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Poor Garbage Beggar, only having suicidal thoughts when she needs money.
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Poor Garbage Beggar, only having suicidal thoughts when she needs money.
What’s she supposed to do? Just go and get it herself? How will she spend her day shambling back and forth between McDonald’s and the hookah bar?Her mom probably forgot to pick up her script at CVS so now she’s in “withdrawal”
Maybe she thought if she just called herself an impoverished smol queer enby people would just throw money at her when she cries out for it.I can't. As someone who's worked in sales, I just can't with her. People don't buy shit because you need money. They buy shit because you convinced them they need it. Fucking hell, she makes me MATI
Small, in any sense or spelling of the word, is not a term that Marissa will ever qualify for.Maybe she thought if she just called herself an impoverished smol queer enby people would just throw money at her when she cries out for it.
Unfortunately that only works for furries and hot alternative chicks, of which Marissa is neither.
Her promotion is total shit. I see far more promotion of other people's shops (and her suicide baiting/ranting about no sales) than I do about her own stuff. It's like if Walmart was promoting Target. If she wants to boost other shops, she should get another Twitter and promote those there. Having her personal and business Twitter be the same thing is one of the dumbest moves she can do, besides suicide baiting. It's a big red flag to stay the fuck away from this crazy person. She's a step away from doxxing a real chargeback customer.I can't. As someone who's worked in sales, I just can't with her. People don't buy shit because you need money. They buy shit because you convinced them they need it. Fucking hell, she makes me MATI
I follow a lot of accounts for brands in my main beauty interest (which are mostly small, artisan brands). They entice you to buy by showing actual people wear the items, showing pictures of the packages waiting to be picked up by USPS (address side down), releasing a charity color and producing actual receipts of said charity donation post-campaign, announcing "wow! this was so popular it sold out! we'll get more out soon!" or, if it's super limited or has a hard to get component, run a capped preorder. And guess what? Even for the smaller brands, it works! (At least, as far as I know. Even if I don't buy it'll sure tempt me.) There's only one brand that I see saying "I don't make shit because of you fucks not buying enough from me," but that's a lolcow brand that I follow because it's known for that shit. (Incidentally, they also try to excuse that behavior because "muh autism.")Rabbie would have more luck just lying completely. "WOW the response to my leaf design was CRAZY! I promise I will be getting the packages out to you, and working to replenish the supply as soon as I can. If you can't wait, check out some other designs..." I mean, it's cliche but it's better than "OMG please for the love of GOD buy this or I will LITERALLY DIE"
WIIFM, Rabbie. This is what clients are always thinking when making a purchase. Google it.
Marissa's biggest issue is that she puts the bare minimum into everything.I think the frustrating thing about Marissa is that, in all fairness, she HAS done some legwork promoting. It may be very bare minimum (because she's just a bare minimum sort of gal, we knew that already), but she does put her stuff onto mockups, post at least some stuff trying to talk her product up, offer sales, and search the tags to link her stuff onto comment chains of people asking for small brands to self-promote.
THAT SAID, she undermines the small amount of stuff that she does do by just doubling down on the bad shit. Suicide baiting on main, looking desperate and unsuccessful and thereby deprecating the desirability of her items, trying to woo the tumblr crowd by shitting on large segments of her potential market, burying any half-decent designs in a sea of shitty ones because she's taking a 'throw everything at the wall and see what sticks' approach rather than curated collections, starting drama and soliciting randos completely unasked for.
She's cutting her own legs out from under her, but it's inevitable because cow's gonna cow. Just get a day job, Marissa, your flavor of borderline special needs people don't make for great entrepreneurs.