Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Toasty]

They’ll be the first ones to be made into long pork and soylent green.

Tasty tasty soylent green. I love soylent green day,. Until the scoops come out. Those guys really know how to deal with rioters. Send them to the next BLM thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Having a little extra weight is actually better because when your body needs minerals during stress, famine, breastfeeding or having go skip meals, it has something to draw from other than your bones.

If China invades the US and we all go on a famine, plump people will be the last to starve to death

You start to breakdown the digestive track and glycogen well before it starts on fat. It wont draw anything from your bones as it goes after muscle protein. You'll be dead long before that happens though. Hell in fat people it's been shown that they lose protein faster. Where the fuck did you learn biology Melinda? https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/68/1/12/4666020

 

[Deadpool]

I'm pleasantly plump

No you're fat and ugly.

Marshall is thick, he isn't fat. He has these incredible thighs that are like tree trunks. When he walks it's so hot....to watch his gait

Nah he's fat. Also short? Watching him walk would be like watching the oompa loompas in Willy Wonka walk. Except the oompa loompas were hard working and wise, so unlike Marshall physically.

Then who taught spiders how go build a web?

No one taught them. The gained the abilty through evolution from natural selection. A subject I'm sure you're as ignorant about as every other subject.

They’ll be the first ones to be made into long pork and soylent green.

Eating Melinda would be a terrible idea. Her meat would probably make you stupid, just like her breast milk does to her retarded niglets.

LOL Ashley is like Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice was a funny badass. Ashley is just a fat sped like Melinda.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

You start to breakdown the digestive track and glycogen well before it starts on fat. It wont draw anything from your bones as it goes after muscle protein. You'll be dead long before that happens though. Hell in fat people it's been shown that they lose protein faster. Where the fuck did you learn biology Melinda? https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/68/1/12/466602

No you're fat and ugly.


Nah he's fat. Also short? Watching him walk would be like watching the oompa loompas in Willy Wonka walk. Except the oompa loompas were hard working and wise, so unlike Marshall physically.

No one taught them. The gained the abilty through evolution from natural selection. A subject I'm sure you're as ignorant about as every other subject.

Eating Melinda would be a terrible idea. Her meat would probably make you stupid, just like her breast milk does to her retarded niglets.


Beetlejuice was a funny badass. Ashley is just a fat sped like Melinda.

Does being fat make you stupid and a communist? Or is it the other way around. Certainly there's a causal relationship there, whichever way it works.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nah he's fat. Also short? Watching him walk would be like watching the oompa loompas in Willy Wonka walk. Except the oompa loompas were hard working and wise, so unlike Marshall physically.

He's 5'8"

Does being fat make you stupid and a communist? Or is it the other way around. Certainly there's a causal relationship there, whichever way it works.

If you're starving to the point where you're relying on fatty acids to get you by it's not enough for the brain to function.

 

[Deadpool]

He's 5'8"


If you're starving to the point where you're relying on fatty acids to get you by it's not enough for the brain to function.

It wasn't supposed to be a question. Unfortunately my ? key is right above my . and my big thumbs always hit the wrong one. Usually I catch it but I miss one occasionally.

 

[ConSluttant]

That response to the motion to strike was nice. Moar plz Mr lawyer. Love that he caught the tidbits I noticed.

Too bad Melinda could only giggle at his phrasing. Best though for her not to realize the knife that is being slowly pressed into her spleen. She may think it is her venting it on Jersh, but it will be the death of her legal sperging.

Moar popcorn. Plz. When is that hearing anyway?

 

[HumptyDumpty]

I'm pleasantly plump and glad for it. It makes good breastmilk

Are you trying to seduce Mr. Moon, Melinda? He is, after all, the most righteous Jew walking this Earth today, and he is a respecter of pleasantly plump females, much to the chagrin of the Patriarchy. It seems like a match made in Shamayim.

 

[Deadpool]

That response to the motion to strike was nice. Moar plz Mr lawyer. Love that he caught the tidbits I noticed.

Too bad Melinda could only giggle at his phrasing. Best though for her not to realize the knife that is being slowly pressed into her spleen. She may think it is her venting it on Jersh, but it will be the death of her legal sperging.

Moar popcorn. Plz. When is that hearing anyway?

My guess is never. I see the court dismissing it before long. It seems like Null got a lawyer who knows his shit, and Melinda is so stupid she doesn't realize she's already beaten. She's gonna keep filing stupid shit while the lawyer let's have have more and more rope to hang herself lf with (just like her dad did because he was ashamed of her.)

 

[super thug]

You seem positively terrified of the possibility of one of your sisters showing up. Maybe because a sister could help set everything straight? You're nothing but a ball of twisted, malicious lies. There's no light in you whatsoever.

What if we're already in contact? You wouldn't know which sister it is, so you wouldn't know who to sue.

Sister might help set a lot things straight, like your mom was never a drug addict. Honestly, your "evidence" for drug abuse sounds like fiction written by someone that has never witnessed drug abuse, but trying to make it "sound good." Needles, coke, foil, vials of liquid, pills... yeah, okay. Is that all you've got? Want to add some more lies to the pile, you wretched little thief?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Are you trying to seduce Mr. Moon, Melinda? He is, after all, the most righteous Jew walking this Earth today, and he is a respecter of pleasantly plump females, much to the chagrin of the Patriarchy. It seems like a match made in Shamayim.

I wouldn't marry Joshua Moon even if he paid me $1M to do it

I don't marry men who have a history of abusing me. That includes not staying married to them too.

Like Marshall who just tried to hoover me in again today and I shot him down. SO PROUD OF MYSELF

What if we're already in contact? You wouldn't know which sister it is, so you wouldn't know who to sue.

There's only one ex-sister who would participate. I know which one because I've known those women for 35 years.

Plus after my dad died the other one and I talked about Kiwi Farms. I know what she thinks of you folks.

You seem positively terrified of the possibility of one of your sisters showing up.

That's what you're hoping I feel. I don't feel terrified at all. I don't fear evil people. The darkness has no power over me

Maybe because a sister could help set everything straight?

Nobody here is a qualified Judge in the House of Israel. You can put me on trial, it means nothing because YHWH hasn't given you any power whatsoever.

Secondly, according to The Torah a witness has to be Clean in order to testify before the Judges. Christians are qualified witnesses because they don't follow The Torah

But other than that I'd be interested to see how Goyim conduct social media trials. You're interesting specimens, to say the least

Sister might help set a lot things straight, like your mom was never a drug addict. Honestly, your "evidence" for drug abuse sounds like fiction written by someone that has never witnessed drug abuse, but trying to make it "sound good." Needles, coke, foil, vials of liquid, pills... yeah, okay. Is that all you've got? Want to add some more lies to the pile, you wretched little thief?

You aren't a Judge in the House of Israel. I owe you no explanations whatsoever. You aren't qualified spiritually to judge anyone

you're starving to the point where you're relying on fatty acids to get you by it's not enough for the brain to function.

I disagree. Fat stores are essential. It's why I've been able to successfully breastfeed 6 children for an average of 2 years each without developing cavities or other bone issues

The gained the abilty through evolution from natural selection

If that's true then what did spiders eat before they could spin webs?

English is my second language you utter mongoloid. Jealous because i speak my 2nd language better than you speak your only language? Hahahahah
Yeah you have a YT channel > It's called The Last will be First or some retarded shit like that. Where you erase all the comments that mock you by name. Also the ones Mushy writes.
You're caught, piggy.

No actually I don't own that channel

after my dad died

*mom

Christians are qualified witnesses

*aren't

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I hope that's just temporary Melinda because that's pretty disrespectful of your mother to just use a piece of metal and paper for a headstone.

I disagree. Fat stores are essential. It's why I've been able to successfully breastfeed 6 children for an average of 2 years each without developing cavities or other bone issues

This is why you fail at science.

 

[Spergichu]

I hope that's just temporary Melinda because that's pretty disrespectful of your mother to just use a piece of metal and paper for a headstone.
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This is why you fail at science.

Well she was planning on digging her up to sell off the plot for a quick shekel.

 

[Toasty]

Like Marshall who just tried to hoover me in again today and I shot him down. SO PROUD OF MYSELF

Yeah, we're expected to believe this after how you were waxing all nostalgic earlier about his waddling gait and how thick ( but not a fat short beaner) he is. Truly the Noah if his generation. Right. You're getting near to weaning aren't you? Better get a move on, or you might just have a menstrual cycle!

 

[White Baby]

Like Marshall who just tried to hoover me in again today and I shot him down. SO PROUD OF MYSELF

Don't you know how to block people?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I hope that's just temporary Melinda because that's pretty disrespectful of your mother to just use a piece of metal and paper for a headstone.
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This is why you fail at science.

Not that I feel strongly about cemeteries or headstone markers, but that seriously looks like a for sale sign you’d see on the side of the road.

Actually thinking about it, that was probably her plan to just swap the info of her mom with a “For Sale. 6 million buckaroos. Beautiful undead lodging for sale. 7 feet under.”

 

[Toasty]

If that's true then what did spiders eat before they could spin webs?

Guessing that the many varieties of spiders that don't spin webs all just starve then right? Games dumb creationists play.

Don't you know how to block people?

As if she'd ever. Isn't it better to repair a messed up old covenant than try a new one? Or whatever excuse she used last time. But this time it and she will be perfect and righteous and good and he's a man seeking yhvh who pays attention to his kids and they were never really divorced and the sex is great and and and she's leaving kiwi farms and NEVER COMING BACK!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Guessing that the many varieties of spiders that don't spin webs all just starve then right? Games dumb creationists play.

Even when spiders did start to create silk they didn't do it to catch prey. They used it to keep their barrows from collapsing. It wasn't until plants and insects evolved further that spider's would use their silk to catch prey.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Fingers crossed that the Kiwi-posted 9th break up will be as fun as the last 8

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Don't you know how to block people?

I have to give him a chance for closure. Myself too.

Also, I get relief from reminding him that "it's over". The more times I say it, the more it sinks in for everyone.

I told him once a week for 18 months that I was going to leave him (while I was preparing alternate housing to leave). So he just didn't take me seriously after awhile. He needs to hear me say "it's over" every time he calls so he knows that it's really over.

I hope that's just temporary Melinda because that's pretty disrespectful of your mother to just use a piece of metal and paper for a headstone.
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This is why you fail at science.

I put white feathers instead of traditional flowers.

They said COVID-19 is delaying the headstones.

Yeah, we're expected to believe this after how you were waxing all nostalgic earlier about his waddling gait and how thick ( but not a fat short beaner) he is. Truly the Noah if his generation. Right. You're getting near to weaning aren't you? Better get a move on, or you might just have a menstrual cycle!

Well, I think thick thighs on a man are hot. Not being nostalgic about Marshall

Fingers crossed that the Kiwi-posted 9th break up will be as fun as the last 8

I've consistently held my ground for weeks against Marshall's requests to work it out

That took a lot of inner work