CLEAN WITH ME LITERALLY | 12.15.2020 - Lynnmas Day 15- Islamic content, "Muh Health" , ALR gets out breath cleaning her Kitchen, and her sleeping schedule is finally "fixed".

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An epidural, eh? She had major fucking surgery and could only have spinal anesthesia because she's too fucking fat to go under general.


Obesity is frequently associated with challenges during anaesthesia. Following this, the use of regional anaesthetic techniques for obese patients is increasing in popularity as this offers distinct advantages over general anaesthesia for these patients. Regional anaesthesia (RA) offers several advantages when treating obese patients, including minimal airway intervention, less cardiopulmonary depression, improved postoperative analgesia4, 5, decreased opioid consumption, decreased postoperative nausea and vomiting (PONV) 5, 6, and therefore reduced post-anaesthesia care unit (PACU)7 and hospital length of stay5. Moreover, RA has been associated with improved postoperative analgesia5, particularly when long-acting local anaesthetics 8, or continuous peripheral nerve blocks9, are used. Despite these advantages, RA can be technically challenging in the obese. These challenges are related to difficulties in patient positioning, identifying the usual bony and muscular landmarks, and the depth of needle penetration2. However, the limitations of regional anaesthesia and the technical difficulties encountered with its use in obese patients must be carefully considered.
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Since Becky seems to practically live at Walmart, Amber should ask her to pick her up some minoxidil—the thinning at her hairline and temples is so bad that she's developed a widow's peak.
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Also, maybe it's a good thing she can't have kids. Imagine being an infant and being subjected to this:

 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
She 'said' she had major surgery. It's Big AL. Big AL LAHS
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I had never really bought into that theory until now, reasons behind it... Maybe.

But seeing her in this video, wasn't she supposed to have had a vertical incision for her hysterectomy? Would we really not see that pretty obviously in these tight clothes AND her massive weight gain much in the way you see the scaring in someone who had a c-section with the old fashioned vertical incision? I suppose maybe it would still be so "new" that its malleable enough to stretch I have no idea. Just makes me think.
 
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hank hill said:
So are the only things she knows about Becky that she’s gay, likes spongebob, and the 90s? It’s all extremely surface level.
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True that Amber knows Necky only on a surface level, but there really isn't much more to her. Becky is after all a fairly primitive life form - a redneck trailer trash semi-retarded parasitic subhuman lard blob.
 
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Listening to them discuss reading: "in book form" at the beginning of the video was sad and pathetic. As opposed to what? Reading the ingredients on a package of processed cheese?

Also, "it's about a girl who likes a girl" is an extremely reductive description and shows she probably doesn't actually know anything about it. She probably just heard it had lesbeens in it and because they're lesbeen everything they consume has to have lesbeens or they are not real lesbeens. You can't just enjoy something for the sake of enjoying it, it has to have lesbeens in it.

I would always, always encourage people to read as it's great brain exercise, but knowing these two they're probably going to look at the pretty pictures or stop 10 pages in because Spongebob is on TV so as usual, I have no faith in them.

Also AMBER I know you're reading this. As mentioned before, you're a fat fucking mong and that's why you hurt. Your epidoodal isn't the culprit, even a blind person accidentally reaching out and touching you to steady themselves would be able to come to the conclusion that you're planet sized and that's unhealthy. Let that sink in: even blind people have the capacity to know you're the size of a space shuttle and you don't. You're literally less aware than a blind person.
 
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Amber likes those card games because she likes inviting D&D over and witch cackle at the questions because tee hee ive fucked 2 people in this room and it makes her be the center of attention. She did that shit on Becky's bday when she exclaimed loudly how she wanted all 3 of them to answers who knows her best. Another reason for her to smirk and eye fuck destiny while Dana and Becky sit there like lumps.
 
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...she wanted all 3 of them to answers who knows her best. Another reason for her to smirk and eye fuck destiny while Dana and Becky sit there like lumps.
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Then screech and scream "BAAAAAAABE" when Becky says one of her one syllable words and then Dustbin baits the camera Hammo is pointing at her by saying something like "AYED LICK YUR FLAYAPS" and then she shrieks again, Becky looks uncomfortable and then Dana refuses to participate as usual because she just wants to leave.
 
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Squid Bitch said:
Since Becky seems to practically live at Walmart, Amber should ask her to pick her up some minoxidil—the thinning at her hairline and temples is so bad that she's developed a widow's peak.
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Single_Sock said:
She's always had a widow's peak
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Squid Bitch said:
Not like this, she hasn't. For comparison, this was her hairline just seven months ago in May:
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You can see how much further up her temples her hairline is now.
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If anything, I'd think she's using soot like Chantal, because this is what her hair looked like when she was with Krystle:
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And that ^ is more similar to what her hair looked like in today's video.
 
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If anything, I'd think she's using soot like Chantal, because this is what her hair looked like when she was with Krystle:
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And that ^ is more similar to what her hair looked like in today's video.
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I thought she was wearing Chantal soot in a recent video too. It looked like she had it smudged in the center of her forehead. Wouldn't be surprised really.
 
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marjoram said:
I thought she was wearing Chantal soot in a recent video too. It looked like she had it smudged in the center of her forehead. Wouldn't be surprised really.
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I fully approve of her using soot to cover it up instead of actually addressing the issues causing her hair loss. This will be much more fun for us as time goes on.
 
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Thumb Dumpster said:
Listening to them discuss reading: "in book form" at the beginning of the video was sad and pathetic. As opposed to what? Reading the ingredients on a package of processed cheese?

Also, "it's about a girl who likes a girl" is an extremely reductive description and shows she probably doesn't actually know anything about it. She probably just heard it had lesbeens in it and because they're lesbeen everything they consume has to have lesbeens or they are not real lesbeens. You can't just enjoy something for the sake of enjoying it, it has to have lesbeens in it.
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That and giving Becky all the rainbow-themed tchotchkes that look like the stuff that goes in the clearance bin at the front of Target after Pride Month is over just continues to cement my belief that Amberlynn is a situational lesbian (or perhaps a situation-type-deal-al lesbian).

She has:
1. zero knowledge of how functional, nontoxic relationships work due to her upbringing
2. no personality or sense of herself, never matured beyond middle or high school level and just tries on identities like outfits at the mall
3. a socioeconomic background that, if not for her YouTube bucks, would be condemning her to a much more meager and insecure lifestyle

For her, being a lesbian is "easy" and "safe." Gay women tend to be less sexually demanding than straight men. People like Becky can be bought off with money or plastic trinkets and will leave her alone otherwise. If she were trying to "keep" a man, he'd either be cheating on her nonstop or be demanding sex from her and getting angry or abusive if he didn't get it.

As a lesbian, she's not going to have a boyfriend coming home drunk one night, beating her up and raping her. She's not going to be in a situation where her partner is the primary breadwinner and decides one day to throw her out with no notice.

And she doesn't have to look deep inside her underdeveloped psyche to see who she is. She can just say, "I'm a lesbian!" and buy a bunch of rainbow merch.
 
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