Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

Here's his abortion of a screenplay.

OK, I'm bored so I tried to read this. So the main character and his wife (Melanie)/son are separated when they arrive at the camp and he spends some time looking for the wife. But then he apparently falls in love with another woman (Selma) and completely forgets the wife and son until Selma witnesses them being executed. She tells the main character she saw his wife stripped naked and gassed and the son was killed by being smashed "like a tomato" into a wall. In the VERY NEXT SCENE, the main character and Selma are "making love" and talking about their future together. Like I can't even comprehend how anyone (even a mong like Rusty) would think this made a touching side-plot romance. Rusty's mind is truly a terrifying thing.

Anyway, my expectations weren't high, but it managed to be even worse than I imagined. There is even a scene where a Nazi guard leers at a woman and Russ describes it as "he looks at her wooingly." I'm not kidding.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

My favorite part is the guy who was gonna give the girl he liked a dandelion, and Russ's self insert (Leon has to be his SI, you won't convince me otherwise, he even used the name for one of his sock accounts. Though I do believe he co-opted the name from a real person? Correct me if I'm wrong) has to tell the Dandelion Man that dandelions are weeds.

The funny thing is that a "weed" just means something you don't want growing there. It's a plant that's in the wrong place. For farmers a weed is any plant that shouldn't be there regardless of what the plant actually is. So if you have a tomato plant growing where you're planting potatoes then that tomato plant is a weed.

Dandelions aren't necessarily bad plants. They just make your lawn look crappy.

 

[Constellationzero]

I can imagine that butternut slimed into Supercuts and sperged off nonstop about:
* I'm a published author--with a reel book!
* I'm the guy who sued Taylor Swift!
* I didn't want to sue Taylor--I had to so I could show her how much I care!
* Oh, you're an actress on the side? I bet you know Farrah Abraham!
* You're so hot! You should drop this job and let me show you "a better life!"
* So...you gotta boyfriend?
* So...whatta're you doing tomorrow? Busy? How bout Friday? I'll buy you a shake!
* So when are we getting that shake?
* What's your favorite shake?
* You should date around.
* How bout I dip over to Johnny Rockets and get you that shake?
* Why are you kicking me out??
* I'm trying to show you "a better life!"

(pulls spittle slimed phone out and goes to Yelp.)

Also: Maybe butternut gets his Holocaust HA! HA! funneh! crap from Hogan's Heroes. Which would be funny because, yes, that confirms this dipshit is not the funny, witty writer he thinks he is.

But he IS, in fact, heading towards a Bob Crane-worthy end.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The holocaust can be used as a setting to tell all kinds of stories including a romcom.

I don't think so. There are some topics that are just so dark that trying to write a traditional soppy romcom about them just comes off as offensive. The Holocaust (and more generally, genocides) is an example.

That said, a parody of a romcom that leans into the inherent problems with writing a happy romance set in Auschwitz and plays on the inherent offensiveness of that topic might be worth watching for a laugh, but Russell's play is nowhere near that conceptually.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't seem to care for Asians of any flavor and, until recently, no redheads. So at least there was that.

I bet he would if he remotely had a chance, or thought he did.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can imagine that butternut slimed into Supercuts and sperged off nonstop about:
* I'm a published author--with a reel book!
* I'm the guy who sued Taylor Swift!
* I didn't want to sue Taylor--I had to so I could show her how much I care!
* Oh, you're an actress on the side? I bet you know Farrah Abraham!
* You're so hot! You should drop this job and let me show you "a better life!"
* So...you gotta boyfriend?
* So...whatta're you doing tomorrow? Busy? How bout Friday? I'll buy you a shake!
* So when are we getting that shake?
* What's your favorite shake?
* You should date around.
* How bout I dip over to Johnny Rockets and get you that shake?
* Why are you kicking me out??
* I'm trying to show you "a better life!"

(pulls spittle slimed phone out and goes to Yelp.)

Also: Maybe butternut gets his Holocaust HA! HA! funneh! crap from Hogan's Heroes. Which would be funny because, yes, that confirms this dipshit is not the funny, witty writer he thinks he is.

But he IS, in fact, heading towards a Bob Crane-worthy end.

I wonder if Russ is one of those people that thinks they're entitled to discounts for reasons. He probably wasn't prepared for things costing more in Vegas than SLC and tried to negotiate the price down.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I dont know, only certain things in Vegas are nominally more expensive than slc and im not sure it would effect Russ too much overall.

Gas
slc 2.07-2.25 per gallon
Vegas 2.15- 2.40

Have we verified that Russ drives?

Rent 1 bedroom apartment
Slc $650-1500+
Vegas $600-2000+

We know where Russ came from and went to

Food is pretty lateral, I found groceries a little cheaper here in Utah than Vegas, but not a drastic savings

His budget is being affected by the overwhelming amount of distractions and instances of places where he can go that employees HAVE to treat him nicely by default. Not a lot of actual locals go to the strat or the sky pod, or really even the strip unless you work there. I personally tried to avoid it if I could.

Once you settle in to a groove, it's an existence like any other city, just a little weirder in general. Like slot machines at the grocery store.

This vegas arc is brewing in a fascinating case study of fail. A lovely Christmas gift from saint kiwi and santa jersh

 

[StraightShooter2]

He doesn't seem to care for Asians of any flavor and, until recently, no redheads. So at least there was that.

What about Hispanic/Mexican?

I noticed that almost all of the ones he wrote his stupid songs for (e.x. Taylor Swift) were white/caucasian, but he isn't nearly as picky regarding the "thots" he follows.

 

[JustSomeChick]

OK, I'm bored so I tried to read this. So the main character and his wife (Melanie)/son are separated when they arrive at the camp and he spends some time looking for the wife. But then he apparently falls in love with another woman (Selma) and completely forgets the wife and son until Selma witnesses them being executed. She tells the main character she saw his wife stripped naked and gassed and the son was killed by being smashed "like a tomato" into a wall. In the VERY NEXT SCENE, the main character and Selma are "making love" and talking about their future together. Like I can't even comprehend how anyone (even a mong like Rusty) would think this made a touching side-plot romance. Rusty's mind is truly a terrifying thing.

Anyway, my expectations weren't high, but it managed to be even worse than I imagined. There is even a scene where a Nazi guard leers at a woman and Russ describes it as "he looks at her wooingly." I'm not kidding.

So uh, your wife and child that you love very much were horrifically and tragically murdered. This means you're single!

At risk of exposing how much I really love terrible fanfic (it's a Trainwreck thing), this does read somewhat like someone's first ever fanfiction. Melanie and the kid are there to provide cheap angst, and nothing more. We don't get to know them or spend much time with them. We don't see a scene with them living together as a loving family. The reader has no reason to care about them, because they aren't characters but vehicles to create angst because Russ thinks that will gain sympathy points for Chaim.

You could, theoretically, write a romance between two Holocaust survivors. You could even have the man character be grieving for his wife and child who were horrifically killed. But for it to work, you'd have to treat the subject matter with utmost respect. You'd have to do lots of research, realistically show the grieving process and the horrors of concentration camps, and show a bond growing between two sufferers. But all that requires empathy and the ability to imagine struggles much different than your own, which Russ cannot do.

Russ....Russ thinks that if you just throw a bunch of things that other successful stories have then you automatically have a good story. Tragic backstory? Check! Angst? Check! Romance? Check! And all the while he's missing the point completely.

Now I'm gonna shut up because I've officially put more thought into Russ's screenplay than he has, and I should have better things to do. I'm sure there's some paint drying somewhere.

 

[DrJonesHat]

What about Hispanic/Mexican?

I noticed that almost all of the ones he wrote his stupid songs for (e.x. Taylor Swift) were white/caucasian, but he isn't nearly as picky regarding the "thots" he follows.

He wrote a song for a Latina woman. "Yo Yovanna" was its title and it's as bad as his other songs.

In regards to the utter insensitivity of his Holocaust screenplay: He really did hit on a girl whose boyfriend just died, and got smacked down for it by one of her friends. He slunk off into the night as he usually does when called out firmly. So it's not surprising he sees no problem in depicting a guy whose family was just murdered as falling in love immediately thereafter.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He wrote a song for a Latina woman. "Yo Yovanna" was its title and it's as bad as his other songs.

In regards to the utter insensitivity of his Holocaust screenplay: He really did hit on a girl whose boyfriend just died, and got smacked down for it by one of her friends. He slunk off into the night as he usually does when called out firmly. So it's not surprising he sees no problem in depicting a guy whose family was just murdered as falling in love immediately thereafter.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Yovanna.

Maybe he avoids Asians because he doesn't want to seem like a weeb.

 

[badboy2000]

He keeps throwing money at nothing. I wonder how large his monthly Onlyfans bill is.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I couldn't read more than 10-pages of that abortion he calls a screenplay. But it would've been great if he had a scene where the prisoners pulled a prank on the crotchety SS guard, like sneaking out after lights-out to move him, along with his mattress, out into the pool, so when he wakes up he freaks out and falls in the pool. Or, replace his shampoo with Zyklon-B. We all know how much Russ likes pranks.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

No, he doesn't have that vibe, at all. His libido is completely mediated by a craving for power and respect, neither of which are possessed by children or pedophiles who court them.

He's not a textbook pedo wanting molest little kids; but I don't doubt Russ would take the moral high-road if he thought he could get a mature-looking 15-17 year old to suck him his penis and truly believed he could get away with it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

"[Some guy] LAUGHS IN GERMAN at the unfortunate Jew who stepped on the mine."

October's Uprising, a screenplay by Russell Greer, pg 62

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh yeah, I forgot about Yovanna.

Maybe he avoids Asians because he doesn't want to seem like a weeb.

He really subscribes to stereotypes, and Asians have the stereotype of being successful, and Russ wants to be successful, so he's probably jealous.

He keeps throwing money at nothing. I wonder how large his monthly Onlyfans bill is.

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Aggh! Run Kylee! It's not worth it! He seems to have moved past the "I'll send you a dollar" thing, so maybe he does lay down a lot of cash for the GFE.

In regards to Russ failing for jailbait: I don't think he would knowingly have sex with a minor but I can see him getting roped in by an older-looking 15 year old and only finding out when he gets busted for statutory rape. I think knowingly having sex with a minor would clash with Russ's good guy image of himself.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

October's Uprising, a screenplay by Russell Greer, pg 62

"[Some guy] LAUGHS IN GERMAN at the unfortunate Jew who stepped on the mine."

I thought you were joking, but oh my god, it ACTUALLY SAYS THAT. I'm SCREAMING!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He really subscribes to stereotypes, and Asians have the stereotype of being successful, and Russ wants to be successful, so he's probably jealous.

Aggh! Run Kylee! It's not worth it! He seems to have moved past the "I'll send you a dollar" thing, so maybe he does lay down a lot of cash for the GFE.

In regards to Russ failing for jailbait: I don't think he would knowingly have sex with a minor but I can see him getting roped in by an older-looking 15 year old and only finding out when he gets busted for statutory rape. I think knowingly having sex with a minor would clash with Russ's good guy image of himself.

Any interaction Russ will ever have with a teenaged girl would be them laughing about his gimped-out face.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

It may as well have. Someone posted it a few pages back. It's filled with every cliche you could imagine. It's like he spent 5 minutes googling "What is a Jewish person" and "holocaust" and used that as a basis of his screenplay.

Russell saw "Schindler's List" and thought, "Hey! I could do that!"

October's Uprising, a screenplay by Russell Greer, pg 62

I had to check the pdf before I was prepared to believe that was real.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Any interaction Russ will ever have with a teenaged girl would be them laughing about his gimped-out face.

Or his smell. Or the fact he thinks he's a genius when it's obvious to anyone with a normal IQ he's not real bright. There's no shortage of things to laugh at with Russ. I've always felt making fun of his face just reinforces his persecution complex. I prefer to mock his behavior, because he has no control over his disability, but he has full control over his behavior and refuses to learn. The fact he does the exact same thing over and over again and fails, while each time expecting success each time makes me laugh hysterically.