Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Useful_Mistake]

She's not a lawyer, so she can't issue a subpoena

I have seen no VA law requiring a lawyer for an issue of an subpoena. In fact, § 8.01-412.10 ,a law that deals in interstate subpeona's makes no mention of a lawyer, and better yet, had she done this, she wouldn't have had to file a suit against Null that she most likely knew she was going to lose.

You can't just try to subpoena evidence to create a case out of thin air, though. The recipient of the subpoena can move to quash it and you'll have to show the court that you have sufficient reason to believe that you have a valid case and that the evidence exists. If you don't have sufficient evidence to show that a tort (the civil equivalent of a criminal act) was likely committed, and that the person you're subpoenaing has evidence that supports your case, the court won't just allow you to go on a witch hunt to find it. That would be a violation of their privacy and it would be overly burdensome without justification.

That is all true. Still, I believe she would have had way more of a chance to succeed here than by suing him. Oh well, it's just speculation now.

 

[Baby Yoda]

My shit has already been released online by someone VERY much like Mel. I'm an alcoholic veteran with PTSD from war trauma and I regularly assault men with big fucking mouths. I've done a bit of jailtime for it, and I don't give a fuck. Come get some, Smelly.

Careful flaunting those Dark Triad traits friendo. Melinda might stalk you relentlessly. She is obsessed with men who have been in the slammer.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

Careful flaunting those Dark Triad traits friendo. Melinda might stalk you relentlessly. She is obsessed with men who have been in the slammer.

lol you should see my cock

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Deut 27 contains the following command "19 “Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.”" Sounds like good treatment of foreigners is demanded, Mel.

The word there your translation has for "foreigner" is "GeR" [ גָּר] , not Goy. A גָּר is someone born outside of Israel who belongs to Israel and returns to join the House of Israel and worship the elohim of the Hebrews. A גָּר is not a Goy.

 

[Toasty]

It is absolutely unsurprising that Melinda is attracted to these "dark triad" types. As @Baby Yoda said, many women are.
What I find odd is that she is attracted to men who are incredibly stupid. Is it because she figures they will be easier to manipulate? Possibly because she knows she is rather dim herself and needs to be the smartest person in the room, and so aims down to feel better about herself?
Otoh, maybe Marshall was smarter than her in the end. After all, he's the one who finally decided to stop taking her calls and get the hell away from her.

 

[Baby Yoda]

It is absolutely unsurprising that Melinda is attracted to these "dark triad" types. As @Baby Yoda said, many women are.
What I find odd is that she is attracted to men who are incredibly stupid. Is it because she figures they will be easier to manipulate? Possibly because she knows she is rather dim herself and needs to be the smartest person in the room, and so aims down to feel better about herself?
Otoh, maybe Marshall was smarter than her in the end. After all, he's the one who finally decided to stop taking her calls and get the hell away from her.

I know we all hate Marshall, but in an evolutionary sense he isn't stupid. He knocked up two different women and bolted without paying a dime. He got to spread his DNA successfully with no questions asked. Melinda isn't even suing him for child support. Also, Allison's newest husband, I forget his name (Is it Chris?) is cucked and paying for Marshall's daughter.

Meanwhile, some guy with a PhD in astrophysics rots on Tinder getting maybe one match every three years. Nature is very cruel.

 

[Toasty]

I know we all hate Marshall, but in an evolutionary sense he isn't stupid. He knocked up two different women and bolted without paying a dime. He got to spread his DNA successfully with no questions asked. Melinda isn't even suing him for child support. Also, Allison's newest husband, I forget his name (Is it Chris?) is cucked and paying for Marshall's daughter.

Meanwhile, some guy with a PhD in astrophysics rots on Tinder getting maybe one match every three years. Nature is very cruel.

You really need to stay away from the inkwells. They are messing up your pretty green skin.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I have seen no VA law requiring a lawyer for an issue of an subpoena. In fact, § 8.01-412.10 ,a law that deals in interstate subpeona's makes no mention of a lawyer, and better yet, had she done this, she wouldn't have had to file a suit against Null that she most likely knew she was going to lose.

The rules for foreign subpoenas assume that the party is not a lawyer in Virginia, so they have to get the court to issue it. Subpoenas have to be issued by an officer of the court: either the clerk of the court, or an attorney (an active member of the Virginia State Bar) acting as an officer of the court. § 16.1-265 is the general rule for subpoenas.

Mel is not an attorney, so if she wanted to issue a subpoena she'd have to ask the court to issue it.

 

[LoverofPi]

The word there your translation has for "foreigner" is "GeR" [ גָּר] , not Goy. A גָּר is someone born outside of Israel who belongs to Israel and returns to join the House of Israel and worship the elohim of the Hebrews. A גָּר is not a Goy.


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Hi, Mel. This marks what, the third time you've ignored being corrected about the actual definition and usage of Lest to laser focus in on a teeny nitpick that doesn't actually change the substance of the argument at all.

Anyways you no read the good, Deut 27 says nothing about hating goy, you twist and mangle a holy book to justify your bigotry. And you know it's horrible bigotry, that's why you try so hard to torture the text to make it say what you want it to.

 

[White Baby]

The word there your translation has for "foreigner" is "GeR" [ גָּר] , not Goy. A גָּר is someone born outside of Israel who belongs to Israel and returns to join the House of Israel and worship the elohim of the Hebrews. A גָּר is not a Goy.


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Ding dong wrong again. "GeR" has multiple meanings depending on context and primarily means "stranger". Translating it like that renders multiple Torah passages incoherent.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Just wanted @TamarYaelBatYah to know it really is over. There won't be some sort of cathartic ending in her love life. No coming to Yahueh moment. No Knight in Shining Armor will waltz in and sweep you off your feet.
You may have some more relationships here and there, but they will all be the same. The guy might be different, but the outcome will be the similar. It will be attraction ---> infatuation ---> love ----> disappointment ----> narcissistic abuse ----> depression and coping.
There is no life coach for your genetics. No life coach can rewrite the rules of evolutionary biology. You failed to secure a handsome man who is confident and makes money, so now you will die alone.

Having said that, and moving on... What did you have for lunch today? Another bologne sandwich?

 

[Mushroom Tip]

Hey Smelly: here's a true and honest pic of me. How's yer french? Because lolsuits can't be filed in maud't anglais where I come from. Surely your "Private Investigator" already provided this pic, ammirite? Judging by his tag, my doggo is more jewish than you

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

The rules for foreign subpoenas assume that the party is not a lawyer in Virginia, so they have to get the court to issue it. Subpoenas have to be issued by an officer of the court: either the clerk of the court, or an attorney (an active member of the Virginia State Bar) acting as an officer of the court. § 16.1-265 is the general rule for subpoenas.

Mel is not an attorney, so if she wanted to issue a subpoena she'd have to ask the court to issue it.

That's incorrect. I can file a Subpoena Duces Tecum as a pro-se litigant. I've done it before. The sheriff takes it in state cases. Maybe a Marshal in Federal ones?

Careful flaunting those Dark Triad traits friendo. Melinda might stalk you relentlessly. She is obsessed with men who have been in the slammer.

Actually, I think it has more to do with Marshall physique. I'm not attracted to men with skinny calves. Marshall has thick muscular calves.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

That's incorrect. I can file a Subpoena Duces Tecum as a pro-se litigant. I've done it before. The sheriff takes it in state cases. Maybe a Marshal in Federal ones?





Actually, I think it has more to do with Marshall physique. I'm not attracted to men with skinny calves. Marshall has thick muscular calves.

Alright, I'm getting tired of this:
My name is Amir Khadir and I live in Montreal. If you google me you will find I am a Palestinian activist member of Parliament for Quebec.
Fucking sue me you sick bitch.
Fucking sue m

 

[obliviousbeard]

Hey, you guys are certainly getting ahead of yourselves. Mel's pick of men isn't just genes (even she must have agency of her own) - I'm fairly sure she's been, an unique sort of person (for the lack of better word) to begin with. Combine that with her lifestyle choices and views, so it might as well be that she's in for a treat. Infatuation with bad boys combined with weird religious ramblings don't make healthy personality in the long run. Especially when the only people who don't just want immediate gratification out of you are kf users.

Hey Smelly: here's a true and honest pic of me. How's yer french? Because lolsuits can't be filed in maud't anglais where I come from. Surely your "Private Investigator" already provided this pic, ammirite? Judging by his tag, my doggo is more jewish than you

Cute doggo tho.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My Father-in-Law says you're wrong Melinda about your translations, my Mother-in-Law says you're racist, and my wife thinks your a dirty cunt.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Actually, I think it has more to do with Marshall physique. I'm not attracted to men with skinny calves. Marshall has thick muscular calves.

So you prove my point. You are attracted to his looks. Glad we got that figured out. .
PS. You are going to die alone.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

@xtamarlover , you are a filthy little cuck. Why do you even bother coming here?

 

[LoverofPi]

My Father-in-Law says you're wrong Melinda about your translations, my Mother-in-Law says you're racist, and my wife thinks your a dirty cunt.

I recently relayed Mel's Lest/ Unless fuckup and was met with a mix of laughter and incredulity that she actually existed.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The rules for foreign subpoenas assume that the party is not a lawyer in Virginia, so they have to get the court to issue it. Subpoenas have to be issued by an officer of the court: either the clerk of the court, or an attorney (an active member of the Virginia State Bar) acting as an officer of the court. § 16.1-265 is the general rule for subpoenas.

Mel is not an attorney, so if she wanted to issue a subpoena she'd have to ask the court to issue it.

Yes, obviously she would have to ask the court/clerk to do it. But the thing is that she could, and it probably would be more likely to succeed than this frivolous suit.

That's incorrect. I can file a Subpoena Duces Tecum as a pro-se litigant. I've done it before. The sheriff takes it in state cases. Maybe a Marshal in Federal ones?

Pretty sure it is correct. Feel free to cite caselaw/law that says othervise. Regardless, if you could, why havent you?