-its 5:30 am we stan an insomniac kweeeen
-lyke i look SO PALE GUISE *eye fucks self* i just totally experiment with foundation except ive used the same one for 4 years (which is why she hoards 30 different kinds) but they stopped MAKING IT life is so HARD *eye fucks self, flips hair*
-did you guys know i had a hysterectomy?????? they FORCED me to have an epidural and now my spine is in so much paaaaain. its definitely that and not carrying 600lbs :,(
-i THOURAGLHY cannot believe only ten days of vlogmas left, totally not queeeting
-(she hurt her delicate princess hands opening her advent calendar thing)
-she interrupts beckys lil joke to bitch about the indenshions in her hands
-beeteedubs im finally weareeng some of the earrrings becky got me
-ohemgee someone ackshullay asked me why i "dress up" everyday *long dumbass stare where she pretends to be lyke so confused* am i just supposed to stay in my pajamas???? tHiS iS hOw i dReSs (one dress as a shirt at a time) *pretends to take insult as a compliment /smug*
-my new earrings are SO gothic i LOVE being so dark and EDGEEE *looks disgusted that becky compliments her, TOTALY SOULMATES*
-i got bckee a graphic novel about LESBEANS bc we're SUCH LESBEANS LESBEANS R HAWT
-(becky gives an alr style book review "it was good)
-im LITERRLEY so obsessed with graphic novels, thats why you see me have so many!!!!
-(theyre talking about fanfiction lmao at becky not knowing about the "completed works only" setting)
-cLEAN WITH ME!! watch my bingo wings jiggle as i clean this already mostly clean kitchen island!!
-im a dish soaker, bc why wash them when i can let them marinate for 5 days????
-pouring water from one water bottle to another bc im such an envormentalieest and i drink water not SODA
-(im speeding this up wtf)
-moving theengs from one counter to another is cleaning too!!!
-thats the most ineffective way to throw out old flowers ive ever seen
-totally gonna do these dishes later im not leaving them for becky
-dont judge me for using so much cleaner!!!! if im not being wasteful why even bother
-more papertowels from our enviornmentulz kween
-watch me try to wipe this counter without resting my dainty gunt on it uwu
-now im gonna wipe it again with even more paper towels just lyke i lyke it!
-she sweeps like she never uses a broom ever
-dont judge me for being out of breath!!!!! sweeping is hard work!!
-(cat sighting, wish we could save u gurl)
-lipstick change!! i totally use all my makeup im not a hoarder!! im just so over this one i need a new one
-sLeEpInG sChEdUlE
-i totally have insomnia im not just lazy and dont sleep cuz i cant breath!!!
-other people fall asleep in their makeup too!
-how dare you say i dont know beckys tshirts!!!! her only interests are ME, tshirts, and LESBEANS
-lulz the shirt stained my arms!! weird that the dye came off almost like i didnt wash it before wearing~
-can you belieeve people didnt LOVE my chili, other vloggers get their puke green chili praised!
-my slave- er gf got me a MIDDLE MARK gift, shes totally up to something~~
-becky got me parteeee games i LOVE those she TOTALLY KNOWS ME
-did yall know i LOVE board games? ive never mentioned it before bc you dont know the rEaL mE
-(becky talks about meeting some girl online and they sleep together how familiar)
-(long story about becky making leftover spaghetti and drops it on the carpet omg alr would have DIED)
-im gonna make becky answer all these questions but im not going to except a AMBERLYNN REID FACT
-i make a lot of noise so i dont have to listen to other people! shocker
-(sperging about milk why do i give a shit)
-dont you guys love this camera angle of all my chins???
-look guys im so quirky and funny showing half my face clean and half made-up!! now watch me use 67 makeup wipes trying to get this mess off
-we definitely had friends come over that im not naming bc PRIVACY and we totally played those card games i conveniently got today!! we had SUCH deep conversations so DEEP
-im ackhshtually thorughally feeling good about my blogmas OTHER vloggers do nothing too!!!
-BYEEEE
