Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

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Why would Kamala vacate her Senate seat? There's still stuff to vote on before inaugeration.

And Joe is very visible. He just got a covid vaccine today.

Anyone who believes Q is legit retarded. Not exaggerating, you'd have to be legit retarded to believe that.
 
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I think I'm the first person in history to actually feel bad for the IRS.

I hope he's self employed (or likley unemployed), because I do not envy the HR Dept employee who has to tell him he can't just "opt out" of payroll withholding.

Yes I know you can technically file "exempt" in section 7, but doing this when you aren't actually exempt is basically phoning the IRS and saying "One Audit Please"

Late edit: For those non Americans here, or those who just let fuckin Turbo Tax do your taxes every year, the exemption in section 7 has 2 fairly binary qualifiers in order to mark yourself as exempt from withholdings. Those two questions are "Did you have any taxable income last year" and "Do you expect to have any taxable income this year". You need to be able to say No to both. Needless to say, it doesn't take a PHD in math to figure out you can't just lie on that and expect it to work.
 
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I think I'm the first person in history to actually feel bad for the IRS.
A close family friend of my folks was high up at the IRS. The stories are exactly what you'd expect. People coming into audits with 100 pages they printed off wingnut.freedom.biz ready to debate their way out of paying taxes, fat rednecks showing up in all camo to the lobby in some autistic protest until they find out the hard way the FBI has shared office space in the building, guys who declared their rural abode a sovereign nation, etc. He was a pretty intimidating guy, two tours in Nam so they always sent him to deal with the hard asses. I always pry him for new wingnut stories when I see him. My favorite so far is the guy who told them something to the effect of "if the government wants to cease my property they are welcome to try," with a threatening tone then dude takes out his planner flips through a few pages and is like, "okay is next Thursday at noon good?" Two days later the check showed up and the guy wrote "fuck you [name]" in the memo spot. All bark these guys.
 
Why would Kamala vacate her Senate seat? There's still stuff to vote on before inaugeration.

And Joe is very visible. He just got a covid vaccine today.

Anyone who believes Q is legit retarded. Not exaggerating, you'd have to be legit retarded to believe that.
There isn't even a Q, there's just a bunch of retards and trolls who post crazy shit to see what they can chum out of the tards. Often it's literally just pure trolling. How dumb can you get the boomers to act?
 
This guy like all politispergs on the political spectrum assume their guy is a hero when in reality every politician is corrupt is shit, and the closest to a non-corrupt politician was maybe Ron Paul but that's a maybe.
I mean, Trump routinely fucked over his ex business partners and is an alleged serial cheater on his wives as well.
 
I mean, Trump routinely fucked over his ex business partners and is an alleged serial cheater on his wives as well.
To be fair a rich guy that cheats on his wife is pretty much a misdeameanor. There's only a few reasons why someone would want to be rich and 95% of those are linked to sex in some way.I hate to play devil's advocate to Trump but cheating on your wife when you're rich is kind of expected its the least sinfull thing a person in the upper class can do.If you marry someone who is rich I don't think you should expect them to be faithfull it goes with the territory
 
Perhaps I am going full conspiracy nut here, but I genuinelly feel like Trump and his buddies are trying to stir up as much shit as they can while they still have time. Once Biden comes in, he will have to deal with the shitshow these assholes left behind. Trump and his goons can then use their mess as evidence that Biden is a bad leader and blame him for the shitty state of the country, all the while preaching about how much better they were.
 
Perhaps I am going full conspiracy nut here, but I genuinelly feel like Trump and his buddies are trying to stir up as much shit as they can while they still have time. Once Biden comes in, he will have to deal with the shitshow these assholes left behind. Trump and his goons can then use their mess as evidence that Biden is a bad leader and blame him for the shitty state of the country, all the while preaching about how much better they were.
That's at least one of the strategies going on and it'll have steam for a year or two but it'll end up going the same way as "Obama caused the 2008 recession!"
 
Perhaps I am going full conspiracy nut here, but I genuinelly feel like Trump and his buddies are trying to stir up as much shit as they can while they still have time. Once Biden comes in, he will have to deal with the shitshow these assholes left behind. Trump and his goons can then use their mess as evidence that Biden is a bad leader and blame him for the shitty state of the country, all the while preaching about how much better they were.
Oh that’s old hat for any politician. They only care about the deficit when they aren’t in power (wanna talk about getting reamed by China?, THATS how you do it!) You better believe that the people who die of Covid will all be Biden’s fault and the disease will turn from just a cold to a stone killer overnight.

Politics is like religion in that way. You have to suspend disbelief so that your guy comes out on top. Trumpers are just more deluded and identity driven than most.
 
Perhaps I am going full conspiracy nut here, but I genuinelly feel like Trump and his buddies are trying to stir up as much shit as they can while they still have time. Once Biden comes in, he will have to deal with the shitshow these assholes left behind. Trump and his goons can then use their mess as evidence that Biden is a bad leader and blame him for the shitty state of the country, all the while preaching about how much better they were.
But that's what the democrats did before Trump got into office and they kept doing it while he was in office especially when COVID hit.
 
Trump pure of heart? What the fuck is this guy on to think that?
Aladdin Trump uses his genie martial law to remain President forever, using the clause in the Constitution that says that he can wish for infinite wishes.

Trust the Lamp Plan.

It is quite amusing how a few groups of Trump supporters are now starting to criticise him because he didn't declare martial law, secede from the Union, and declare a civil war all at once. It's unclear whether the inflated hopes and Plan-Trusting of the Trumpists is going to lead to a backlash at some point down the line, when it turns out that most of these expectations don't transpire.
 
But that's what the democrats did before Trump got into office and they kept doing it while he was in office especially when COVID hit.
Rona cases started cropping up in Nov. 2019 and he did nothing. Between then and Feb. 2020, he flip-flopped between not acknowledging it, downplaying Rona's severity, and calling it a hoax, which a portion of his base still do to this day, despite both Trump and Rudi getting it. In March he admitted it was real and shut down international travel. He let the states decide how to handle a now necessitated lockdown and still bitched he felt they were taking too long to reopen after only a couple months.
Now which of these events isn't a reasonable excuse to at least give Trump shit? And before you ask "Whuddabout the three and a half years before that?" I'm sure someone here can make a nice long list of his fuck ups worthy of grumbling about from 2016 to 2019; My small liberal brain is too full from all this evidence of "How not to handle a fucking worldwide pandemic." Now how about you go back to the circlejerk and argue who's going to trust the plan more.
Edit: Changed a word because @Not Really Here is a stickler for proper english.
 
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Prepare for....something...I dunno. But religion is about to clash with Trump.


I should really move. This country’s broken.

 
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