To take it back to her moving in with her girlfriend so early on in this relationship, she did the same thing with her previous girlfriends, and then after a month decried people treating her the way she treats them as abusive and then super had to move out for her own safety and mental well-being or what the fuck ever.
It’s almost as if she realises she’s made a mistake by moving in with someone she’s only known for a month and tries to get out of it in the most Marissa way possible (by making herself the victim and milking it for whatever it’s worth).
Her moving in with her spastic girlfriend is gonna go like this: she’ll be super happy for two weeks, then she’ll start intermittently posting about how depressed she is, another two weeks and the relationship will break down as Marissa realises living with a sped relies on you actually caring for them and not sitting at hookah bars smoking away their tugboat, then somehow she’ll be being emotionally abused by her girlfriend and she’ll need lots of donations (immediately) to escape her terrible life.
Sprinkle in some more whining about needing sales and donations to support said spaz and gubment bad and it’s a Marissa special.
Bonus points for adopting cats she can’t care for.
