Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

christ

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how DARE you make light of me wanting a stupid childish piece of shit for free. i will like your apology. you are forgiven, mere bug in my mentions.

I'm adding this to the pile. It was only 3 days ago that he said, "Gosh I'm gonna be fine this month I think". And 3 days later he's begging for $60. At least he's being honest about why he wants it, I guess.

He's now at $1512+

 

[kosher bath salts]

>she
Did Kevin just assume the plush gender?

christ

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how DARE you make light of me wanting a stupid childish piece of shit for free. take back your apology. you aren't forgiven, paypal me 5 bucks you bug.

FTFY

 

[farttpott]

here's a man who wants to fuck a talking dinosaur toy

 

[NattyDaddy]

here's a man who wants to fuck a talking dinosaur toy
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Fatties high as amhole laughing with a fucking stuffed animal.
33? btw

 

[farttpott]

Fatties high as amhole laughing with a fucking stuffed animal.
33? btw

May 22 1987, as he felt obliged to let everyone know with his doctors note

 

[Pizdec]

here's a man who wants to fuck a talking dinosaur toy
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He probably sees it as himself: cute, friendly, and pokeable.

When the reality of it is actually:

Fat, disgusting, and not only unapproachable, but I wouldn't be shocked if the ranch actively talks shit behind his back.

 

[Particle Bored]

Generally I would probably try to switch up the lyrics from the original a bit more, but a lot of the original is pretty apropos.

To the tune of "House of 1000 Corpses," by Rob Zombie.

Tranch of 1000 Corpse-Holes

Spoiler

You got a fetish in your head
You wanna cum but nerves are dead
Your Mxstress said “I’ve no desire.”
Bonnie said “Hey, throw him on the fire!”

This is the ranch
Troons with guns
This is the ranch
Built on dumb
This is the ranch
Where nobody cums
This is the ranch
Where am-holes stay numb
Yeah yeah

Doc cut the flesh and made it bleed
Inverted dick and busted seams
You let it dry out as you could
All your coping did no good, yeah

This is the ranch
Troons with guns
This is the ranch
Built on dumb
This is the ranch
Where nobody cums
This is the ranch
Where am-holes stay numb
Yeah yeah

Now you're crying on the floor
You can't dilate anymore
The devil's laughing in your face
Give Wedge another taste, yeah

This is the ranch
Troons with guns
This is the ranch
Built on dumb
This is the ranch
Where nobody cums
This is the ranch
Where am-holes stay numb
Yeah yeah

 

[Particle Bored]

Holy shit... Mr. Zombie, you are a prophet and an inspiration.

To the tune of "Feel So Numb," by Rob Zombie.

Kevvie's So Numb

Spoiler

I feel so good, I feel so numb, yeah!

Yeah, sad sack fat ass, contentment contrived
So empty that his sense of self is ass-pat derived
Sick faux bimbo always projects
MTFs think they're better than the fairer sex

Cum on, cum on, cum on, I'm rubbin'
Cum on, cum on, cum on, dead nubbin
Cum on, cum on, cum on, why can't I bust one tonight?
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't feel it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't see it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, I wanna make it alright

Pills in my bum
What have I done?
I feel so bad, I feel so numb, yeah!
Sucking my thumb
What have I done?
I can't feel good, I feel so numb, yeah!

Yeah, autogynephiliac just gotta tweet
Begging for the gibbs, the supreme transbian NEET
Clown world, "smol gorl," don't be a TERF
Click on "likes" for tranny "dykes" devoid of worth

Cum on, cum on, cum on, I'm rubbin'
Cum on, cum on, cum on, dead nubbin
Cum on, cum on, cum on, why can't I bust one tonight?
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't feel it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't see it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, I wanna make it alright

Fam'ly has shunned
What have I done?
I feel so bad, I feel so numb, yeah
Flushing my funds
What have I done?
I can't feel good, I feel so numb, yeah

Yeah, Star Wars pap, Transformers crap, China-made trash
Stupid toys for stunted boys, he fingers his gash
Porno sick, chopped his dick chasing a lie
Our Lord's [current year] makes baby Jesus cry

Cum on, cum on, cum on, I'm rubbin'
Cum on, cum on, cum on, dead nubbin
Cum on, cum on, cum on, why can't I bust one tonight?
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't feel it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, can't see it
Cum on, cum on, cum on, I wanna make it alright

Cope's just begun
What have I done?
I feel so bad, I feel so numb, yeah!
Less sex than a nun
What have I done?
I can't feel good, I feel so numb, yeah!

Where do I run?
What have I done?
I feel so bad, I feel so numb, yeah!
Tonguing a gun
Join the forty-one
I can't feel good, I feel so numb, yeah!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Old MacAmhole had a tranch, Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-NO!
And on his tranch he had a lolcow, Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-NO!
With a moo-toys! here and a hdfsnghbgh!! there...

Anyway, how long is Kevin allowed to waste space with his toys?? This parasite is buying useless shit nearly every day. I've never seen him tweeting about buying something useful for his fellow tranchers.

 

[Cool Spot]

I think my favorite is when Kevin goes all-out defensive cunt mode when a random person in the replies dares to imply that he's a lunatic to beg for money for a Pokémon plush. He'd pop a blood vessel if someone straight up called him a grifter to his face.

At the very least, Kevin is being honest where the e-begging money is going to go this time.

 

[mickey339]

What have the economic endeavours of the ranch and its effectiveness been like so far?

First, they wanted to become an alpaca farm. That plan failed for various reasons.
Then they apparently figured that the solution was simply to get more alpacas. This seems to me like some sort of intuitive, haphazard solution. Kinda like lighting a bundle of matches in a stormy night for it not to blow out. To add they acquired various farm animals as well. Neither action seem to have been very effective either.

Then, they made a garden in hopes of subsisting themselves. However, as many already have pointed out, it was far too small to really be of any use to their household.
Now they have decided to dabble in trash sorting, which, again, doesn't seem like a viable plan either.
I think someone mentioned Penny buying a 3d printer somewhere in the thread. I think they sold some keyrings but not sure.


Now, all of this makes one wonder if they get any income at all and if so, from where? They may sell a little wool but as many have pointed already this doesn't seem like a good strategy for various reasons.

Then there is Kevin which many believe economically supports the farm through his inheritance. However.
As pointed out here:
Chapstick4Lyfe
Through his e-begging Kevin has from August through mid November scrapped together over 1512$ from donators

But according to:
CobraPlissken
He has in that same span of time only spent around 500$ of those money on toys that we know off.

Makes me wonder if the other transgenders on the ranch not only goes along with Kevin's e-begging but rather encourages it and makes use of that money themselves? Maybe they let him slack because his job (unwittingly to Kevin) really is to scrape money from the trans community? To add, Kevin has more twitter followers than Penny, Bonnie and the ranch itself combined so he might bring in the bacon by simply raising awareness of the ranch by interacting with other horny transgenders who then donate to him or the ranch.
To be fair, Kevin also spent some 800$ on getting Harley to come around, so that would only leave 200$ to spare but then again, this might have been something of a decision that Kevin made without informing the others. At the very least, he hasn't been spending as much of his inheritance as we have been lead to believe so far.



So how about the (true and honest) donations to the ranch?
They have a gofundme (what happened to that?)
And a patreon. Which currently brings in 720$ a month.

https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch

Do we know if they get donations from other sources? I saw a post on r/gendercritical where the ranch asked for donations around the start of this thread.


Now look at this.
Notice the tags in this tweet?

#permaculture
#sustainability
Eco-friendly terms.

Maybe there is a reason as to why they decided to make a (tiny, basically useless) garden and get into trash sorting.
They seem to rely mostly on donations so their new endeavours might be nothing but pet projects that will raise awareness about their ranch, labelling it as an eco-friendly undertaking.
This could in term lead to more people donating to their ranch simply to support a good cause if anything. Same with their publicized attendance of the trans rally.




I believe they started out trying to build a ranch in good faith but at some point (wittingly or unwittingly) transitioned to follow (wittingly or unwittingly) a business strategy like:

1. make feel-good projects and have Kevin tweeting
2. get donations from the publicity
3. repeat

All in all it seems their income mostly consists of people donating to their undertakings because their fans enjoy seeing queer, horny women building an eco-friendly paradise complete with cute animals like alpacas.

It's like a circus more than a ranch.

 

[Enoby Way]

Cow crossover! Kevin congratulates Jim Sterling on starting estrogen. I have no idea if Jim knows who Kevin is so I didn't post in that thread, but I'm not surprised Kevin knows who Jim is.

Posted in the wrong thread, here ya go.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Posted in the wrong thread, here ya go.

Just wait until Kev starts giving that fat fuck boofing and dilation advice.

Jim Sterling is fat, and not even his wife would have sex with him. To be fair, he wouldn't have sex with his wife either, 'cause she too is fat.
However, Kev seems to want to gargle his balls. Good for zhir!

I liked Sterling's vidya reviews, and can respect, even agree with his opinions about the Vidya Industry, but I find his personality insufferable.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

What have the economic endeavours of the ranch and its effectiveness been like so far?

First, they wanted to become an alpaca farm. That plan failed for various reasons.
Then they apparently figured that the solution was simply to get more alpacas. This seems to me like some sort of intuitive, haphazard solution. Kinda like lighting a bundle of matches in a stormy night for it not to blow out. To add they acquired various farm animals as well. Neither action seem to have been very effective either.

Then, they made a garden in hopes of subsisting themselves. However, as many already have pointed out, it was far too small to really be of any use to their household.
Now they have decided to dabble in trash sorting, which, again, doesn't seem like a viable plan either.
I think someone mentioned Penny buying a 3d printer somewhere in the thread. I think they sold some keyrings but not sure.


Now, all of this makes one wonder if they get any income at all and if so, from where? They may sell a little wool but as many have pointed already this doesn't seem like a good strategy for various reasons.

Then there is Kevin which many believe economically supports the farm through his inheritance. However.
As pointed out here:
Chapstick4Lyfe
Through his e-begging Kevin has from August through mid November scrapped together over 1512$ from donators

But according to:
CobraPlissken
He has in that same span of time only spent around 500$ of those money on toys that we know off.

Makes me wonder if the other transgenders on the ranch not only goes along with Kevin's e-begging but rather encourages it and makes use of that money themselves? Maybe they let him slack because his job (unwittingly to Kevin) really is to scrape money from the trans community? To add, Kevin has more twitter followers than Penny, Bonnie and the ranch itself combined so he might bring in the bacon by simply raising awareness of the ranch by interacting with other horny transgenders who then donate to him or the ranch.
To be fair, Kevin also spent some 800$ on getting Harley to come around, so that would only leave 200$ to spare but then again, this might have been something of a decision that Kevin made without informing the others. At the very least, he hasn't been spending as much of his inheritance as we have been lead to believe so far.



So how about the (true and honest) donations to the ranch?
They have a gofundme (what happened to that?)
And a patreon. Which currently brings in 720$ a month.

https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch

Do we know if they get donations from other sources? I saw a post on r/gendercritical where the ranch asked for donations around the start of this thread.


Now look at this.
Notice the tags in this tweet?

#permaculture
#sustainability
Eco-friendly terms.

Maybe there is a reason as to why they decided to make a (tiny, basically useless) garden and get into trash sorting.
They seem to rely mostly on donations so their new endeavours might be nothing but pet projects that will raise awareness about their ranch, labelling it as an eco-friendly undertaking.
This could in term lead to more people donating to their ranch simply to support a good cause if anything. Same with their publicized attendance of the trans rally.




I believe they started out trying to build a ranch in good faith but at some point (wittingly or unwittingly) transitioned to follow (wittingly or unwittingly) a business strategy like:

1. make feel-good projects and have Kevin tweeting
2. get donations from the publicity
3. repeat

All in all it seems their income mostly consists of people donating to their undertakings because their fans enjoy seeing queer, horny women building an eco-friendly paradise complete with cute animals like alpacas.

It's like a circus more than a ranch.

It's possible he's been spending money on microtransactions for Overwatch. Maybe optimistic of me but possibly their recent grocery haul too? I don't eat 90% of the shit they bought so I don't know the prices but I'd guess that was somewhere between 300-400.

 

[ICraveDeath]

Kevin's horny tweeting makes me wanna fucking kill myself

 

[BallBuster]

Kevin's horny tweeting makes me wanna fucking kill myself
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I read tweets like these and I am convinced that humans were a mistake.

 

[White Devil]

I read tweets like these and I am convinced that humans were a mistake.

Not humans, just troons.

 

[CheesyBoy]

What have the economic endeavours of the ranch and its effectiveness been like so far?

First, they wanted to become an alpaca farm. That plan failed for various reasons.
Then they apparently figured that the solution was simply to get more alpacas. This seems to me like some sort of intuitive, haphazard solution. Kinda like lighting a bundle of matches in a stormy night for it not to blow out. To add they acquired various farm animals as well. Neither action seem to have been very effective either.

Then, they made a garden in hopes of subsisting themselves. However, as many already have pointed out, it was far too small to really be of any use to their household.
Now they have decided to dabble in trash sorting, which, again, doesn't seem like a viable plan either.
I think someone mentioned Penny buying a 3d printer somewhere in the thread. I think they sold some keyrings but not sure.


Now, all of this makes one wonder if they get any income at all and if so, from where? They may sell a little wool but as many have pointed already this doesn't seem like a good strategy for various reasons.

Then there is Kevin which many believe economically supports the farm through his inheritance. However.
As pointed out here:
Chapstick4Lyfe
Through his e-begging Kevin has from August through mid November scrapped together over 1512$ from donators

But according to:
CobraPlissken
He has in that same span of time only spent around 500$ of those money on toys that we know off.

Makes me wonder if the other transgenders on the ranch not only goes along with Kevin's e-begging but rather encourages it and makes use of that money themselves? Maybe they let him slack because his job (unwittingly to Kevin) really is to scrape money from the trans community? To add, Kevin has more twitter followers than Penny, Bonnie and the ranch itself combined so he might bring in the bacon by simply raising awareness of the ranch by interacting with other horny transgenders who then donate to him or the ranch.
To be fair, Kevin also spent some 800$ on getting Harley to come around, so that would only leave 200$ to spare but then again, this might have been something of a decision that Kevin made without informing the others. At the very least, he hasn't been spending as much of his inheritance as we have been lead to believe so far.



So how about the (true and honest) donations to the ranch?
They have a gofundme (what happened to that?)
And a patreon. Which currently brings in 720$ a month.

https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch

Do we know if they get donations from other sources? I saw a post on r/gendercritical where the ranch asked for donations around the start of this thread.


Now look at this.
Notice the tags in this tweet?

#permaculture
#sustainability
Eco-friendly terms.

Maybe there is a reason as to why they decided to make a (tiny, basically useless) garden and get into trash sorting.
They seem to rely mostly on donations so their new endeavours might be nothing but pet projects that will raise awareness about their ranch, labelling it as an eco-friendly undertaking.
This could in term lead to more people donating to their ranch simply to support a good cause if anything. Same with their publicized attendance of the trans rally.




I believe they started out trying to build a ranch in good faith but at some point (wittingly or unwittingly) transitioned to follow (wittingly or unwittingly) a business strategy like:

1. make feel-good projects and have Kevin tweeting
2. get donations from the publicity
3. repeat

All in all it seems their income mostly consists of people donating to their undertakings because their fans enjoy seeing queer, horny women building an eco-friendly paradise complete with cute animals like alpacas.

It's like a circus more than a ranch.

I can guarantee there is at least one other troon on the ranch getting money from their "friends" and family, most likely guilt-tripping them with some line like "are you really going to let a young transwoman get evicted and starve? Do you want me to become part of the 41% statistic!?"

The only other option I see is that they are using their life savings to keep this sinking ship afloat, which is money they most likely were planning to use to get their lifetime of expensive medical procedures.

 

[Tomoko Kuroki]

Kevin's horny tweeting makes me wanna fucking kill myself
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They all talk about exactly the same things, in exactly the same way. Its like when they chopped off their dicks, "trans" became their only personality trait.

I can guarantee there is at least one other troon on the ranch getting money from their "friends" and family, most likely guilt-tripping them with some line like "are you really going to let a young transwoman get evicted and starve? Do you want me to become part of the 41% statistic!?"

 

[Law]

They all talk about exactly the same things, in exactly the same way. Its like when they chopped off their dicks, "trans" became their only personality trait.

Just like a cult.
Why can't rich white Republican troons like Bruce Jenner help support their suffering troon brethren? Emotionally abusing your wife and children certainly takes up a lot of resources, but he could spare something right?
Oliver Troon needs a Mxs. Bumble.
Also poor troon businesses that survive on donations from other poor troons eventually enter a financial death spiral. To be sustainable, donation based organizations need to target wealthy donors who actually have money to donate. Think of all the worst stereotypes about "champagne socialism", or why bars that host punk shows close and get replaced by wine bars.