Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

This man is going to shoot butter knife himself some day I swear to god.

 

[A Logging Company]

Casterato were created for art. Their voices were revered and even if it was fucked up to cut the balls off of young boys it did at least ensure they had a job and elevated position within Vatican choirs for the rest of their lives. Given what survival was like during the period they lived in it was considered a pretty good trade off.

Having a transkid in rich, upper class, yuppie circles gives you and your family a lot of cache. I can guarantee you right now someone is coaching their kid to be trans, for the purpose of getting in good with rich people - who they can guilt and grift for money. It's honestly not that different from castratos, except as you mentioned they had a skill other than being what amounts to an ideological fetish item.

To bring it back to soon-to-be-her-deadnamed Jim, a lot of what is driving the trans trend is that its like a big ladder up the victim hierarchy. You go from being a filthy oppressive cisshit white male to being on par with black women in the victim hierarchy. Only trans of color can top you (heh) in victim points, and those are quite rare. So you have this whole ideology built around the idea of hierarchies being wrong, spun into a game for power - with it becoming rigged so white males like Jim can easily win.

It's all so ironic and tiresome.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

To be fair, I was half expecting Boogie to troon out before Jim, but quite frankly both are fat fucks whose penises haven't worked in years, and since Jim's wife is getting dick elsewhere and he's just watching from the sidelines, is it really that surprising?

 

[robobobo]

Let's be honest here, "punk" has been worn out and dead for the last forty years anyways. A fat troon trying to waddle onto that boat can't make it sink faster when it's already on the bottom.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Man, he's gonna be a real ugly troon....

Well he's a fat and ugly man, and as we know lolcow troons are never anywhere near normal looking.

I'm sure Jam Starling the Genderqueer Magical Xirl is gonna be horrific looking

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Jim Sterling is still alive!?

Not for long!

 

[The Great Autismo]

Why are trannies and gays so obsessed with wearing pins that tell everyone how gay they are? If you're not a student or con-goer wearing them on your backpack or shoulderbag some shit, it's gaudy as fuck and makes you look like even more of a manchild than you already are.

When your entire social status revolves around being a freak of nature, it probably seems like a good idea to literally wear stuff on your chest that signals how degenerate you're willing to go.

 

[Superman93]

Jim is so transparent about how he feels. I said this hundreds of pages back, but more than ever it's obvious how he regrets making video games his life. Problem is that The Jimquisition makes so much fucking money and its his sole source of notoriety. All his other endeavors are total failures. He has tried for years to make something else he can do full time, but has had no success at all. He wants to be a wrestling guy so bad but his wrestling shit is just horrific and his current audience just does not convert into a wrestling audience.

He's outright saying he doesn't like video games. He's said it in multiple shows. His drug abuse and fetish lifestyle is a coping mechanism for a deep dissatisfaction with his life. I feel bad for him.

I don’t, go out and get a job retard lol

 

[Water-T]

Considering that Jimmy already has massive tits and his dick is buried in enough fat to resemble a vagina, he might as well just go all the way by trooning out.

 

[Ged!]

At this point, being a responsible man is the most punk thing you can do.

Unironically true. Even within punk people like Greg Graffin, Milo Aukerman, John Doe, and Dexter Holland are still highly respected while Wattie Buchan, Fat Mike, Johnny Rotten and the like are now often looked at as angry, immature old men.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Johnny Rotten

Yes, well it's really their own fault they can't get into Public Image Limited because there's more than 2 chords per song.

 

[Enoby Way]

What even is his wrestling stuff? A podcast?

Oh, you sweet summer child. You may have seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, but you still have your innocence yet.

Can I be the one to shatter it? I dare not. I know not that I have the fortitude to link you to any of the number of videos in which a large man--or some might call it a man--with a face of shining silver and clad head to toe in an entire bolt's worth of purple spandex, strained to its utter limits--launches himself at an enemy, letting forth a cackle that is not blood-curdling but unearthly, eerie. The enemy is not worthy of discussion here, but it shall be noted would be invariably slimmer than its foe.

Ah, but the abomination had humble origins. At first, 'twas only a harmless dig at the copyright protections surrounding any attempt at a fan's loving recreation of WWE wrestler Stardust. The only option was parody, and so this option was taken, tho' Sterling could at any time have seen the wisdom of refusing to leave well enough alone, just this once, and sparing the eyes and minds of the young and ill-informed from the horrors that were, as we know, to eventuate.

But lo! So James willed it and so the parody must happen. And then! unexpected by anyone, the parody took upon a life of its own, even until it had gained its maker some little renown, and not a few independent wrestling gigs. It took the amateur wrestling of the Americas by storm, and legend has it that they still do not know what to make of it. The parody had become reality; reality, a shocked and neutered bystander, felled by this turn of events in a manner from which it could never recover. Kiwifarms and its people could only stand with reality, alternately to comfort it and to lol.

As to the rest, I will only tell you this one thing: his name.

Sterdust! Pray you never see him coming, that you never have cause to shout it; for it does not enrage him, does not weaken him--no: it does nothing but empower the beast! Brought forth by its own hype machine, fed by fans and recognition, thus it shall continue.

Will it die before its maker? Will he ever be laid low, shunted far and away in both time and place from the assaults upon the eye and the imagination (to which nothing was left)?

As quoth Poe's raven: "Nevermore!"

Tl;dr it's not a story the Jedi would tell you, maybe some enterprising Kiwis have some good gifs.

 

[Ged!]

Yes, well it's really their own fault they can't get into Public Image Limited because there's more than 2 chords per song.

40+ years of producing high-quality post-punk, and all everyone ever wants to ask him about is Sid Vicious.

I do feel a bit sorry for him.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

I’m honestly surprised that an endo would give him estrogen. He’s going to have a heart attack.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Why are trannies and gays so obsessed with wearing pins that tell everyone how gay they are? If you're not a student or con-goer wearing them on your backpack or shoulderbag some shit, it's gaudy as fuck and makes you look like even more of a manchild than you already are.

For the same reason medals are given out in the armies, often for little work: to make people special and make them feel like they are part of a team.

Honestly, I wouldn't surprise me that button-wearing started in the punk movement to make fun of mil-spergs, only to latter be adopted completely unironically for the same reasons. I've heard the practice has spread to even the most jaded and cynical cyber-bulling forums of the Internet.

PS: Notice how Jim, Herr Göring and the fine generals of the Korean's People Army share two traits - massive fatness and an even more massive autism.

 

[Ged!]

I’m honestly surprised that an endo would give him estrogen. He’s going to have a heart attack.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get estrogen now. Assuming he didn't just buy it off the internet (which he very likely did), he may not have even talked to an endo. You can get HRT on an informed consent basis in a lot of places.

 

[Spedestrian]

He probably just typoed "The Kimquisition" with his big fat sausage fingers and took it as a sign that his inner womyn was trying to break free.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Now that I'm thinking about Jim Sterling, he's one of those fucking guys that comes up in work conversations when I'm talking to "the nerdy guy". It's always about how they used to watch this guy Jim Sterling and he was super funny and those were great youtube videos or some shit. It's always in the past tense too, like he died. Maybe in a way he did.

He always comes up in polite work conversation though. Him and fucking MovieBob.

 

[Ero]

If Jim fucking Sterling is considered punk, we as a society really need to have a fucking talk.

Well he would 100% be considered "punk" in prison and that's not a good thing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Now that I'm thinking about Jim Sterling, he's one of those fucking guys that comes up in work conversations when I'm talking to "the nerdy guy". It's always about how they used to watch this guy Jim Sterling and he was super funny and those were great youtube videos or some shit. It's always in the past tense too, like he died. Maybe in a way he did.

He always comes up in polite work conversation though. Him and fucking MovieBob.

People respect both of those massive buffoons?