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Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread
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It's the absolute state of western games right now. I used to bitch about Final Fantasy XIII and how bad that was, but this year has given us a double whammy of The Last of Us 2 and Cyberpunk 2077. Japan ain't got shit on us in the West
"'Cause it's a bitter sweet, symphony, that's liiii-iiiiiife"
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Why the fuck does every story npc have thirty used cars for sale? "Hey V I've got this used shitbox for sale" is this game's "hey cousin lets go bowling."
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This just in: The NPC in this video has released a google doc explaining himself:
theres a third dragon age?
that would require self righteous pretentious devs and zoomers to actually want an actually morally ambiguous world where actions exist and framing is in the minds of the players rather than the zoomer version of a grey complex realistic world which is our world but everyone who isnt brown and disagrees with them is a nazi.
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Peak auto physics:
They should've leaned into the buggy side of the game and gone full-tilt Goat Simulator
They should've leaned into the buggy side of the game and gone full-tilt Goat Simulator
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The weaker your specs are, the better it is at cooking the dough.
As for the game itself, someone managed to get a bug with a crotchless V.
It managed to carry on into the itself. According to the guy I yoinked the screens from, it came after the hotel mission. He reequipped the items he had at the mission and it led to the closest thing we get actual nudity in that wasn't character creation. Also to note from the same guy:
Though the game is a jank mess on PS4 and less of a mess on PC (as far as I experienced it), I honestly do like how you can make a homoerotic biker that could take on both heavily augmented street gangs and corporate security until futurisitic Latino gangsters start fucking my shit upif it wasn't for smart guns.
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This is another reason why I buy physical. Much easier to get a refund on a product. Used gamestore I go to has a 30 day return policy. Could buy it, beat it, return the game for store credit and get another game.
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The scripted cinamatic stuff during missions is pretty fun the open world stuff kinda sucks. They should have added about fifteen more hours of the former and dropped the open world stuff entirely.
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"But every game has to be open world nowadays!"-Some corporate fucking hack in the VG industry
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So with the mix it up tranny ad, the "despite being only 13%" meme for the car description, and apparently there's a 1488 reference in one of the TV commercials, did the devs just try to piss off everyone on both the far ends of politics simultaneously?
Bravo if that was your ultimate goal I guess.
Bravo if that was your ultimate goal I guess.
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I dont know why they describe it as being dystopian in the trailers. Night city is basically glorious Ancapistan. except for their post 230 repeal internet, that parts some dystopian shit
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Keep the glitch videos coming, I have never in my life laughed so much at game glitches before
Saved as "When your waifu knows she's trash"
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I feel like the bug compilation vids on youtube don't have the funny stuff yet
Schizophrenia simulation right here:
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Not Really Here
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I remember when we just called those movies.
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I'm not gonna say it's the best I've seen because there's already so much gold out there but this one is definitely among my top keks:
The most incredible thing is that I semi-crawled the links for about 1000 clips on Twitch, and had an algorithm shuffle the links randomly, and this one came out right behind the one above:
What are the fucking chances.
A legitimate speedrunning technique has already been discovered:
moistkritikal is the one who might have found it first, saw a clip of him discovering it, but might be a coincidence
The most incredible thing is that I semi-crawled the links for about 1000 clips on Twitch, and had an algorithm shuffle the links randomly, and this one came out right behind the one above:
What are the fucking chances.
A legitimate speedrunning technique has already been discovered:
moistkritikal is the one who might have found it first, saw a clip of him discovering it, but might be a coincidence
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Is that anyone importaint?
Today I've learned 2 (very lame btw) Polish rappers who are immensely popular with the highschoolers have some sort of cameos as NPCs in the game. That tells something about the target audience I guess.
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a guy pointed out the BUILT FOR BBC ad earlier in this thread...
...funny part about that one is that its double bait. Mr. Stud isnt even black lmao.
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