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Where is the audio from the "WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY HAAAABLAHHGHBLAAHH" from? I remember it from a couple (few?) years ago but haven't been able to remember where it came from or been able to find it.
 
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Balthier said:
Where is the audio from the "WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY HAAAABLAHHGHBLAAHH" from? I remember it from a couple (few?) years ago but haven't been able to remember where it came from or been able to find it.
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I'm pretty sure it was on Cog's show.
 
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I have been mulling over the idea of starting a tabletop thing (probably 3.5 or 2ed D&D) of The Guntslinger. Not sure if anyone would be interested in joining in, playing either The Guntslinger himself; with his mamma's blackpowder Colt, Pantsu; the lovable, talking, ring-tailed Shetland pony, Adam Warski, a junkie lifted off of the streets of 1980's Mississauga, Bibble with no legs, Soph, who was found by the guntslinger wandering the desert or the stalwart custodian Shannon Allgood with his enchanted mop and pail. I have a feeling it could either be awesome or the most autistic thing I've ever GM'd.
 
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This is inspired by reading the mod nomination thread and the "bald men fight over a comb" sourpussery concerning who's the realer deal made me curious:

Who are the other lolcows you, dear Gunt Aylawwgs, follow on KF, and why? I mean, there's so many, you can't follow them all. I would love to discuss this with folks and see if there's an underlying thread going on as far as who follows what and why

Anyway, my quick list:

Jeremy Dewitte, pedo cop impersonator
Russhole "Shitlips" Greer, the musical genius
MovieBob, who was recently pwned by an inbred-looking dead fetus factory
The Quartering (occasionally...I just dip in and like clockwork, that googlyeyed fat smelly fuck has done something dumb)
PPP, the guy who keeps blocking Surfer in the shot
Lucas Werner (knowing Spokane, WA well, he holds a special place in my heart for me)
 
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Hello,

After lurking here for a while I have finally decided to yet further embrace my Autism and get an account. My first question is what has Ralph done in the past year that has launched him into the lolcow history books? I really don't want to read though multiple threads, some of which are thousands of pages long.

Here's what i've gotten so far, tell me if i've fucked up in any way. (I almost certinly have.)

1. Ralph divoresed his wife for a 18 year old girl with a mental disorder. He then proceeded to impregnate her with the demon baby.
2. Ralph and his childbride moved in with a lolicon woman. Ralph then wanted them to have a threesome, which resulted in said childbride escaping to her mental father.
3. Ralph posted revenge porn of the childbride, then got arrested and charged with revenge porn.

Anything else?
 
SouthernFox1968 said:
Hello,

After lurking here for a while I have finally decided to yet further embrace my Autism and get an account. My first question is what has Ralph done in the past year that has launched him into the lolcow history books? I really don't want to read though multiple threads, some of which are thousands of pages long.

Here's what i've gotten so far, tell me if i've fucked up in any way. (I almost certinly have.)

1. Ralph divoresed his wife for a 18 year old girl with a mental disorder. He then proceeded to impregnate her with the demon baby.
2. Ralph and his childbride moved in with a lolicon woman. Ralph then wanted them to have a threesome, which resulted in said childbride escaping to her mental father.
3. Ralph posted revenge porn of the childbride, then got arrested and charged with revenge porn.

Anything else?
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That's the meat of it but it keeps getting worse and Gunt keeps fucking up. THAT is what makes him a lolcow because his udders never cease to squirt milk.

His latest Gunt Fuckup can be seen in the thread about his arrest, he just lied and quadrupled his yearly income on his paperwork, solely to pwn the Aylawwgs, but it will fuck him in the ass come child support time. Fucking hilarious.
 
SouthernFox1968 said:
Hello,

After lurking here for a while I have finally decided to yet further embrace my Autism and get an account. My first question is what has Ralph done in the past year that has launched him into the lolcow history books? I really don't want to read though multiple threads, some of which are thousands of pages long.

Here's what i've gotten so far, tell me if i've fucked up in any way. (I almost certinly have.)

1. Ralph divoresed his wife for a 18 year old girl with a mental disorder. He then proceeded to impregnate her with the demon baby.
2. Ralph and his childbride moved in with a lolicon woman. Ralph then wanted them to have a threesome, which resulted in said childbride escaping to her mental father.
3. Ralph posted revenge porn of the childbride, then got arrested and charged with revenge porn.

Anything else?
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Flags down his detractors or people who stream snipe
Has incredibly thin skin and either challenges people to fights which never happen or calls people out on twitter
Periodic streams where he has a meltdown from anger or substances
 
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FM Bradley said:
Who are the other lolcows you, dear Gunt Aylawwgs, follow on KF, and why? I mean, there's so many, you can't follow them all. I would love to discuss this with folks and see if there's an underlying thread going on as far as who follows what and why
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moviebob sometimes because i dunno other people i know gave me a mild curiosity about him

zoe quinn because i like a true ralphamale see shes just kind of easy to shit on and beat down

baked alaska because hes an insane meth head with absolutely kino antics

formerly britbong because hes britbong

bethesda studios and todd howard for raping video games and being incompetent chuckle fucks

cdproject red for the same

chris chan because nostalgia

dsp sometimes because snorting and gout and his +9k bonus to luck is fucking hilarious and he created a giant vortex of autism around himself

mr enter because he actually successfully culled and humbled the non kiwi non ed trolls that went after him making him more chad than 90 percent of the subjects here

sargon of akkad because his spat against the imageboards and his run for office was the best thing in the entire world.

virgo rouge, because insanity and radioactive birthday cakes

shoe0nhead for being a spineless backstabbing cunt cuck

laura loomer because shes a rapist with bread pusssy

jim sterling because hes a danger hair diversity hire shit programmer apologist and because i used to watch spoony

tgwtg/channel awesome for being a total trainwreck including hiding a beloved martyr actually being a child rapist groomer
 
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How would you turn the killstream around? For fun lets expand it to multiple periods from the current era to the OG pillstream and earlier.
 
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How would you turn the killstream around? For fun lets expand it to multiple periods from the current era to the OG pillstream and earlier.
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Ralph goes to jail; Warski takes over with Gator as his sidekick. Weekly bloodsports debates like the good old days. Ralph calls in from jail once in a while, Andy makes prison rape jokes. It's a popular bit. A divisive ethot (e.g. Venti) will appear regularly and simps/thot patrol will argue endlessly. Other than that just sit back and go through all the oddball news items and collect superberries. Warski could make a modest living from his comfy island if he can keep his personal life under control and let the guests provide the controversy. It's too late for Ralph, he will be hounded by ayylawgs to the ends of the earth no matter how much he reforms himself.
 
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SouthernFox1968 said:
Anything else?
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  • live streamed andy and himself viewing and editing childporn.
  • did a hit and run when probably racing to the liquor store. When he was due in court, he got so drunk he passed out and left an image of Soph, a child , on stream and missed his court hearing the next day
  • ethin. ethin. are ya sober?
  • flagged down an innocent stream on stream.me and lied about it being stream.me's fault. Got called out by gym for the first time in ages and sulked like a bitch.
  • pretends to love his dying mother when in reality he shouts and her and tells her to eat a fuckin - call you an uber how about that
  • recorded cryan johnson when he was sobbing about his angel baby to the gunt to use as blackmail. The retarded aussie got drunk and shit talked the gunt on air so he deployed it
  • gave like $300 to gaytor so he can cover his rent and hovers it over his head like an axe but gaytor brought that upon himself
  • the one time someone tried to help him, he threatened and abused him on air while drunk (david from new jersey aka flamenco's intervention)
  • probably killed his brother, evan
  • probably killed cleo
  • due to the gunt kidnapping the child bride, her family's business was attacked and defaced with the sex tape. This is still the gunt's fault.
  • andy and a paypig played a prank on the gunt by throwing ice on him. Gunt tried to corner him to sexually/physically abuse him, causing andy to have a meltdown because it reminded him of the time some fat bitch babysitter sat on him when he was a kid
  • corralled his retarded paypigs to interact with that dumb doxville fight company, resulting in their personal information being scraped by xander, them and their families being doxed, and some of them being called by the californian terror himself. Claimed he didn't give a fawk and it's their own fault (which is true, if you paypig the gunt then you get what you deserve)
  • exists.
  • bonus fact: got bullied so hard in grade 6 that he ate paper and dropped out soon after. His childhood bully still laughs at him to this day
  • everyone at his school knew his mother and father were alcoholics
  • stuck his finger up faith's asshole then sniffed it.
 
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How does the gunt even drink Maker's? It's disgusting. Even with enough ice to give myself a brainfreeze. Should I pull a gunt and start mixing it in my mouth? Does that make it palpable?
 
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