Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[AltisticRight]

Gender reveal! Baby boy, and he's gonna be named Alexander Vickers!


Keep winning gunty!

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Ethan Oliver Ralph is such an alpha chad, he refers to his (alleged) spawn as the Ralphababy. This is totally not cringe worthy, or childish.

It's been a bumpy ride on Guntry Road.
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The 27th of May is when the Guntling will drop, assuming nothing happens before that.

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(What the fuck happened to my archive links?!)

Photos of Xander and Faith.
(Disney mom, holy moly...)

"The face you make when you dodged a huge bullet".

 

[6thRanger]

Imagine having a Kiwifarms thread about you before you're even born. It's hard to even put into words the mixture of empathy and laughter I feel regarding this child. Godspeed, Alexander.

 

[kosher bath salts]

Xander, I didn't strangle her, that's not true, that's not true, as a matter of fact, no, that's not true, no it's not true, fuck yourself you piece of shit faggot motherfucker, it's not true, piece of shit, and if I had to guess you were the one that strangled your mother, motherfucking lying cocksucking faggot motherfucker, you want to alog me all over the family meeting every second? I will just keep winning, keep alogging me at the dinning table, you piece of shit motherfucker, go kill yourself you fucking piece of shit motherfucker, go fuck yourself oh we can just keep yelling at the family meeting ALL FUCKING DAY AHAAHAHAHAHHGHDFHGDFHGHDFGDFGDFHRH
Fuck you motherfucker, I ain't leaving bitch, you leave.
*continues filling his gunt like nothing has happened*

 

[naught]

Breaking history here

 

[Tovarisz]

Imagine being Xander and discovering all this shit one day as a teenager.

That would probably do some damage.

 

[Dread First]

Say what you will about Onision's kids, but at least they don't have dedicated fucking threads... much less before they were even born at that. Suddenly, I feel so much better knowing that people like Chris Chan, DSP, John Flynt, and Tommy Tooter aren't capable of reproducing for one reason or another. If this is gonna be the outcome if they ever reproduce, then it's a special kind of hell that goes beyond the ninth circle.

I can't help but feel for the poor bastard. His entire life, starting from conception, is gonna be extensively documented. I'm just saying: if the kids of porn stars can't escape their parents' shadows, what are the odds that some bully will find the leaked sex tape of here porking his doped-up mother? If the memes of single moms with Onlyfans pages are to be believed, poor Xander Crews' life will be even worse.

 

[ostronaut]

the cycle repeats

 

[Near]

Congrats on being the historically youngest person to have a thread!

 

[Mage]

Imagine having a Kiwifarms thread about you before you're even born. It's hard to even put into words the mixture of empathy and laughter I feel regarding this child. Godspeed, Alexander.

Alexander the Gunt.

 

[SimoHayha]

Of course it will have four fucking names like its part of some lolcow lineage.

 

[naught sock account 1]

all hail the demon baby, may it lead us into a new era of lolcowdom.

 

[Hackallier]

Is the antichrist been born into the world?

 

[Vetti]

Xander, Xander...

 

[David Spadem]

Taking bets on how long it takes Xander to say these words:

 

[Mage]

all hail the demon baby, may it lead us into a new era of lolcowdom.

Ralph should make PPP the child's godfather.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Taking bets on how long it takes Xander to say these words:

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implying ralph will have anything to do with the demon baby .

Ralph should make PPP the child's godfather.

i thought dear leader was the godfather?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

A-logging a baby is both a new high and a new low. I don't know where this thread will be in 18 years but I'll be here every step of Xander's life to watch the catastrophe play out.

 

[David Spadem]

implying ralph will have anything to do with the demon baby .

This thread is here due to his Father (And Mother). He also won’t grow up having his father around which will probably damage him in some way too. Then there’s the alleged choking incident, that’s going to be spun even more by the vickers to make Ralph a monster. Regardless of involvement, this kid is going to hate him.

 

[Not Really Here]

Ethan, please knock Pantsu up with a girl so we can have an accidental incest baby in 20 years.
'What are you saying dad? His last name is Vickers, he's my boyfriend and we're pregnant! Brother?! Nooooooo it's not trueeeee!'

Gimmie those rainbows inshallah.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I for one welcome Xander Vickers into the world with great joy and wish him the best. After all given the story of how he came to be, and the life he is to have, he is going to absolutely despise his absent deadbeat father. You have a dad who groomed your teen mom, cheated on her, manipulated her into a poly relationship with a pedophile, strangled her and dumped her. Never visited, never paid child support. Ended up back in jail. His reputation caused you to be horrifically bullied in school and his genetics fucked you permanently. The few times you did see him he was drunk, obnoxious and spiteful.

Xander is going to be the most passionate, most dedicated hater of Ethan Ralph. The Prime A-log. Godspeed little guy.