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Rest in piss, Baked Faglaska.
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With how many times he's done this, he's lucky he doesn't get a lengthy three strikes sentence. He's earned it, but since they never charged him the first half a dozen times, he's off the hook.No felony charges, but he's going to need a lawyer to get him out of any jailtime, and that will cost him. He got the toughest of 3 levels of misdemeanor assault charge.
Misdemeanor Assault Classifications A.R.S. § 13-1203
Misdemeanor Assault committed knowingly or intentionally is classified as:
Misdemeanor Assault Penalties A.R.S. § Chapter 7 and 8
- A.R.S. § 13-1203: 1. Class 1 Misdemeanors;
- A.R.S. § 13-1203: 2 Class 2 Misdemeanors;
- A.R.S. § 13-1203: 3. Class 3 Misdemeanors;
Penalties for Misdemeanor Assault convictions are punishable by:
Class 1 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 6 months in Jail and $2500.00 fine;
Other penalties may be ordered in all three categories including additional fees, costs, victim restitution; anger management classes; probation; and other penalties the court deems necessary.
- Class 2 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 4 months in Jail and $750.00 fine;
- Class 3 Assault Misdemeanors: Up to 30 days in Jail and $500.00 fine;
Chad bouncer gets maced: just stands there, unfazed. calmly calls the police
Virgin baked gets maced: cries hysterically, has an autistic meltdown. begs medic to pour milk on his face
He’s spent the last few months basically doing “get into legal trouble” glitchless any% speedruns.
He's been preparing for this for a while, doing proper spine exercises. I think he'll do just fine in jail.Ladies and Guntlemen. . .we got him
That's no lie.But why mace a bouncer? Don't even look at bouncers. They can murder you.
He kind of looks like Soygon after he got milkshakedHe has come so far ...
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It also says it was at 9:45AM so that was over an hour ago. Pretty cool that they have live audio streams though. Never seen that beforeI can't listen now but maybe someone here can ... I think courtroom 1 is the only active stream?
Edit: Courtroom 9 is listed on the arrest info. Looks like each stream goes dead when nothing is happening. COURTROOM 9 IS LIVE NOW.
City of Scottsdale - Courtroom Live Stream (scottsdaleaz.gov)
It's a lot more common after the coof.It also says it was at 9:45AM so that was over an hour ago. Pretty cool that they have live audio streams though. Never seen that before
Azzmador was charged with “maliciously releasing gas” in Charlottesville. Baked is probably fucked, unless he's a Fed.So does the fact he has done this repeatedly across the country mean his charges will be worse?
Or is it just going to be treated as an isolated incident?
Once, sure a fine and a couple of days in the jail - he's on what, 6 cases now? All instigated by him, and when he's too much of a pussy to deal with the consequences he preemptively strikes with pepper spray or in this case uses it when in no danger whatsoever.
Youtube is gay and won't play the video outside of the site so here's an archiveYou gotta play the cool version, not the fag version though: