TundranVoltaire / sea-chart - The Kiwis' Benedict Arnold

[stress sighs]

Call this a crackpot theory, but I think Volts might've forgiven Vade because Vade has power, and like other tumblr user's Volts wants power because that way she can get asskissers (much like Vade did). I still can't believe that I sort of befriended someone who was almost just like Vade though. It's actually kind of horrifying to say the least.

I haven't quite caught up to Vade's thread yet but out of context this makes it sound like Vade is Voldemort

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

why is anyone surprised? this person came from tumblr

We could have just had a banner saying this instead of having this subforum.

 

[JokerExtreme]

Just goes to show that even a Kiwi can go full retard and become a lolcow.

 

[Meowthkip]

The Abyss stared back at them, didn't it? Speaking of Vade made Tundran somehow go back to Vade, didn't it?

I don't think Volts was ever friends with Vade in the first place, which makes this even more confusing. They knew each other through other people.

What the fuck is it about Vade that makes people go back to her? She has the charisma of a wet carrot. Wait, I take that back, she literally has negative charisma. I'm just incapable of comprehending why Tanku, Volts, and even poor Kenneth keep going back to her after how horrible she was to them.

Kenneth seemed like too much of a softie for his own good. Tanku knew that Vade would always take her back, no matter how bad things got, unlike less dysfunctional people. Volts... well, I think we're in the process of figuring that out.

Yeah I think it's primarily the shitstorm of pronouns and gender identity terms that confuse the fuck out of me. It's really difficult to figure out who someone is referring to and what their relationship is to someone when everything necessarily has to be nonstandard and use confusing terminology.
It reads like one of those incomprehensible callout posts from Tumblr itself.

Such is the case with Tumblr drama. Okay.

Volts is a woman. She pretends to be a boy on the internet (claiming to be a transman), and went from being genderfluid (going back and forth between presenting as male and female) to transgender then back to genderfluid. Basically, she, like many female Tumblrites, goes for the "call me by any pronouns except female ones" rule. This is actually very common on Tumblr, because a lot of SJWs, despite being vocally feminist, seem to resent being female and all that it implies. Volts also identifies as Toon Link, so she, like Vade, wishes to be the little boy.

Dex is FtM transgender and hasn't changed since he came out while he was dating Volts.

Vade went from transgender to some kind of non-binary (not male or female) gender identity, and changes the title of her gender identity constantly. But Vade is definitely a woman and not actually transgender at all. According to @VanCake Vade has not even told her parents about her supposedly super legit gender identity. Basically, Vade wants to be some kind of little boy child/animal.

Most of the people involved are women, is all you need to know.

To be honest, seeing this on the front page kinda hurt. I remember how supportive the Farms were to Volts way back in the Vade thread, which makes this confusing since that was legitimate positive attention. Why would anyone abandon so many level-headed people just for the ass-kissing of one fat murderer?

Volts wasn't even that bad, compared to other tumblrinas on here.

I know. It doesn't make any sense, because even though she got flak for her Tumblrisms, she was otherwise welcomed into the fold. Why she felt the need to throw all that out to hang out with somebody responsible for another person's death is just bizarre.

I think Volts thrives on negative attention, if the emails I've got are any indication. Those will be posted soon.

I haven't quite caught up to Vade's thread yet but out of context this makes it sound like Vade is Voldemort

Vade wishes she could be Voldemort. She's more like Francis from PeeWee's Big Adventure.

 

[Meowthkip]

Do pardon the double post, but I have the first in what could be a series of emails detailing Volts' level of crazy.

It's long, so buckle up.

Spoiler: TL;DR, bitch be cray

Like I said, more to come after this.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Do pardon the double post, but I have the first in what could be a series of emails detailing Volts' level of crazy.

It's long, so buckle up.

Spoiler: TL;DR, bitch be cray

Like I said, more to come after this.

This is pure gold.

 

[Dalish]

Just goes to show that even a Kiwi can go full exceptional individual and become a lolcow.

i wouldn't necessarily go that far. volts was always pretty exceptional as people on the thread have already pointed out. she came here to bitch about vade, a thread was made about her, and because it was a ween/trollshield thread, i think a lot of us just sort of assumed she'd not try to initiate contact with any more tumbltards (rates self optimistic)

volts is a weird case in that this is one of the first times where police have actually been involved due to a tumblr lolcow. one doesn't just unhinge overnight like that. she's always been this fucking crazy, but she used to be better at hiding it. since she's moving, it's unlikely that we'll get any chimp out from HER yet, but i wouldn't put it past her particular brand of nuttiness to try and raise an army here against her exes or someshit, trollshielding at its finest

 

[Totenkopf]

Do pardon the double post, but I have the first in what could be a series of emails detailing Volts' level of crazy.

It's long, so buckle up.

Spoiler: TL;DR, bitch be cray

Like I said, more to come after this.

Trying to think of something witty to say but LOL just about sums it up

 

[JokerExtreme]

i wouldn't necessarily go that far. volts was always pretty exceptional as people on the thread have already pointed out. she came here to bitch about vade, a thread was made about her, and because it was a ween/trollshield thread, i think a lot of us just sort of assumed she'd not try to initiate contact with any more tumbltards (rates self optimistic)

volts is a weird case in that this is one of the first times where police have actually been involved due to a tumblr lolcow. one doesn't just unhinge overnight like that. she's always been this fucking crazy, but she used to be better at hiding it. since she's moving, it's unlikely that we'll get any chimp out from HER yet, but i wouldn't put it past her particular brand of nuttiness to try and raise an army here against her exes or someshit, trollshielding at its finest

Eh, sorry. Didn't know.

 

[Meowthkip]

Eh, sorry. Didn't know.

You weren't here.

But, yeah, in hindsight, this isn't surprising. I knew Volts was knee-deep in Tumblr culture (took me a while to get out of it as much as I have), but I figured if we treated her better than people on Tumblr did, she might be broken of a few of her habits. Instead, she managed to gradually get worse.

We gave Volts positive attention for once and then she went running deeper into Tumblr. Not surprising, but still disappointing.

 

[JokerExtreme]

You weren't here.

But, yeah, in hindsight, this isn't surprising. I knew Volts was knee-deep in Tumblr culture (took me a while to get out of it as much as I have), but I figured if we treated her better than people on Tumblr did, she might be broken of a few of her habits. Instead, she managed to gradually get worse.

We gave Volts positive attention for once and then she went running deeper into Tumblr. Not surprising, but still disappointing.

Yeah. That's really sad. Very disappointing.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I can't believe that I actually tried to be her friend and thought that I could actually help her change for the better. Being my empathetic self, I was actually trying to be really nice to her and also tried to help steer her away from tumblr culture (even though I've been on tumblr for a few years myself). I actually kind of thought a lot about Volts during the time we were friends (perhaps even to the point of impacting real life) and the fact that she chose to get worse and not even care about the friendship kind of hurts. Had I not left when I did, I honestly don't know what could have been. I'm actually kind of relieved that I left that toxic friendship to say the least.

 

[Gentleburd]

Do pardon the double post, but I have the first in what could be a series of emails detailing Volts' level of crazy.

It's long, so buckle up.

Spoiler: TL;DR, bitch be cray

Like I said, more to come after this.

Holy shit. This reads almost exactly like the beginning of something on Weaboo Stories, except with more LGBT and less moonspeak. And probably better hygiene as well.
All my warning sirens are going off regarding this chick. Especially when they did the whole 'take my side or you are not my friend' bullshit. And fake-crying for attention? Really? That stunt got old in preschool.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You weren't here.

But, yeah, in hindsight, this isn't surprising. I knew Volts was knee-deep in Tumblr culture (took me a while to get out of it as much as I have), but I figured if we treated her better than people on Tumblr did, she might be broken of a few of her habits. Instead, she managed to gradually get worse.

We gave Volts positive attention for once and then she went running deeper into Tumblr. Not surprising, but still disappointing.

I get the feeling that what you did reinforced her bad habits by accident. I'm betting that her going back to Vade is a new set up for another fix.

 

[Meowthkip]

I get the feeling that what you did reinforced her bad habits by accident. I'm betting that her going back to Vade is a new set up for another fix.

Road to hell, good intentions, etc.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Holy shit. This reads almost exactly like the beginning of something on Weaboo Stories, except with more LGBT and less moonspeak. And probably better hygiene as well.
All my warning sirens are going off regarding this chick. Especially when they did the whole 'take my side or you are not my friend' bullshit. And fake-crying for attention? Really? That stunt got old in preschool.

I still can't believe that Volts showed signs of being a serious abuser. I'm probably gonna take a break from this thread because I feel pretty emotional, considering our friendship and all and for me to figure out the situation as while I knew Volts was clingy and mentally/emotionally unhealthy, I did not expect her to be this awful of a person. It's just so bewildering and quite frankly highly overwhelming to say the least.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I can't believe that I actually tried to be her friend and thought that I could actually help her change for the better. Being my empathetic self, I was actually trying to be really nice to her and also tried to help steer her away from tumblr culture (even though I've been on tumblr for a few years myself). I actually kind of thought a lot about Volts during the time we were friends (perhaps even to the point of impacting real life) and the fact that she chose to get worse and not even care about the friendship kind of hurts. Had I not left when I did, I honestly don't know what could have been. I'm actually kind of relieved that I left that toxic friendship to say the least.

You said this in Vade's thread:

I might have to powerlevel a little bit more so here's a spoiler. Also, I will admit that I am probably a major asshole for doing this.

Spoiler: Just me powerleveling

The only reason I was Volt's "friend" was because I actually wanted to observe information about them and because of the idea that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality when it came to Vade. Basically because I thought that they still had a grudge against Vade, I didn't mind Volts all that much. It was when Volts decided to be fucking retarded as all shit and forgive Vade and go back to Vade, even though as we all know, Vade's a MAJOR fucking scumshit, I decided fuck it, and for a while I was pretending to be nice to Volts, kind of ostracizing them and almost considered stirring shit up for my amusement. I decided against that for one reason only, it would give me a huge target and probably get a ton of hate for doing something like that and essentially trolling. As soon as I was fed up with how Volts was changing, I decided to dump them as a friend and I occasionally lurk them for the lulz. Feel free to call me an asshole or douchebag for admitting this but I kind of needed to vent and talk about my experience with Volts.

I see you want centre stage in this but pick a story and stick to it. Either Volts was your homie or you were using her.

Anyway

I wonder if Volts rallying behind Tanku lead directly to her making friends with Alyssa. Her reasons are pretty similar to the ones Tanku gave for her forgiveness (Alyssa has changed/we are mean), and she gradually quieted down in the thread after that whole mess.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

You said this in Vade's thread:



I see you want centre stage in this thread but pick a story and stick to it. Either Volts was your homie or you were using her.

Anyway

I wonder if Volts rallying behind Tanku lead directly to her making friends with Alyssa. Her reasons are pretty similar to the ones Tanku gave for her forgiveness (Alyssa has changed/we are mean), and she gradually quieted down in the thread after that whole mess.

I was kind of lying about the using Volts thing because I was actually really angry at her when I found out the truth about her from rickseriastar at the time. I was mainly friends with her for a while to be honest and I honestly kind of hate myself for even trying to befriend Volts considering the fact that we know what she is really like now.

 

[Eponine]

I was kind of lying about the using Volts thing because I was actually really angry at her when I found out the truth about her from rickseriastar at the time. I was mainly friends with her for a while to be honest and I honestly kind of hate myself for even trying to befriend Volts considering the fact that we know what she is really like now.

That's a shame.

 

[Thane Krios]

I was kind of lying about the using Volts thing because I was actually really angry at her when I found out the truth about her from rickseriastar at the time. I was mainly friends with her for a while to be honest and I honestly kind of hate myself for even trying to befriend Volts considering the fact that we know what she is really like now.

literally stop talking, christ.