Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

I had heard about Doom House on this and the SA thread, and for some reason I thought it would be a movie parody about the Final Fantasy house except with people obsessed with Doom instead of FF7, and a crazy roommate forcing them to RP as demons, as he goes around shooting them with airsoft guns and shit. This premise could be funny if done right, and I'd have watched the hell out of it.

Then I looked it up and it's just a wacky zany, bad on purpose horror movie spoof. In hindsight I should have known that Lowtax wouldn't be capable of coming up with an actual interesting, funny idea. I guess in this case I'm the goof troop.
 
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I had heard about Doom House on this and the SA thread, and for some reason I thought it would be a movie parody about the Final Fantasy house except with people obsessed with Doom instead of FF7, and a crazy roommate forcing them to RP as demons, as he goes around shooting them with airsoft guns and shit. This premise could be funny if done right, and I'd have watched the hell out of it.

Then I looked it up and it's just a wacky zany, bad on purpose horror movie spoof. In hindsight I should have known that Lowtax wouldn't be capable of coming up with an actual interesting, funny idea. I guess in this case I'm the goof troop.
Doom House is pretty funny, in hindsight.
Hello? Police? I'm being terrorized... I'm being terrorized by this horrible... doll!
 
imo, logan has about as much credibility as any other drug addicted thot
Not to say i dont think lowT was abusive
As with anything LowT related, it's a case of an absolute piece of shit surrounded by other subhumans. They're all garbage but you can be pretty sure LowT was a piece of shit as well.
 
As with anything LowT related, it's a case of an absolute piece of shit surrounded by other subhumans. They're all garbage but you can be pretty sure LowT was a piece of shit as well.
I guess what im trying to say is, not only would i not bat an eye if lowT battered her, i would have and still encourage it

I suppose thats my hot take of the day, Be sure to beat your women less they learn to be uppity
 
He could have avoided financial ruin by buying a hooker whenever he got the urge to suck toes instead of going off to Utah for a month to play house with a twenty something drug addict.
He still had a hot wife at home that he ostensibly could have sucked toes with but he claimed she couldn't arouse him anymore which had NOTHING to see with his rampant opiate abuse!!!

And he's only being quiet now because he's FB banned, kos on twitter and going on youtube is work. He'll be back in a couple of days
 
I guess what im trying to say is, not only would i not bat an eye if lowT battered her, i would have and still encourage it

I suppose thats my hot take of the day, Be sure to beat your women less they learn to be uppity
Any woman without the gumption to get uppity isn't even worth having.
 
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