The Sektur's Senate - Meta thread. Previously JCaesar's Senate.

[Mage]

Can we hear the campaign platforms of all the candidates? Which of the nominees are interested in taking on this enormous responsibility?

Whenever there's laughs to be found, I'll provide it.
And I promise to be one of the Demon Baby's most devoted posters if I'm elected Janny.

P.S. - Make sure you vote by mail.

 

[ElAbominacion]

I hereby nominate:

@PhoBingas

@Haru Okumura

and @Sriracha

for the dubious honor of tending to this pigsty.
Additionally, I think giving @Perspicacity mod powers over the Gunt subforum is a mistake, since he shat it up for 20+ pages on a thread about the lawsuit.

Edit: @BOLDYSPICY! is also a great candidate but she has requested not to be nominated so. Just avoid the people worshipping PPP or hating too hard on the Gunt.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

And I thought you all were my friends.

 

[Spectre_06]

Can we hear the campaign platforms of all the candidates? Which of the nominees are interested in taking on this enormous responsibility?

As chief Rackets Janny I'm sure I will be hearing from Rackets when he finally gets tired of Gator and Ralph bitching at him because of what's being said here, which means I will post it post haste for asspats.

Then again, I'd do that anyways, so I guess the only upgrade is that it'd probably happen a bit more...?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

As chief Rackets Janny I'm sure I will be hearing from Rackets when he finally gets tired of Gator and Ralph bitching at him because of what's being said here, which means I will post it post haste for asspats.

Then again, I'd do that anyways, so I guess the only upgrade is that it'd probably happen a bit more...?

Whatever, I demand a rap battle from the top candidates to earn the position.

 

[Spectre_06]

Whatever, I demand a rap battle from the top candidates to earn the position.

I'm out. I'm white as hell.

 

[AltisticRight]

First choice: @Haru Okumura
Posts mostly content that's on topic, and of value. Doesn't engage in shit flinging with retards and doesn't take the bait.
But nool doesn't like them anime avarz.

The rest:
@PhoBingas @Vetti @High Tea @Sriracha
@Crystal Golem

I won't nominate spectre or Dunn for obvious reasons.

 

[Spectre_06]

I won't nominate spectre or Dunn for obvious reasons.

I wasn't under any impression people actually wanted me to run this shit. I mean I'm not joking, I'd keep shitposting period, and probably be incredibly hands-off except when it came to cracking down on gimmick accounts.

Because gimmick accounts are less than deathfats in terms of people.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wasn't under any impression people actually wanted me to run this shit. I mean I'm not joking, I'd keep shitposting period, and probably be incredibly hands-off except when it came to cracking down on gimmick accounts.

Because gimmick accounts are less than deathfats in terms of people.

No offence, but when you're in the same thread as Bryan Dunn, the entire thing just turns into an autistic bitch fight about yourselves. Not something I care about since I just ignore it.

What plays in your favour is experience, and you're self-aware enough as Rekeita's janny, so who knows? It could work out. I don't necessarily think being "on top of things" and a common poster correlates with moderation ability, but it does show disposable time, which a moderator of this board must have since the chances of Ralph fucking up again is 100%, summoning numerous posts and threads.

Oh, and the only thing I'm not aware of is some... discord or whatever group? What good on this Earth ever came out of Discord? Cmon, we're more tuned in than anyone, uninstall that shit.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I am an innocent boy but i would probably do a bad job of moderation

 

[Lame Entropy]

I don't think it should be anyone that's had contact with the Gunt. You're contaminated once you've touched the shit.
No one that's known outside of the forum either. That's just asking for off platform shit slinging to be brought back home.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I think we should nominate the following individuals these people have the perfect amount of autism to handle the task.
- Dispatch
- @Bryan Dunn
- @Spectre_06
- @adezero

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

@BOLDYSPICY! seems pretty organized and level headed. I'll nominate her.

After recapping all those killstreams means she might not want the job though.

Especially since she puts (used to put?) in the extra work to watch the streams and type recap, therefore keeping written record and transcribing the lulz. She sacrificed time and brain cells for us lowly kiwi fags.

 

[ajax]

I nominate @Elric of Melnibone / Genius Anus for super moderator.

 

[Spectre_06]

No offence, but when you're in the same thread as Bryan Dunn, the entire thing just turns into an autistic bitch fight about yourselves. Not something I care about since I just ignore it.

I ignore it as well. Then again Bryan's socking again but he's staying out of obvious threads we'll catch him in, and it seems he's trying to do stupid shit on Discord with some kind of voice modulator. He'll be back eventually, we all know it. Until then, enjoy the lack of his 'tism.

What plays in your favour is experience, and you're self-aware enough as Rekeita's janny, so who knows? It could work out. I don't necessarily think being "on top of things" and a common poster correlates with moderation ability, but it does show disposable time, which a moderator of this board must have since the chances of Ralph fucking up again is 100%, summoning numerous posts and threads.

I don't keep up too much with Ralph, but I do have the time at the moment, I admit. I could moderate, but as I said I tend to be a bit hands-off as a moderator and I really don't give a shit unless it's a significant derailment or rule-breaking.

Also, being self-aware is always a good thing. I can roll with the punches with little problem. I can take criticism. I've certainly noticed some on this board can't seem to do that, though.

Oh, and the only thing I'm not aware of is some... discord or whatever group? What good on this Earth ever came out of Discord? Cmon, we're more tuned in than anyone, uninstall that shit.

I dunno' what you're talking about here, honestly.

 

[LurkTrawl]

rule of thumb

You might not want to use that particular turn of phrase in the Gunt board, given his proclivities. I also nominate you for janny for what it's worth. If not Boldy then I also nominate @Love_Machine011 since they seem to have a level-ish take on things.

 

[AnOminous]

I dunno' what you're talking about here, honestly.

Discord is for trannies and gay ops and gay ops by trannies.

Also nool specifically asked for warnings if people used Discord.

Additionally, name and shame people who are discord/private PM fags so I know not to mod them.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

@Sam Losco is probably the best choice. Followed by @PhoBingas or @MeltyTW Perhaps.

Edit: @BOLDYSPICY! would be a prime candidate but sort of violates the criteria Null put forth

 

[The Qbe]

I shall cast my vote for Zidan @Goku 1000000 O

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Let it be known that *I*, Nathaniel S. Higgerstein III, nominate, endorse and fully support the fellow autistics:

1. @Sam Losco, for having a lot of dedication as well as a Jack Nicholson avatar, even though his anus-guarding of leaky anus was quite annoying.
2. @BOLDYSPICY!, because anyone who has the patience to sit through the killstream and write a recap of it for free, might as well do janitorial services for free lol.
3. @Gustav Schuchardt, because I enjoy his spergy posts, even though I frequently skip lines and think he is a greasy jew.

There you have it, folks. Remember to vote for the people *I* said or we'll all end up in concentration camps, forced to watch the gunt sex tape over and over again.