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I contacted my go-to drug expert on this and his input lends credence to the THC line being a bad CYA attempt:
12/14/2020 Tampa - Ethan Ralph smokes Meth on stream - SayNoToGeno is reporting Ralph did meth on stream
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Meth is a white mans drug, not even blacks pozload my neghole.
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Honestly, I wouldnt be surprised if he was on the gack. Down in the south here its easy to manufacture, conceal and cheap.
For everyone thinking this is some gotcha moment with his PO, you are mistaken. Even in a the malignant growth of gunt flesh that is Ethan Ralph, it goes quickly through your system.
He would have to be tested pretty much as soon as he lands to maybe find it, and thats sketchy at best.
This actually bodes well for everyone asking for another Pillstream however. If he is moving onto these harder drugs and his probation is about to be up, there is a good chance he will go fucking nuts partying in the near future on the Killstream.
This is just the beginning of the show folks.
For everyone thinking this is some gotcha moment with his PO, you are mistaken. Even in a the malignant growth of gunt flesh that is Ethan Ralph, it goes quickly through your system.
He would have to be tested pretty much as soon as he lands to maybe find it, and thats sketchy at best.
This actually bodes well for everyone asking for another Pillstream however. If he is moving onto these harder drugs and his probation is about to be up, there is a good chance he will go fucking nuts partying in the near future on the Killstream.
This is just the beginning of the show folks.
Mundane Ralph
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It's in the OP, people just aren't watching it I guess.
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I think Ethan was just referring to how fucking strong dabs are by calling them pure THC, not saying he was smoking 100% pure THC crystals. Keep in mind he's drunk and rolling so what he says probably isn't scientifically accurate.
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They don't need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt to violate him, they just need to haul him straight to jail.
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If you're going out to party, why on Earth would you take a whole ass dab rig with you? I could maybe see a dab straw maybe, but you still need a torch and scraper like a regular dab rig. Only no-fun losers would opt for that over a vape. Either way, going to a alleyway with a bunch of strangers to do dab hits is like hopping in white van for some free candy.
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And they can violate him for leaving the state without permission. They don't need to prove he did anything illegal while gone.
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Could you explain this in depth? I have never been on probation, so I dont know the legalities concerning it.
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You're already basically in custody. You're only out of jail on sufferance. They can just take you straight back to jail. And then any hearing about it comes later.
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Ok, I get that but can they make you give a blood sample/urine test like a drunk driver?
How much power does Ralph have in the scenario to say "Fuck you" versus them just doing it?
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if you refuse to take a drug test when they say they count it as if you pissed dirty
Mundane Ralph
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Yes. They can also search his house at any time for any reason.
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I thought with meth they usually test via hair follicle. Ralphie you better make yourself out like a chemo'd up Mr. Clean pronto.
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Yes. You can obviously refuse. But then you just do your jail time.
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I could see the suggestion earlier in the thread about the pipe being a honey badger (though I don't recognize that name, I definitely have used one before—it actually works pretty well, but it's only noteworthy as a novelty) given how similar it would look to a meth pookie in the corner of a shitty stream. It's a little low class compared to just using a dab pen (a smart pothead would just fucking buy oil cartridges on the dark net/from a dealer/a dispensary though) but it has a little "pizzazz" that likely would appeal to a retarded redneck. Still, that doesn't explain the multiple explicit references to smoking meth, unless that was just a drugged out idiot being an idiot (i.e. calling good cocaine "gas" or something like that; just a hyperbole from trying to sound cool). Taking an actual dab rig would be retarded, though admittedly I've been party to something resembling that (very broadly—not to an alley next to bar) when I was in high school. In fact, carrying dabs across state lines is extra retarded, since in Hillsborough county it's a third degree felony if you're caught with even a small amount of concentrate. Regardless, if you're gonna be carrying around weed concentrate in public, having straight dabs is the riskiest and dumbest way possible to do it, plus smoking concentrate in any form but a cartridge is overly difficult unless you're sitting down with a surface. Talk about an easy way to burn yourself. Any way you interpret the situation, Ralph at best comes off as an absolute idiot, at worst as a meth addict.
The Real SVP
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I don't get the discussion over meth vs. cannabis. Using either is degenerate and both have the potential to ruin your life if you are a fuck-up like Ethan.
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What the fuck is this??? He looks like a bloated Chinese grapefruit, absolutely disgusting!
How can he be simultaneously so fat and on meth? The gunt defies reality.
MySonDavid
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It's like someone managed to cook pillsbury grands while they are still in the tube.