You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Quantum Diabetes]

What browser? I've seen that kind of shit with browsers the site really seems to hate. I don't know why these retards think anyone is just going to watch that shit though.

I was viewing on a game console app, actually. Still, wtf.

 

[Sped Xing]

What browser? I've seen that kind of shit with browsers the site really seems to hate. I don't know why these retards think anyone is just going to watch that shit though.

I've gotten shit like this on my teevee application. I think it's supposed to target people who are asleep-- the most valuable pie slice.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You're go out in public and you spot someone that you know is gonna be in the fucking way every minute that you're near them like you can just tell, I know this person's gonna take 7 minutes to dig something out of their fucking purse. Are they gonna stumble and bumble in around in the grocery, stop right dead in front of you suddenly just for no fucking reason whatsoever you have to wonder what's making people so fucking stupid is it the kale, the soy and the constant fucking dumbass YouTube makeup videos like what fucking ever, it's a sad thing, you know you kind of glad that apparently 3000 fucking people are fucking dying today in the hope they're one of them soon. Find your debit card already, bitch.

 

[McMitch]

I live where it snows, happens every year. Now, people completely forget how to drive the very picosecond dihydrogen monoxide touches pavement, but it goes beyond the pale once that water is snow. It’s pathetic when I can handle my beater sedan better than these suburban cowboys in their pickups with all wheel drive.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I live where it snows, happens every year. Now, people completely forget how to drive the very picosecond dihydrogen monoxide touches pavement, but it goes beyond the pale once that water is snow. It’s pathetic when I can handle my beater sedan better than these suburban cowboys in their pickups with all wheel drive.

I love rally racing and snow driving is fun, especially if you've got the room to slide around without crashing.

 

[Wraith]

This. This pisses me off. Burn in hell jew corporate greedy executives.

 

[Bass]

Presbyterian. So, not only do we have the usual church politics, we've got politics from the local Presbytery to worry about. Makes me miss being Catholic.

I'm Presbyterian too, so I know where you are coming from. I actually think the root cause for the decline of mainline protestantism, and especially in the Presbyterian Church, is that while I believe our services are theologically correct, they don't have the ritualistic "wow" factor the Catholics and the Orthodox have, or the enthusiasm that the charismatics and evangelicals have that would be appealing to someone coming to the faith. Why be bored to death by Rev. Lovejoy when you can do high ritual with the Catholics, or get some passion or a fire and brimstone sermon out of the Assembly of God church up the street?

Also, every young pastor I've ever met has been the lamest wet blankets you can imagine. It's like they're all stuck in a 40 year time warp. Nice acoustic guitar you've got there, Rev. Garfunkel. I shouldn't be so mean about it but on the other hand, lammmmeee.

And if you get past all that you find out the Presbytery is more concerned with the value of the property than the health of the church.

The only reason most people stay Presbyterian is that they've always been Presbyterian. That's no way to grow a church.

So yeah, I feel you. It's not that you have a dying congregation, we have a dying denomination instead.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

This. This pisses me off. Burn in hell jew corporate greedy executives.

Wasn't he the guy who did videos about "don't ever work for Gamestop" or something? He got shitcanned by them and went full salt assault.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

When I finish washing my hands, dry them, and go back to what I'm doing only to find I missed some soap between my fingers so I gotta go back to the bathroom to wash off the remaining soap.

 

[retard_cunt]

People screaming and being fucking retarded on public, especially if the person doing it is fat.
I don't know exactly why, but anything remotly autistic that i see if it's done by a fat person imediatly becomes 1000x worse to me.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Machines and foundations that make great colaborations to science and history getting a wrench in the funding of maintenance which leads to eventual deterioration or collapse. (Example: Arecibo Observatory)

This is the kind of shit not only pisses me off but also depresses me.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Kids making a huge ruckus in stores. You can see the visible disappointment and aggression on the parent/parents faces. It takes a lot of self control from keeping you from slapping the kid in the back of the head or tugging on his arm really hard because the little shithead won't shut the hell up. I know from experience because I have a younger brother.

Oh god, yes. While we're on the subject, I've got one as well:

Parents that drop their children off in stores in the toy section and make the workers watch over the kids when it's not their job. Bitch, this isn't a day care. Watch your kids. That's how children get kidnapped.

Also parents that take their babies to movie theaters when it's not a children's film. Why do you think it's a good idea to take a baby to a horror film with loud noises?

 

[Coffee Druid]

Very picky eaters. I get having a handful of foods you don't like. I get avoiding foods because of intolerances or allergies. But I don't understand how bad some people are. I've been cooking a lot more lately since I moved out. Sometimes we'll have our friend and her boyfriend over a couple times a week, and I'm left to the duty of deciding what's for dinner. I feel like there's nothing I can make that this friend will eat. She hates even the slightest hint of spice, hates soup/stews, hates foods that are "mixed together" (like casseroles or pilafs). She doesn't even like vegetables. Unless it's potatoes or they're barely noticeable. Plus a laundry list of other things. Even if I find something she'll have it has to be cooked certain ways. Like, I have no issues cooking for other people but when you act like a child I just don't know what to do. I'd love to tell her to suck it up but that would probably not go over well.

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

People that say "what happened?" instead of "excuse me?" when they didn't hear what was said and want it repeated.

Nothing happened, you rude, loathsome piece of shit. People that say this do so for the purpose of pretending like they're so aloof, so detached from whatever your deal is. Too cool for school. Well, they're not, because it's always some low-class goof saying this shit and they obviously want to know what you said, so they're not above it. And for the record, I DO NOT respond to people that say this to me. I ignore it until they ask me properly to repeat myself. I will not give in to this retardation.

To everyone that says "what happened?": you're fucking rude and I hope you fucking die.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

It doesn't exactly piss me off, but I think it's funny and ironic when the explanations of "muh science" people for stories and alleged documented evidence of the supernatural/paranormal are just as wild, convoluted, and "reaching" as believing it's real.

I recently told a person who asked about my various experiences with what I believe to be paranormal entities or human spirits inside my home and in other places, specifically about a full-body male apparition my family keeps seeing occasionally. Their explanation for this was "multiple dimensions" that exist in the area where my house is in our dimension and occasionally people or events from other dimensions will "clip through" into ours like video game glitches and that is what we are seeing. So basically the ghost man my family has been seeing, which we believe is a relative, is a guy in a different dimension unrelated to us who lives in our house in the 45997th dimension or whatever. Absolutely no way this is the spirit of a dead human. No way.

What makes this more "believable" or "scientific" than the apparition being the spirit of a dead relative checking on us? Why is it so hard for these people to believe there is some kind of afterlife for us after we die, or that our souls wander the earth after death? Is it because that's too simple?

ETA: For anyone wondering, no none of my family suffers from schizophrenia, hallucinations, or are on any serious medication. Some of us wear glasses but they're mostly for reading computer screens. The only time I've ever knowingly hallucinated was when I was very sick a few years ago.

 

[totse]

When you have an office chair where you stick the adjustment handle through a hole to keep it from leaning back and it works loose and makes you lean back suddenly

 

[Sped Xing]

People that say "what happened?" instead of "excuse me?" when they didn't hear what was said and want it repeated.

Nothing happened, you rude, loathsome piece of shit. People that say this do so for the purpose of pretending like they're so aloof, so detached from whatever your deal is. Too cool for school. Well, they're not, because it's always some low-class goof saying this shit and they obviously want to know what you said, so they're not above it. And for the record, I DO NOT respond to people that say this to me. I ignore it until they ask me properly to repeat myself. I will not give in to this retardation.

To everyone that says "what happened?": you're fucking rude and I hope you fucking die.

From now on I'm going to say "who died?"

If the answer is "no one," I'm going to not listen again.

 

[FatalTater]

I was just looking and Youtube doesn't have one single crack video using video clips from The Untamed and music "The Season's Upon Us" by the Dropkick Murphys. Not one. I would make it myself but it isn't as much fun if *I* have to do it.

 

[Dangerously Gay Llama]

Youtube keeps recommending me these twitch e-girl clips and it's pissing me off. I just know they're trying to reel me into their sick rabbit hole, I can feel it. But I won't let them. Never.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

It's kind of annoying how David Koresh has been made into some kind of a hallowed anti-gov martyr by certain right wing groups or followers.

There were no real winners with WACO - except the sexually abused children who were rescued. Koresh was an evil cult leader who was "marrying" and fucking 12 year-olds after having brainwashed the parents because doomsday or something, who he also abused in varying ways. Shit was going to go down with his cult eventually regardless. If his cult had grown larger and he started a doomsday war against local civilians, people would've cried that the government didn't do anything to prevent them earlier. If they pulled a Jonestown and killed themselves and the kids, people would've cried that the government didn't do anything.

Just because the government or law enforcement did something wrong or at least flawed, doesn't mean that the so-called "victim" was innocent and in the right. Believing so makes you the equivalent of the BLMs that martyrize gangbangers.