Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

Justtocheck said:
Lmao, guys chill. Have you never been mazed? It's not thaaat bad. Especially if the adrenaline is pumping. One can easily fight through it without collapsing or coughing uncontrollably. Also, he was just hit small stream pocket maze, not the from the big bottle. The pocket stuff is not meant to collapse people, it will just make them less effective in a fight, or less willing. You don't have to be a Navy Seal mofo to resist this shit.
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I have, several times actually. I get it's a deterrent/disabler, just saying the guy probably took it several times and so has built up a tolerance.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
He might be former military or law enforcement. Certain branches/designations of both (although we're talking dark, hardcore shit) will subject you to controlled chemical munitions exposure to build your tolerance to it.

In jobs like that, you're certain to run into exposure to it, & whether or not you can keep your shit together could be your line of defense between life/death.

It's not uncommon to find these guys (a few women, too) all over the place in the service/bar industry as bouncers after they retire, leave, etc. Most of them won't say much about it, if anything. But they're out there.

So yeah, Chad Thundercockbouncer might have been a fuckin Navy Seal in the aughties, or something. Just a possibility.

E: She-quality.
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Or maybe he eats raw onions seasoned with pepperspray.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
He might be former military or law enforcement. Certain branches/designations of both (although we're talking dark, hardcore shit) will subject you to controlled chemical munitions exposure to build your tolerance to it.

In jobs like that, you're certain to run into exposure to it, & whether or not you can keep your shit together could be your line of defense between life/death.

It's not uncommon to find these guys (a few women, too) all over the place in the service/bar industry as bouncers after they retire, leave, etc. Most of them won't say much about it, if anything. But they're out there.

So yeah, Chad Thundercockbouncer might have been a fuckin Navy Seal in the aughties, or something. Just a possibility.

E: She-quality.
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I'd like to think that baked just got some weak sauce pepperspray off of ebay. He's been spraying people all year and most of them take the pepper spray
unlike the bear mace he took in charlottesville LMAO

regardless the bouncer took it like a champ
 
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irishAzoth said:
I'd like to think that baked just got some weak sauce pepperspray off of ebay. He's been spraying people all year and most of them take the pepper spray
unlike the bear mace he took in charlottesville LMAO

regardless the bouncer took it like a champ
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You mean """bear mace""" he """""took""""" in Charlottesville.
 
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RichardRApe said:
Well actually in these covid times, taking off your mask to scream in someone's face could be construed as attempted murder. Lunacy you say? Think again! I mean it is, but maybe not legal lunacy.

And no, not defending anyone here.
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People like Baked should be required by law to wear a fucking ballgag. His songs are shit, his arguments are beyond retarded, and his face is beyond punchable, which means he should also be required to wear a mask by law.

Kheapathic said:
I have, several times actually. I get it's a deterrent/disabler, just saying the guy probably took it several times and so has built up a tolerance.
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So that's what you do when you aren't on the phone. :biggrin:
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
So is the fucker still in jail? I imagine he's still in jail.
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You're one of my faves here, so just know I'm not being a dick when I tell you that I found this post kind of heartwarming. <3

Being as how I, on the other hand, am so fucking cynical & bereft of faith in the concept of bad people ever getting a fraction of what they deserve that I barely have the capacity to grasp that he even got put in a police car. Let alone that they actually booked him.

But yeah, they did turn him loose right away. "Recognizance". Lulz. But charges are pretty cool. At least he suffered something. Even if he's too stupid to interpret it right now as anything but an inconvenience.
 
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AnOminous said:
No he was released on recognizance, try to keep up.
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Nurse Ratchet said:
You're one of my faves here, so just know I'm not being a dick when I tell you that I found this post kind of heartwarming. <3

Being as how I, on the other hand, am so fucking cynical & bereft of faith in the concept of bad people ever getting a fraction of what they deserve that I barely have the capacity to grasp that he even got put in a police car. Let alone that they actually booked him.

But yeah, they did turn him loose right away. "Recognizance". Lulz. But charges are pretty cool. At least he suffered something. Even if he's too stupid to interpret it right now as anything but an inconvenience.
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Okay okay I'll read the thread next time!

I like you guys too haha
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
So yeah, Chad Thundercockbouncer might have been a fuckin Navy Seal in the aughties, or something. Just a possibility.
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Dude everyone has to hit the gas chamber once a year. It’s part of your annual quals. And the CS gas they use is worse then mace.

Plus there is always the Ironman competition at the end of the day. they burn all the remaining tablets (so they don’t have to return them to supply) and anyone who wants to runs in and starts singing the Marine Corps hymn. When you can’t take it you don’t and clear your mask and leave. The last one out wins. I have watched guys sit there and breath CS and nothing.
 
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death of chans said:
how long until he ends up back in cuffs?
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If he does end up in them again it wont be for long. Some think he is a FED. I'm going with plane old lowlife CI.
Glowers probably think he is in with super aut-rite terrorists so they let him run around like a retard as long as he says he will give them the heads up to some master plan.
 
Taco said:
IDK if you are young or just don't go out much but cops in late night districts deal with shit heads all the time. If they were out there worrying about every douchebag frat boy acting a fool they'd literally overflow the holding cells. There's a certain amount of slack given to people at prime time near bars because there are so many people who will cause legitimate serious problems it's barely worth fucking with those just acting stupid. You don't want to be arresting some mouthy douche bag when a ten person bar fight jumps off or some drunk idiot pulls a gun on a bouncer, so if you can just ignore someone for a minute then know they will fuck off you usually go that route.

It's always been like this (at least as long as I've been around, way back in the day they'd beat up my uncle for shit like that lol) and I've known multiple cops over the years who have told me as much.
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No, I'm from the time when cops weren't pussies, before your time. I mouthed off to a cop once when I was 16 and my bros were 13 and we were being arrested for grand theft. They cuffed us AND THEN kicked our ass in the middle of downtown in front of like 50 people. Then we got our ass kicked at the station again. I was in the room being threatened when I would hear my brothers saying something and then I would hear WHACK and then my brothers laughing their ass off LOL. They were trolling the cops and the cops were smacking the shit out of them. Ahhh...good times. The pre-cuck police force was great.
 
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Timon912 said:
No, I'm from the time when cops weren't pussies, before your time. I mouthed off to a cop once when I was 16 and my bros were 13 and we were being arrested for grand theft. They cuffed us AND THEN kicked our ass in the middle of downtown in front of like 50 people. Then we got our ass kicked at the station again. I was in the room being threatened when I would hear my brothers saying something and then I would hear WHACK and then my brothers laughing their ass off LOL. They were trolling the cops and the cops were smacking the shit out of them. Ahhh...good times. The pre-cuck police force was great.
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is there nothing between police beating the shit out of everyone or letting people smoke meth and harass people with pepper spray live? is this really the pinnacle of human societal development? either take our police mandated daily beatings or let baked alaska and the gunt groom and rape our daughters and his ensuing daughters on camera?
 
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