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Optimistically, they visit local produce providers. Realistically, they're too tired to cook a good meal after a work day on the ranch and no one has had the bright idea that better nutrition would make them less tired, nor to have shifts where one person has less work for the day in exchange for cooking a meal (or a meal that last everyone for a while like a fuckton of soup).
 
Realistically, they're too tired to cook a good meal after a work day on the ranch
One thing Kevin should never do with his fingers full of amhole gunk is cooking so I hope Bonnie isn't going to tell him to cook while he and the others are working even if it's something easy like making fried eggs or peeling potatoes.
 
question: why do troons opt for this hairstyle? it's not flattering at all and it accentuates his male hairline/forehead. you would think somebody would work on their outward appearance and passing in public before getting the chop. get bangs or something idk
 
question: why do troons opt for this hairstyle? it's not flattering at all and it accentuates his male hairline/forehead. you would think somebody would work on their outward appearance and passing in public before getting the chop. get bangs or something idk
It’s literally just a combover. He’s balding on that one side and brushes all his hair over to hide it. You can even see on the left where the brushed over hair is hovering over nothing. I think he did the side shave as an attempt to make the balding on that side look intentional- ‘I’m not losing my hair, I’m an edgy punk girl!’ It didn’t work though and just highlights it more.
 
question: why do troons opt for this hairstyle? it's not flattering at all and it accentuates his male hairline/forehead. you would think somebody would work on their outward appearance and passing in public before getting the chop. get bangs or something idk
Male socialization I guess? I've never been able to fathom it myself. Trans women for the most part have huge foreheads, troons seem to opt for the comb over. They never ever consider cutting bangs or getting a wig.

(And wigs aren't only for trans women, there are plenty of cis women who have to wear wigs for whatever reason. They just get high quality natural hair wigs that match their complexion... troons get cheap AF dangerhair wigs that look like shit.)
 
Update on kev's way in becoming a woman:
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Animal sanctuaries sometimes do it. This would be a reasonable move for the tranch. Instead of pretending they’re producing salable wool they could operate as an animal sanctuary for a limited number of sponsored farm animals rescued from the evil cis meat industry and stick with the ‘haven for the needy’ theme while not having to spend all day playing farmer for 5000 alpaca. It would level up their ebegging too. Who can resist pitiful homeless animals plus some alpacas?
Reasonableness is not exactly a Tenacious No D. ranch attribute though.

I think their best bet would be to ride the environmental angle and look for grants to rewild the land while devoting say 30% to solar/wind generation connected to the grid

it’s all dependant on how much land they have of course
 
Kev have plans in making a deviant/troon version of CWC-viile aka stories/fanfics where kev is probably gonna self-inserting himself for exposing his kinks:
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More updates on kev's cat:
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I’M gonna write a tg/tf fanfic where the guy reaches for an untried surgery but realises it’s not enough and reaches for endless consumerism to satisfy the ever growing void where his genitals used to be

if you like what I do my venmo is KevinGibes@tranranch
 
I'm really curious who the troon was who got kicked out of the Tranch. I hope someone finds out. I might snoop around a bit and see if I can find any details. It's funny how the description sounded exactly like Kevin, except Kevin is protected by his moneysink and being Penny's pet.
 
On the video of the puppies going in to the yard we see Kevin walk. He did not look comfortable.
I thought that at the time. I didn't bother uploading the video because it's a bit dull, but here it is now.


I think their best bet would be to ride the environmental angle and look for grants to rewild the land while devoting say 30% to solar/wind generation connected to the grid

it’s all dependant on how much land they have of course

According to the sale documents its 36 acres. Even in a better location that's hobby farming or just a big garden. You might make a bit of land that size work as a racing stable or a horse stud farm, or if you wanted to go back to Stone Age subsistence farming. Potato farming is pretty profitable in Colorado in terms of cash return per acre, but you need expensive machinery, so again you need to have lots of land to spread the cost. If they set themselves up as a charitable alpaca rescue and really pushed the "sponsor a 'paca" line they might do better. Otherwise they could put up a few holiday cottages and sell themselves as "Camp Troon", assuming that the troon movement does have some members with money to pay for stuff. But that would require some up-front investment, and local building regulations might stop them.

It's similar to what you see in remote parts of Britain from time to time. People from London come and have a nice holiday. They see how cheap the houses are compared with back at home and reckon they can have a nice life by selling their small flat and buying a big house to run as a hotel. Then they find that there are no tourists for ten months of the year, slowly run out of money, and sell up to move back to where the jobs are. In five years these guys will all be living in vans in California.

I'm really curious who the troon was who got kicked out of the Tranch. I hope someone finds out. I might snoop around a bit and see if I can find any details. It's funny how the description sounded exactly like Kevin, except Kevin is protected by his moneysink and being Penny's pet.
My guess is @Zirdo_Ionsa. And I bet no-one bothers following him becasue his tweets are so dull and predictable

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@trans_roadie and @xicz_ seem to have left a while back and are living in Portland in their van

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I don't think anyone noticed them going either because their twitter feeds are just as boring and whiney.
 
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I know we're kind of moving on from the groceries but they shop like fucking tards. No goddamn wonder they're all somehow fat despite doing manual labor for hours every day. They shop like lazy college kids.

Even if they weren't cooking everyday, there's cheap shit like beans and other canned stuff that stretches really far for much less than the frozen food they seem to be buying. I guess they never learned how to cook; I would say it's because they were all raised as the men they are and never made efforts to domesticate themselves, but any competent man can cook, even if it's only a couple specialty dad meals.

No wonder their normal relationships from pre-troonacy failed. A man that doesn't learn to cook is, in my experience, typically quite entitled. The piss poor food choices speak to someone who is either lazy or never went shopping with mommy or if they did, mum was useless too. Of course there's plenty of useless women like this too, but it says a lot that the bulk of their spoils is processed junk food or frozen shit.

Anyways I'm still waiting for everyone's patience with Kevkev to fail. I'm hoping for public tantrums at least. Eventually that start up money isn't going to be enough... and Hailey is equally useless, I'm sure. I mean, first Kevin has a ragefit on Twitter about not having enough space, now they've kicked someone out for being useless--a situation that, from how Bonnie described it... well, if it had been posted out of context and told me it was about Kevin I wouldn't think twice.
 
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