm not sure what the laws in Arizona are, but in some states bouncers count as actual security guards. They are authority figures in the eyes of the law.

Dunno about Arizona. Where I live I got slashed by some cunt I was removing. We beat him nearly to death and the cops never said a word, just cuffed him and put him in an ambulance.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Either that bouncer is pretty badass or that mace is piss weak. Either way, he took two blasts of it in the face and didn't even blink. Baked is super lucky the guy didn't just fucking kill him. Lmao these fucking retards are saying they have video evidence proving him innocent. Literally their video would convict his ass instantly.

Chad bouncer gets maced: just stands there, unfazed. calmly calls the police

Virgin baked gets maced: cries hysterically, has an autistic meltdown. begs medic to pour milk on his face

 

[Not Even Twice]

you forgot to factor in the "we love our cops" music video. That's gotta subtract some time, right?

Nah that got cancelled out by him screaming "Fuck the police!" after they arrested him.

 

[SimoHayha]

Is the pre-trial conference what decides bail?

 

[Hesa]

So how much shit is he in with those charges?

 

[csimp19]

Oh, he did, Baked. He really, really did.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Alhamdullilah, this is arrest is good news for our internet.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Day one in the slammer
"Ayo esse, my abuela showed me dis video you made home's. Says chu love are cops ey? Lemmie sho you how we deal with snitches in ere penedjo"

Day Two
"Yo, you dat whiteboy dat been makin all dat bread with tts nigga donos? You finna pass them Benjamin's to me boy or shit bout to pop off up in here"

 

[Terrorist]

Personally, I think “Bad optics wigger nationalist” should mean “degenerate who maces bouncers while doing drugs, screaming racial slurs and fucking schizophrenic teenagers” rather than “anyone who disagrees with Nick Fuentes”. But then again I’m not one of the brilliant America First thought leaders who will stop the steal and take over the GOP any day now, so what do I know?

 

[Colloid]

So how much shit is he in with those charges?

Intentional injury assault carries a 10 yr maximum on it’s own so I’d say pretty fucked if the charges stick.

ETA: Never mind, this isn’t a felony like I thought it was. No idea.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

BAKED ARRESTED INSHALLAH:
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The arrested footage:

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Baked to cops "fuck the police":
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Baked gets taken into the cruiser:
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He had maced a bouncer
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macing the bouncer angles:

angle1:
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Angle2:
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Holy shit that bouncer is a chad, he totally mogs alaska and makes him look like a pussy, especially after he got maced and just stood there like the MAN he is

 

[csimp19]

So how much shit is he in with those charges?

No felony charges, but he's going to need a lawyer to get him out of any jailtime, and that will cost him. He got the toughest of 3 levels of misdemeanor assault charge.

Misdemeanor Assault Classifications A.R.S. § 13-1203

Misdemeanor Assault committed knowingly or intentionally is classified as:

• A.R.S. § 13-1203: 1. Class 1 Misdemeanors;
• A.R.S. § 13-1203: 2 Class 2 Misdemeanors;
• A.R.S. § 13-1203: 3. Class 3 Misdemeanors;

Misdemeanor Assault Penalties A.R.S. § Chapter 7 and 8

Penalties for Misdemeanor Assault convictions are punishable by:

Class 1 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 6 months in Jail and $2500.00 fine;

• Class 2 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 4 months in Jail and $750.00 fine;
• Class 3 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 30 days in Jail and $500.00 fine;

Other penalties may be ordered in all three categories including additional fees, costs, victim restitution; anger management classes; probation; and other penalties the court deems necessary.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like the latest booking dates on the Maricopa Mugshots page are 12/9. Maybe they have a 24 hour delay?

The 12/11 ones are already in. You just need to sort it and the site is fucked up. Some searches or sorts cause it to ignore the recent ones. Just mess around with it.

 

[thismanlies]

So how much shit is he in with those charges?

I’m guessing he’ll get what CWC got when he maced that GameStop employee. Then he’ll fuck up his probation and end up tossing his cellmate’s salad.