Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

It's the same shit with everyone else he lashes out at.

He doesn't hate them because of any crimes (real or imagined by him), but because they made him mad.

Social Repose's "crime" was cheating on Jaclyn Glenn and banging groupies. Onion is actually mad because she was going to marry him and not Greg.

Repzion's "crime" was fundraising to pay for a lawyer against Water Brain in court. Repzion used it to pay said fees, and the remainder was used to his liking, which is within the rules laid out in the fundraising site. Grog is big mad that he made Repzion lots of money instead of bankrupting him.

Jaclyn Glenn's "crime" was not collaborating with him once she found out about him, and daring to get a boob job and not fuck him. He's also upset that she would call him out for exploiting and harassing Eugenia Cooney.

Blaire White's crime is making Grunt's pee-pee both confused and hard

Shane Dawson's crime is being a creep and a weirdo faggot, but there is zero proof (AFAIK) that he touched or groomed kids. Greg is really mad that Shane didn't want his deformed dick and didn't let Grunt leech off his YouTube fame.

Daddy Onion's "crime" is not treating his son as a Golden Child like his ex-wife Crazy Tami did.

His exes all committed the "crime" of waking the fuck up and leaving him.
Yeah, he's just an angry little man who knows he's powerless to do anything now. He gets angry at people who he thinks ''wronged him'' by not acting like his pets and bending over backwards to please him. That's why he has nothing and nobody believes him.

He's just bitter and alone, and he knows it. That's why he tries so damn hard all day every day.
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".



For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
Jesus honestly the fact its just him TALKING when I kept actually expecting SOME kind of attempt at???? Lyrically composing a bridge or a bar of rhyme? Like the shitty fucking snare beat and violin was better than him being so. Fucking. Awkward with gaps and pauses.

Do it greg please just an hero yourself. There are other lolcows to move onto- you're not that special. You just make me laugh at the moment but so does every other fuckin lolcow here on this site.
 
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He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
Tinfoil hat? No, no, this is a tinfoil fashion statement. I wholeheartedly believe this is directed towards Taylor. He needs her to feel guilty about doing well without him, needs her to be concerned and scared for him without her instead of reflecting on her own garbage life with him.
Furthermore, I somewhat believe Greg has been message-bombing her the same way he did with Adrienne (and everyone else in his life who doesn’t give him enough attention) and she has either not been responding or responding very sparsely. That’s why he feels the need to write this suicide threat song for her, this time not as a creepy little gift but a desperate attempt to force her to respond. He can’t vague post towards her on Twitter for the same reason he was so clammed up about her while she was still there, probably worried it could be considered in court as harassment when he knows she already has a strong case against him if she chooses.

She’s getting older, Greerg. She’s falling for your shit less and less. You’ve probably threatened suicide to her so many times she’s numb to it, and now she’s (likely) with her family who’s able to stop her from interacting with you. Everybody’s turning against you, and it’s gonna be worse when the documentary comes out.

Christmas is looking lovely this year 😘
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
Let's hope he follows through with it this time
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
I hate that he has such expensive equipment and software, to make literal shit music. Like fuck off dude youre not even trying to learn how to use this stuff properly.
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
where did he post this to exactly?
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
Greg really just ripped off basically the entire intro to "The Sweater Song" by Weezer minus the edgy suicide shit. His retardation isn't even original.

Also, you're 35 Greg. Stop being immature on the internet and go take care of your kids.
 
His discord.
Trying to get his discord fans to harass the poopyheads on Onision’s meanlist like he did with Skye? It’s too late, the documentary is already made and what’s going to be said will be said. He’s so desperate to have anyone on his side it’s hilarious.
 
Trying to get his discord fans to harass the poopyheads on Onision’s meanlist like he did with Skye? It’s too late, the documentary is already made and what’s going to be said will be said. He’s so desperate to have anyone on his side it’s hilarious.
No kidding. It seems the only person who even remotely gives a fuck (at least somewhat openly) is McFly. I remember a voice chat, I think two voice chats ago, she banned someone because she heard them call him a retard (I didn't hear it, he didn't hear it, the rest of the chat was like 'huh?', only McFly heard it). I like to think those who remain are just people hanging out for shits and giggles, waiting on his next splerge-out.
 
I sure do miss a lot when I'm at my full-time job where I make a steady income. Hi, NotGreg.

I don't think he even realizes that it doesn't matter whether it's actually him or not. It's just funny watching each and every new white knight break down in a frothy, veiny rage as soon as they're called Greg. If we called you James would it hurt less? Not happening. No one here believes you because you're so bad at fabricating evidence you're caught instantly.

You do know that just because your house is locked up in a trust, you're still liable for paying taxes on it right? Can't wait for the IRS to find out you're trying to defraud them. Again.
 
I just got it. I know why this fucker simultaneously enrages me and yet makes me laugh hysterically. I know why I can't look away from the train wreck. Greg reminds me of my first lolcow, (albeit a destitute and socially unsuccessful one in comparison.) He's a poor man's David Miscavige. Short, with delusions of grandeur, and he tears families apart when he feels slighted in any way.
 
He posted a song.

*Edited to add that he titled it "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

View attachment 1797515

For those who'd rather not listen to 2:42 seconds of literally him just talking over a beat and some violins then transitioning to some terrible autotuned mess I wrote out the lyrics:

*violins and some shit for like, 20 seconds or so*

Oh hey what’s up?
You doing good? Cool.
Oh um, what am I doing today uh…
I’m probably gonna slit my wrists.
Yeah.
I’m probably gonna put a plastic bag over my head and wait for sweet death to take me.
I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll hang myself…
You going to that party later on?
Oh no I – I probably won’t be there.
‘Cause I’m gonna slit my wrists.

*cue violin music break*

You look really pretty in that dress.
Your smile is so awesome.
Yeah I’m probably gonna kill myself.
But I hope you have a good day.
Maybe drowning.
I hear freezing is the best feeling.
I should go jump in a frozen lake.
You know...
‘Cause I wanna die.

*more violins and some weak beat*

Hahaha heh am I depressed?
I don’t know I mean…
I just don’t really see the point of anything.
So I was just wondering why I don’t just

*cue autotuned singing*

Slit my wrists.
Cut my throat.
Hang myself
With a rope.
Put a gun
In my mouth.
I don’t know.
And pull the trigger.

*piano*

*gun cocks*

*gunshot*

*thud*
Saving the song so when he an heros I'll be the first to post it.
 
Tinfoil hat? No, no, this is a tinfoil fashion statement. I wholeheartedly believe this is directed towards Taylor. He needs her to feel guilty about doing well without him, needs her to be concerned and scared for him without her instead of reflecting on her own garbage life with him.
Furthermore, I somewhat believe Greg has been message-bombing her the same way he did with Adrienne (and everyone else in his life who doesn’t give him enough attention) and she has either not been responding or responding very sparsely. That’s why he feels the need to write this suicide threat song for her, this time not as a creepy little gift but a desperate attempt to force her to respond. He can’t vague post towards her on Twitter for the same reason he was so clammed up about her while she was still there, probably worried it could be considered in court as harassment when he knows she already has a strong case against him if she chooses.

She’s getting older, Greerg. She’s falling for your shit less and less. You’ve probably threatened suicide to her so many times she’s numb to it, and now she’s (likely) with her family who’s able to stop her from interacting with you. Everybody’s turning against you, and it’s gonna be worse when the documentary comes out.

Christmas is looking lovely this year 😘
To top off that tinfoil outfit, I wanted to ask: Didn't Greg play a song over the phone for one of his exes to guilt them before? Or just to show them a song? Idk, it was fucking creepy so I guess that's why I'm relating the two. I can't be assed to look back right now, but I'd like to second that tinfoil and raise you a moti note to Greg.

Dear Gregory Gaping Asshole,

You're a balding, fat and ugly midget with the most squeaky, queer, chalkboard voice on the planet. Your songs induce aneurysms, you have the creative intelligence of a 2edgy4lyfe weeb's cum-sock, and you're a perfect example of that one kid who had no talent in school, but everyone was too afraid to say anything so instead they clapped and inflated his ego. Now he still makes ringtones in 2020, owns a sex doll, fucks himself for cash, all while abusing his family and children. What an ALPHA amiright?!

Your pathetic attempts to guilt Lainey are transparently retarded, and they'll also come to bite you in the ass no doubt. Its more tangible evidence that you're a manipulative narcissist who wants nothing more than control. Yenno, Eugenia probably starves herself to gain some semblance of control over her warped sense of life, maybe you should try it out, fatty. Bond over it.

Nah, I'm kidding. You should take the easy way out already and save your family the gut-wretching trouble of knowing you're still alive. Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Down every single pill in the cabinet for a forever-nap. Hang yourself, drown yourself, light yourself on fire. I promise you, everyone couldn't care less how, but are dying to know when. Truly, I'm rooting for a debut of your death on the news before February. It'd be a shame to have Washington's tax dollars wasted on your very long prison sentence.

P. S. The baiting suicide is not only manipulation, its lying, Mr. Honesty.
 
Tinfoil hat? No, no, this is a tinfoil fashion statement. I wholeheartedly believe this is directed towards Taylor. He needs her to feel guilty about doing well without him, needs her to be concerned and scared for him without her instead of reflecting on her own garbage life with him.
Furthermore, I somewhat believe Greg has been message-bombing her the same way he did with Adrienne (and everyone else in his life who doesn’t give him enough attention) and she has either not been responding or responding very sparsely. That’s why he feels the need to write this suicide threat song for her, this time not as a creepy little gift but a desperate attempt to force her to respond. He can’t vague post towards her on Twitter for the same reason he was so clammed up about her while she was still there, probably worried it could be considered in court as harassment when he knows she already has a strong case against him if she chooses.

She’s getting older, Greerg. She’s falling for your shit less and less. You’ve probably threatened suicide to her so many times she’s numb to it, and now she’s (likely) with her family who’s able to stop her from interacting with you. Everybody’s turning against you, and it’s gonna be worse when the documentary comes out.

Christmas is looking lovely this year 😘
Grug hanging from a tree just brightens up the holidays
 
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Is he high
 
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