Mafia Lore the Thread - This could have been a Fango thread, dammit!

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Honestly dude I don't think anyone can record Mafia Lore 6. It's got four verses and four choruses, an insanely uneven number of bars per verse, and the number of syllables per bar varies wildly between verses. Here's a breakdown using this syllable counter to get the syllables per line and this line counter to count the bars:
Verse 1: 52 bars, 371 syllables, 4-9 syllables per bar
Verse 2: 22 bars, 158 syllables, 5-8 syllables per bar
Verse 3: 26 bars, 199 syllables, 7-11 syllables per bar
Verse 4: 17 bars, 129 syllables, 6-10 syllables per bar
Chorus: 8 bars, 34 syllables, 3-5 syllables per bar
Now compare that to the breakdown for Mafia Lore 3:
Verse 1: 16 bars, 100 syllables, 5-9 syllables per bar
Verse 2: 16 bars, 104 syllables, 4-8 syllables per bar
Verse 3: 16 bars, 94 syllables, 3-8 syllables per bar
Chorus: 8 bars, 40 syllables, 5 syllables per bar
When I went to record Mafia Lore 3 it only took me like three tries to find a perfect beat, because 3x 16-bar verses + 3x 8-bar choruses is a standard rap pattern that a lot of beats are written for. Since the range of syllables per bar was fairly small it was easy to figure out where I needed to stretch words out, say words faster, or throw in an extra word or two to even things out. I just heard the beat and knew exactly where the words should go.

I've tried at least 10 different beats for Mafia Lore 6 and none of them even come close to fitting it. I'm pretty sure nobody has ever written a rap beat that has 52 bars in the first verse, 22 bars in the second verse, 26 bars in the third verse, and 17 bars in the fourth verse. It's not something that can be fixed by just rapping faster or looping the verse instrumental a second time either — the number of bars per verse is way too uneven, and the crazy range of syllables per bar would make it hard to rap even if the number of bars was completely even.

Basically there's no way anyone can properly record Mafia Lore 6 unless you get a god-tier hip hop musician to write a custom beat that fits it OR you cut down the lyrics to fit a more standard rap pattern. Three verses with 16 bars each is the most common, but some raps use 20/24/28/32 bars for some (or all) of their verses too. If you have any more verses or bars than that, it'll be really hard to find a beat that fits your song.

That said, I took a stab at rewriting Mafia Lore 6 to fit a dank beat I found with a 16 / 24 / 24 bar verse pattern:
Verse 1 (16 bars)
big tits nerdy bitch
buying you nintendo switch
so you must think im so careful
im not letting you walk barefoot

sticking sticky cock in you
zero condoms on me boo
when i finish youll get pregnant
our son he will be a tenant

he will live a life of sadness
no painkillers equals madness
madness equals to asylum
in minecraft producing iron

ore and gold and diamond swords
paying taxes to my lords
bitch you better show respect
or your nose is getting wrecked

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks

Verse 2 (24 bars)
your pussy is getting minced
fucking women ever since
i was born out of the womb
visiting dead peoples tomb

show respect and bring some flowers
some junkies injecting downers
dying due to overdose
bitch im breaking up your nose

bone fracture and mortal smash
so many whores give me rash
on my dick so i must heal
got my gang TVs to steal

butcher shop is getting stronger
i can have mad sex no longer
my dick's gettin' way too dirty
bitches I'm not even thirty

one day I will be a father
my sons will be strongmen mobsters
mafia we're robbing cars
one day we'll be counting stars

diamonds in the sky I see
all this money is for me
put it in my money bag
so I'll be the world's best dad

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks

Verse 3 (24 bars)
we are going on a heist
get ourselves some suits so nice
then we'll rob some banks and stores
get some golden chains for whores

when i say whores i mean wives
spread their legs for all their lives
im a pimp i own a brothel
my hoes say my dick collosal

gangster shooting nigger bitches
driving cars now rags to riches
drove a pinto now a ford
things will go to my accord

drifting smooth just like a Honda
stacking paper getting stronger
fuck Bill Gates, his billion dollars
we the serbs are real bad brawlers

we will knock you down and up
crushing skulls and smashing cunts
Bill Gates is a fucking pussy
his wife tried to give me tushy

I said no bitch give me head
while I shoot your husband dead
capped his ass with my new gun
and blast Melinda's throat with cum

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks
If you give it your Don Mafinello stamp of approval I can record it, or you can do your own edit to trim the song down to a 16 / 24 / 24 pattern and I can record that. I definitely can't record the original version, and I'm willing to bet that everyone else who tried gave up because they ran into the same problem that I did. The rap world just isn't prepared for such complex arrangements of bars my dude.

tl;dr
mafia lore 6 mafia lore 6
can't rap shit unless the beat fits
mafia lore 6 mafia lore 6
cut the words down like butcher's beef tips
 
So far only 20% of the artists are female so I feel like they're underrepresented. Speaking of, @Pineapple Fox, you're taking your time, lol.

That gives me an idea for your next track, how about something with two vocalists, male and female, where they rap about the breakup?
Yes, apologies, I am moving and I am low on time and packed all my recording stuff up. I can probably get to it sometime next week if its still needed!
 
Honestly dude I don't think anyone can record Mafia Lore 6. It's got four verses and four choruses, an insanely uneven number of bars per verse, and the number of syllables per bar varies wildly between verses. Here's a breakdown using this syllable counter to get the syllables per line and this line counter to count the bars:
Verse 1: 52 bars, 371 syllables, 4-9 syllables per bar
Verse 2: 22 bars, 158 syllables, 5-8 syllables per bar
Verse 3: 26 bars, 199 syllables, 7-11 syllables per bar
Verse 4: 17 bars, 129 syllables, 6-10 syllables per bar
Chorus: 8 bars, 34 syllables, 3-5 syllables per bar
Now compare that to the breakdown for Mafia Lore 3:
Verse 1: 16 bars, 100 syllables, 5-9 syllables per bar
Verse 2: 16 bars, 104 syllables, 4-8 syllables per bar
Verse 3: 16 bars, 94 syllables, 3-8 syllables per bar
Chorus: 8 bars, 40 syllables, 5 syllables per bar
When I went to record Mafia Lore 3 it only took me like three tries to find a perfect beat, because 3x 16-bar verses + 3x 8-bar choruses is a standard rap pattern that a lot of beats are written for. Since the range of syllables per bar was fairly small it was easy to figure out where I needed to stretch words out, say words faster, or throw in an extra word or two to even things out. I just heard the beat and knew exactly where the words should go.

I've tried at least 10 different beats for Mafia Lore 6 and none of them even come close to fitting it. I'm pretty sure nobody has ever written a rap beat that has 52 bars in the first verse, 22 bars in the second verse, 26 bars in the third verse, and 17 bars in the fourth verse. It's not something that can be fixed by just rapping faster or looping the verse instrumental a second time either — the number of bars per verse is way too uneven, and the crazy range of syllables per bar would make it hard to rap even if the number of bars was completely even.

Basically there's no way anyone can properly record Mafia Lore 6 unless you get a god-tier hip hop musician to write a custom beat that fits it OR you cut down the lyrics to fit a more standard rap pattern. Three verses with 16 bars each is the most common, but some raps use 20/24/28/32 bars for some (or all) of their verses too. If you have any more verses or bars than that, it'll be really hard to find a beat that fits your song.

That said, I took a stab at rewriting Mafia Lore 6 to fit a dank beat I found with a 16 / 24 / 24 bar verse pattern:
Verse 1 (16 bars)
big tits nerdy bitch
buying you nintendo switch
so you must think im so careful
im not letting you walk barefoot

sticking sticky cock in you
zero condoms on me boo
when i finish youll get pregnant
our son he will be a tenant

he will live a life of sadness
no painkillers equals madness
madness equals to asylum
in minecraft producing iron

ore and gold and diamond swords
paying taxes to my lords
bitch you better show respect
or your nose is getting wrecked

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks

Verse 2 (24 bars)
your pussy is getting minced
fucking women ever since
i was born out of the womb
visiting dead peoples tomb

show respect and bring some flowers
some junkies injecting downers
dying due to overdose
bitch im breaking up your nose

bone fracture and mortal smash
so many whores give me rash
on my dick so i must heal
got my gang TVs to steal

butcher shop is getting stronger
i can have mad sex no longer
my dick's gettin' way too dirty
bitches I'm not even thirty

one day I will be a father
my sons will be strongmen mobsters
mafia we're robbing cars
one day we'll be counting stars

diamonds in the sky I see
all this money is for me
put it in my money bag
so I'll be the world's best dad

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks

Verse 3 (24 bars)
we are going on a heist
get ourselves some suits so nice
then we'll rob some banks and stores
get some golden chains for whores

when i say whores i mean wives
spread their legs for all their lives
im a pimp i own a brothel
my hoes say my dick collosal

gangster shooting nigger bitches
driving cars now rags to riches
drove a pinto now a ford
things will go to my accord

drifting smooth just like a Honda
stacking paper getting stronger
fuck Bill Gates, his billion dollars
we the serbs are real bad brawlers

we will knock you down and up
crushing skulls and smashing cunts
Bill Gates is a fucking pussy
his wife tried to give me tushy

I said no bitch give me head
while I shoot your husband dead
capped his ass with my new gun
and blast Melinda's throat with cum

Chorus (8 bars)
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
hoes come on
and show your tits
mafia lore 6
mafia lore 6
guys lets all
pull out our pricks
If you give it your Don Mafinello stamp of approval I can record it, or you can do your own edit to trim the song down to a 16 / 24 / 24 pattern and I can record that. I definitely can't record the original version, and I'm willing to bet that everyone else who tried gave up because they ran into the same problem that I did. The rap world just isn't prepared for such complex arrangements of bars my dude.

tl;dr
mafia lore 6 mafia lore 6
can't rap shit unless the beat fits
mafia lore 6 mafia lore 6
cut the words down like butcher's beef tips
thanks for the great analysis but comon man raping is not that hard you just put music on and read the words or sing what bars are these about i think its too much overthinking the music got to be spontaneous otherwise managers will destroy it. i think its just put any beat on and read the words. i mean your cut is nice but i wanted mafia lore 7 to be 20-25% longer than mafia lore 6 how would then 7 be recorded if 6 isnt possible. OR MAYBE i should release it in mafia lore 7 volume 1 and volume 2. 1+1 volume=2 volumes.
let the woman try to do it if she cant we will do the butchers edition. thanks once again.
 
thanks for the great analysis but comon man raping is not that hard you just put music on and read the words or sing what bars are these about i think its too much overthinking the music got to be spontaneous otherwise managers will destroy it. i think its just put any beat on and read the words. i mean your cut is nice but i wanted mafia lore 7 to be 20-25% longer than mafia lore 6 how would then 7 be recorded if 6 isnt possible. OR MAYBE i should release it in mafia lore 7 volume 1 and volume 2. 1+1 volume=2 volumes.
let the woman try to do it if she cant we will do the butchers edition. thanks once again.
Yes, agreed. Rapping shouldn't be analyzed super hard or made perfectly, it should just be hood mafia style.
Also to Spedestrian, I postponed that shit because of laziness, not because of the rap pattern.
 
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