Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[internet observer]

New video, not super big on Sylvie being his Valentine, should've been the frog.

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It's like some weird family portrait where you're not sure who's who.

e2:

second upload. That poor voice actor trying to cram all those words to fit the melody at the end is kinda funny.

 

[Puddleduck]

New video, not super big on Sylvie being his Valentine, should've been the frog.

Wogglebug is a pedo = confirmed

e2:

second upload. That poor voice actor trying to cram all those words to fit the melody at the end is kinda funny.

Wogglebug is the result of horrific Nazi experiments = confirmed

 

[Red Dragon]

The rain dance in the seasons video is F A B U L O U S . It's content like this that makes this thread my favorite.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

New video, not super big on Sylvie being his Valentine, should've been the frog.

Is it just me or does it sound like Wogglebug says "I also mate with my good friend Father Time in secret"?
Also, once again, nudity on full display at 1min50s, Cynthia, how do you manage to fuck this up. Every. Single. FUCKING. Time?!
Next scene, dialogue is drowned out by birds and nature sounds. The audio then cuts out right during a bird's chirping. How hard is it to check sound levels and fade background audio out before cutting?

When it cuts to the girls swimming, there is this frame visible for a second:

I like how Sylvie is establishing dominance by doing the T-pose, this also soothes one of my bigger fears when I saw that scene for the first time. At least with this animation error, we know they wear swimsuits. With Cynthia, I would not have been surprised if both had been swimming nakedly, while the Ogglebug oggles.

And while we're at the whole animation-business, do not use the same movements for several characters like in that "we like to jump in the leaves" scene. It looks really. Really. REALLY. Bad. Use different jump animations for every character. It'll be about 5 minutes more work and look a lot better. The fact that you cut corners in such a tiny way shows how little of a shit you give about the quality of the product.

"She invites me to try this with her, I'm a little nervous at first, but she takes my hand and then we have a lot of fun."
Wogglebug is getting groomed, seems like.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I need someone to hold me...

 

[ASoulMan]

New video, not super big on Sylvie being his Valentine, should've been the frog.

e:
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It's like some weird family portrait where you're not sure who's who.

e2:

second upload. That poor voice actor trying to cram all those words to fit the melody at the end is kinda funny.

I like how the melody in the last video keeps adding more words as it goes on. Wogglebug is just talking extremely fast by the end of it.

 

[Sam Losco]

Is it just me or does it sound like Wogglebug says "I also mate with my good friend Father Time in secret"?
Also, once again, nudity on full display at 1min50s, Cynthia, how do you manage to fuck this up. Every. Single. FUCKING. Time?!
Next scene, dialogue is drowned out by birds and nature sounds. The audio then cuts out right during a bird's chirping. How hard is it to check sound levels and fade background audio out before cutting?

When it cuts to the girls swimming, there is this frame visible for a second:
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I like how Sylvie is establishing dominance by doing the T-pose, this also soothes one of my bigger fears when I saw that scene for the first time. At least with this animation error, we know they wear swimsuits. With Cynthia, I would not have been surprised if both had been swimming nakedly, while the Ogglebug oggles.

And while we're at the whole animation-business, do not use the same movements for several characters like in that "we like to jump in the leaves" scene. It looks really. Really. REALLY. Bad. Use different jump animations for every character. It'll be about 5 minutes more work and look a lot better. The fact that you cut corners in such a tiny way shows how little of a shit you give about the quality of the product.

"She invites me to try this with her, I'm a little nervous at first, but she takes my hand and then we have a lot of fun."
Wogglebug is getting groomed, seems like.

Are they T-posing or does Woggle have them on crosses in the water for some sadistic torture? He looks pretty pleased with himself.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Are they T-posing or does Woggle have them on crosses in the water for some sadistic torture? He looks pretty pleased with himself.

About a frame or two after the T-pose, the animation starts and the kids start flailing in the water, while Wogglebug drones on about how much he enjoys watching them swim. It's rather horrifying, but at least the glitch shows us they weren't skinny dipping - cause that would be some FBI-worthy shit right there.

 

[TurboNAS]

RomanesEuntDomus already hit the high points but I want to second the things they noticed. The sweet perky tiddies on the March bug, the speaker shattering nature sounds and teleporting bird in the next scene. I also loved the big bird on hydraulic lifts flying through absolute void.

Near the end everyone blinks at the same time while Woggie rambles on. It’s unsettling.

Overall the video is short and has a focused lesson. It’s an improvement.

 

[Loona]

From 1:56 to 2:20, hearing and understanding the Wogglebug is way more difficult than it needs to be.
Cynthia, do you even watch your videos after you make them?

 

[Puddleduck]

At least there's more animation in the latest one, the characters aren't standing motionless apart from their mouths. She's learning!

 

[Picklechu]

From 1:56 to 2:20, hearing and understanding the Wogglebug is way more difficult than it needs to be.
Cynthia, do you even watch your videos after you make them?

She does, but she's too busy masturbating to notice.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Father Time looks like he wants to take a can of Raid to Wogglewhatsit.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The rain dance in the seasons video is F A B U L O U S . It's content like this that makes this thread my favorite.

The clipping of the umbrella through Sylvie as she spazzes about is gold.

At least there's more animation in the latest one, the characters aren't standing motionless apart from their mouths. She's learning!

Well they're moving about some of the time. When Woggie is just doing the Dance of Exposition as he so often does nobody else seems to be able to move. Or do much. It's like Cynthia can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Yesterday I was watching some Rifftrax and they happened to run The Wonderful Land of Oz, an extremely low budget live action film from 1969. One of the characters is Cynthia’s much beloved Wogglebug. He looked like this, and it’s still a far cry better than Cynthia’s Woggy could ever achieve.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yesterday I was watching some Rifftrax and they happened to run The Wonderful Land of Oz, an extremely low budget live action film from 1969. One of the characters is Cynthia’s much beloved Wogglebug. He looked like this, and it’s still a far cry better than Cynthia’s Woggy could ever achieve.
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Well, at least he's not singing, I guess.

 

[Picklechu]

This is the longest she's gone for awhile without tarding out and/or spending her mother's money on something stupid.

Looks like Nintendo finally got her.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yesterday I was watching some Rifftrax and they happened to run The Wonderful Land of Oz, an extremely low budget live action film from 1969. One of the characters is Cynthia’s much beloved Wogglebug. He looked like this, and it’s still a far cry better than Cynthia’s Woggy could ever achieve.
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Holy shit, that version of Woggie looks like something right out of Robot Chicken getting kicked in the nuts with the google-eyes and gaping maw. Without those tiny antennae you'd never be able to tell that it was a bug at all.

Have to admit it, even Cynthia's wogglebug looks better.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Damn, too bad I couldnt have gotten a physical DVD before Christmas to give as stocking stuffers to all my friends! Ah well, I might be able to next year!

 

[Deadpool]

Damn, too bad I couldnt have gotten a physical DVD before Christmas to give as stocking stuffers to all my friends! Ah well, I might be able to next year!

Do you hate your friends that much?

Edit: Holy fuck @WogglebugLover put a bra on before you film yourself. No one wants to see your gross saggy tits.