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Pretty sure we're not making fun of someone's disability. We're making fun of women who think they can bend the will of the universe by posting emojis.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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I'm mostly just amazed they didn't call us Nazis/incels/TERFs/whatever like tumblr kids usually do when they discover the farms.
I wonder if any of them will try to put a hex on us or do something with crystals and period blood to remove this thread?
Btw this thread has had me wondering something for a while. I've seen lots of posts screeching about TERFs and white supremacists supposedly getting in on witchcraft shit, but is it really that common, especially on tumblr of all places? I know there are a few white supremacists and TERFs on tumblr (who mostly just bicker amongst themselves or get harassed by the rest of the site), and I know that white supremacists like Varg are into Norse Paganism, but I kinda doubt it's anywhere near as big as the tumblr kids make it seem. The Witchblr crowd seems to be pretty solidly the stereotypical fat white girls with dyed hair who think mayonnaise is a gender and everything is racist. I'd imagine even if TERF and Nazi witches exist in significant numbers, they probably wouldn't be doing much on tumblr.
I wonder if any of them will try to put a hex on us or do something with crystals and period blood to remove this thread?
Btw this thread has had me wondering something for a while. I've seen lots of posts screeching about TERFs and white supremacists supposedly getting in on witchcraft shit, but is it really that common, especially on tumblr of all places? I know there are a few white supremacists and TERFs on tumblr (who mostly just bicker amongst themselves or get harassed by the rest of the site), and I know that white supremacists like Varg are into Norse Paganism, but I kinda doubt it's anywhere near as big as the tumblr kids make it seem. The Witchblr crowd seems to be pretty solidly the stereotypical fat white girls with dyed hair who think mayonnaise is a gender and everything is racist. I'd imagine even if TERF and Nazi witches exist in significant numbers, they probably wouldn't be doing much on tumblr.
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Their magic has no power over us because we have God and anime on our side.
And racism!
Edit: with regards to the "not real witchcraft" stuff, I don't have to believe in something to know what the "rules" are for it. I'm not Muslim but I know they can't drink alcohol or eat pork.
With witchcraft/magic/wicca/druidism/paganism that kind of stuff there's more to it than cutesy "rituals" that are imagined on the spot and there's certainly some tradition to learn from. I can look at historical believers and compare their writings and beliefs and how it makes internal sense. This tumblr stuff is a mockery of it all.
And racism!
Edit: with regards to the "not real witchcraft" stuff, I don't have to believe in something to know what the "rules" are for it. I'm not Muslim but I know they can't drink alcohol or eat pork.
With witchcraft/magic/wicca/druidism/paganism that kind of stuff there's more to it than cutesy "rituals" that are imagined on the spot and there's certainly some tradition to learn from. I can look at historical believers and compare their writings and beliefs and how it makes internal sense. This tumblr stuff is a mockery of it all.
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Don't forget the robots.
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And pure unadulterated autism.
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Yes I did say racism.
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Last year someone left an open bottle of white vinegar by the gate to a particularly huge cemetery. It had a dead fly in it but the fly might have gotten stuck in there itself.
Is this some retarded "magick" practice? A bottle of vinegar isn't something you usually see open by a cemetery gate. Soda maybe. It's not like people don't sit there. But vinegar?
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I assume it's some counter-magic meant to neutralize the basic bitches of tumblr.
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Ooooo, they're on to you, Fuzzy.
The funny thing here is that there are some things you can do for deeper dreams that are completely legal and accessible, but nope. Jars.
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Funnier still is there are jars with actual things in them that can help with deeper dreams.
Quick someone draw a "lol calm down" sigil so their bad vibes don't hex us
Or better yet here's an emoji spell that will make these wenches "seethe and cope"
Rate
to charge, rate :thunkful: to cast. Blessed be my Kiwis.
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For example, the lucid dreaming spell above. It’s like she slapped together anything she could think of into a big mess of a spell. In magickue, less is usually more. Most of her reagents are either redundant (thyme for sleep???) or irrelevant. “Eclectic” usually means “doing whatever I want because I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Just in case they do, here’s a sigil I made to protect us from their foul sorceries.
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You've been recognized for your work! Congratulations! Its always great when I cow realizes they're on the farms.
One of them just said magic is real and works by the rules of an anime. I think they have that on their side too so it evens out.
fuzzyrodent85
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The news: Drinking essential oils will make your ebegging succeed and totally won't give you seizures!!!
No, a chunk of Amber won't cure your depression, take your Lexapro.
Manifesting obesity.
To prevent spirits lying about who they are, make a circle of period blood around you to act as a ward.
Then what are those money spells for?
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It's funny they disregard all """haters""* as non-believers and shit, but the thing is, as someone who sort of kinda believes this stuff may exist (i mean, knowing healing herbs was once considered witchcraft so who knows really), i am actually annoyed by witchblr bullshit tenfold? Why is it that white Emilys from US or northern Europe are working with Greek deities, huh? And only with the ""hip"" ones, like Persephone, Hades, etc? What about my homies who got two lines or less on Wikipedia? What about slavic, germanic, southern american, turk, etc mythology? The obvious answer to all is they're retarded pop culture sluts, but I'd genuinely want them attempt to answer that.
Also emoji spells and "reblog to charge uwu" are taking years off of my already feeble existence
Also emoji spells and "reblog to charge uwu" are taking years off of my already feeble existence
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“This lad doesn’t know how magic works”
...It doesn’t? Why are magic users’ lives so bad that they need magic just to be able to do what normal people accomplish if their powers exist? If anything, the people whose supposed magic actually works are the NWO/Illuminati/Satanic/whatever elites using ceremonial ritual magic torturing children because it’s actually made them the dark lords/ladies over most, if not all, of the world.
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"This stuff works until I have to use it for the thing I've explicitly said it's supposed to be used for."
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Hey look guys! @Dante Alighieri is getting some love too!
It's not about you, Ang. It's about the witchblr community as a whole. Don't take it personally.
No joke, your health should come first. You might need some vitamin D as well.
Do this:
It's not about you, Ang. It's about the witchblr community as a whole. Don't take it personally.
No joke, your health should come first. You might need some vitamin D as well.
Do this:
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“im a fucking welsh druid!”
Almost nothing substantial is known about actual druids. Modern druidism comes from a bunch of bored, weird ass-aristocrats and literati.
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Oh fuck yeah.
Honestly I'm willing to do some reading so if she wants to make an account and PM me I'm down, or screenshot with a response. Please, educate me. But so far all I've seen is this witchblr stuff being a mockery of what some people take seriously or was just made up by Gardener or Crowley.