Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

[Mr. Manchester]

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Look at the physique of this thing!

"Mom, what was my dad like?"

 

[AltisticRight]

Was hoping that negro went on the stage to school all these wiggers on singing.

 

[MeltyTW]

God stop. Saying "LAAAAAT'S FACKING GOOOO" over and over and over won't make this any more "lit" than it actually is.

he does that and pander to the town to try and get over lol

 

[Salubrious]

Another thing is how childish he dresses, like a white 14 year old from the early 2000s.
Biggie Smalls was even fatter but when he wore a suit you could atleast respect the utter size of the nigga.

Biggie was also not misshapen either. You could see some muscle tone with Biggie.

Ralph looks like his body has completely atrophied on him.

Ralph looks like DSP with a gut.

 

[Freedom Fries]

No, forearm. If you have your arm at a 90 degree angle and your belly sticks out past your hands that is fucked in my book.

maybe I'm confused. Most people have a thicker trunk than arms. You'd pretty much have to be juicing for your arms to stick out past your chest and stomach when hanging straight down. Ralph's could hold his arms out straight in front of him and his belly would pass his upper arms.

Either way I think we can agree that you need a ton of work if your stomach sticks out past your pecs (fat mantits do not count for pec size)

edit: on nvm I get what you mean now. That's actually about the same distance for most people upper arm and forearm that is, and yeah agreed there's no coming back from that

 

[kosher bath salts]

Out of the 260 viewers how many of them are bots?

 

[Ulamog did nothing wrong]

Jesus everyone is just hitting on pey like mad tonight.

Of course they are, it is a sausage fest. Which is fitting since the Gunt's finger also match that description.

...ay, puta madre, es verdad.

Dejad de hablar en castellano, que estáis en la paginas inglesas.

Ralph went up to sing, and Gunt Jnr ran after his mensch to get get on stage with him. Ralph bailed after 20 seconds and left that guy on stage sweating nervousness. To his credit he had more balls than Ethan and sung the song.
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Watching the pictures of the "fans" aka Simps as Ralph calls them, I now understand why they cuck so hard for the Gunt. He is literally one of them lmfao. All fat, all loud, and truly stupid, but hey at least we are not speaking German! For people who LARP so hardcore about muh women and saving the West, they sure do a good job at presenting why it is that we are so fucked.
Nice apparel though Gunt, I love the pressure socks with sandals, I am sure that will slow the diabetes induced gangrene <3

 

[Astro Boy]

He needs to be taken to the juicing room. He needs to be squeezed before he explodes.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Dejad de hablar en castellano, que estáis en la paginas inglesas.

You're right.

Also, this is a freakshow and I turned on some actual downer music to counter it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I don't think I've seen a single black person yet, which is not a criticism that this is racist, but that black people have better shit to do with their time than this.

In fact, it would not shock me if I was the only black person watching the stream even ironically.

Wasn't Drexel a guest with Nick?

 

[AltisticRight]

"What them stupid yte boiz doin'?"

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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He needs to be taken to the juicing room. He needs to be squeezed before he explodes.

I was looking for a joke about the fact that he's wearing a purple shirt. Well done, sir.

 

[Sriracha]

maybe I'm confused. Most people have a thicker trunk than arms. You'd pretty much have to be juicing for your arms to stick out past your chest and stomach when hanging straight down. Ralph's could hold his arms out straight in front of him and his belly is past his belly passes his upper arms.

Either way I think we can agree that you need a ton of work if your stomach sticks out past your pecs (fat mantits do not count for pec size)

Bend your arm to a 90 degree angle as you would if you were holding a bar. You should see your fists in front of you and your feet when you look down. The length of your forearm is approximately the length of your feet. It means that Ralph would be incapable of seeing his feet past his stomach. If your stomach protudes to the point you can't see your feet, you are fucked.

This is why Ralph can't tie up his timberlands. It's not because his daddy didn't teach him to tie his shoes, it's because he is physically incapable.

 

[AnOminous]

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"What them stupid yte boiz doin'?"

This is just depressing and stupid. Shouldn't it be funny?

 

[AltisticRight]

Hopefully Tyrone can sing gooder.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Out of the 260 viewers how many of them are bots?

All of them. His viewers are watching Warski.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

God damn how old is ralph?
33?
my 65 year old father looks younger and has less grey hair.

35.

 

[Salubrious]

Fuck, the one black guy there, and it's Carlton Banks. I've been called that my whole life, and even I wouldn't sing this fucking song.

At least this guy can sing somewhat half decently, as least compared to everyone else.

 

[AnOminous]

maybe I'm confused. Most people have a thicker trunk than arms. You'd pretty much have to be juicing for your arms to stick out past your chest and stomach when hanging straight down. Ralph's could hold his arms out straight in front of him and his belly would pass his upper arms.

Have you seen the way he has these tiny little T.Rex arms? He has this giant corpulent mass. And these tiny stubby little limbs sticking out of it. Maybe he can smack a bitch with those, like his helpless child bride, but why doesn't a normal person beat the shit out of him?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

He's not even interacting with his chat. Is Mantsu the one holding the selfie stick? (That sounded way worse upon second reading).

EDIT: Spoke way too soon but he's not done. Time for some drunken rage.