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- Jun 2, 2014
Of course, @flossman is already in training as a unicorn wizard, right now he's still at the 'mythical barricorn' stage so I still need a trusty sidekickCan I be Princess Handjob?
Also as an aside...I fucking love you guys
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Of course, @flossman is already in training as a unicorn wizard, right now he's still at the 'mythical barricorn' stage so I still need a trusty sidekickCan I be Princess Handjob?
I love you too! But we still need hell hounds!Of course, @flossman is already in training as a unicorn wizard, right now he's still at the 'mythical barricorn' stage so I still need a trusty sidekick
Also as an aside...I fucking love you guys![]()
Good point.... @Holden post your dog and mom so we can have hell hounds, how do you feel about being the son of the hell hound Gary?I love you too! But we still need hell hounds!
Like I said, if I had a "girlfriend" in the West today I'd pimp her out to capitalize on her being a slut.
Changed back to my glorious unicorn wizard self purely to say @Holden you are not worthy of a unicorn, you're barely worthy of my stick steed.
@Fareal I think we need to come together here to protect unicorns from Fuckbot's unicorn fuckery, whatta ya say?
Finally since this is a momentous occasion I've been saving this gif for my return to glory
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I am gonna get SO many autistic ratings for this.
He's been described as a "lazy lay" by two different sex partners too.
I just thought of something....
Holden's never given another person an orgasm, has he?
I don't imagine he does foreplay as he hated everyone he fucks. And he lasts 25 -45 seconds... So that does absolutely nothing for a woman.
He's been described as a "lazy lay" by two different sex partners too.
Punching a girl in the vagina isn't foreplay? I have been fucking lied to.I don't imagine he does foreplay as he hated everyone he fucks
That still requires touching it with anything other than your chode, you submissive cuckolded blue pill manlet.Punching a girl in the vagina isn't foreplay? I have been fucking lied to.
subcuckblillet.That still requires touching it with anything other than your chode, you submissive cuckolded blue pill manlet.
Holden admitted to it once on his blog.That doesn't surprise me, but where did they say that?
Holden said:I had my first sex when I was 24. Woman I had sex with did it twice with me and then dumped me because I was a lazy lay.
I found my second sexual partner due to extreme circumstances I will not go into now, about 8-10 times with a crazy woman.
I had my third sexual partner in a person I extremely disliked, out of sheer desperation (we still see each other occasionally).
I had my fourth sexual partner for a one time sex I tried by essentially trying to blackmail her ( I didn't blackmail her because we made a deal later).
None of this would happen this way if I lost my v-card when I was 14 or 15.
Also, I still don't have a gf and an very unhappy.
I had two relationships. One of them lasted for 8 months without any sex due to my love-shyness (and she was pretty shy too). After she left me without us ever having sex it destroyed me.
My second relationship was long distance with a crazy woman (sexual partner nr 2) who bullied me. It lasted little over a month.
But, yeah, all that is really "normal".
Holden admitted to it once on his blog.
He mentioned it again (while talking about a different girl) in either this thread or the last one.
Also, I'm still trying to understand how the hell he jumps from a few flings in Croatia, to 100% of all Western women are she-devil monsters or something. I happen to be good friends with a Russian, a Bulgarian, and a Serbian, and none of them would consider their home countries, nor Croatia, as 'Western.' The western women are evil thing seems like quite an unrelated leap.
He also completely discounts our relationships that we tell him about. He is able to perform some mental gymnastics and thinks his extremely limited experience with women is a valid and complete interpretation of how all western women behave, but the hundreds, if not thousands, of experiences he is told about are not valid because they are biased by feminist society.
It truly is an oddity of nature that he is so deluded he cannot recognize such an obvious failure of logic and reason in himself.
He's a defective dolphin, because most of them can be taught.I think Holden might be part dolphin
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Apparently dolphins also rape fish and random other animals. A female also has to have sex with multiple males before she can be impregnated.
All of this sounds exactly like what Holden says girls want.... obviously, because he's part dolphin, he's talking about girl dolphins.
Apparently there's a couple types of dolphins that have anti-rape vaginas. If they aren't sufficiently aroused and ready, their vagina muscles will RIP the man dolphin's dick clean off.He's a defective dolphin, because most of them can be taught.
Quick everybody! Start evolving as fast as you can!Apparently there's a couple types of dolphins that have anti-rape vaginas. If they aren't sufficiently aroused and ready, their vagina muscles will RIP the man dolphin's dick clean off.
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Apparently there's a couple types of dolphins that have anti-rape vaginas. If they aren't sufficiently aroused and ready, their vagina muscles will RIP the man dolphin's dick clean off.
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