"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil, it's an unpopular "opinion" b/c you said all able-bodied adults 18-35
That's going to give you a gaussian (aka NORMAL) curve. You are going to have antifa normal-soldiers not super-soldiers
and having " normal antifa" is a contradiction in terms

more realistically you could have antifa special-soldiers that ride in the short tanks
 
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I like that phil conveniently cropped out the overwhelmingly negative community reactions

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and he doesn't get let's find out!'s post was predicting phil's little 'tard ruse

Phil's our boi, nobody really wants him swatted. Just maybe some electroconvulsive therapy for his violent tendencies and weapon fetish.

it'd be a waste of police resources to swat him when all you'd have to do is lure him out of his govt sponsored housing with the sound of unwrapping Velveeta slices from the back of a special ed van while Phil has his bondage mittens on.
When he gets in, close the door and he won't be able to work the latch.

oh shit, there's a flaw, he won't be able to finger paint during art therapy either

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Edit: Wait wait wait, he's advocating Antifa conscription? The draft didn't go over so well the last time it happened in this country... I'd point to his recently deceased father but, unlike Phil, Antonio volunteered to serve his country.
Last time the draft happened, it was carried out by the government, not a bunch of fat lefty retards who don’t even understand their own politics.

I think the reason Fatty never talks about Australatina any more is because in his walnut-sized brain, Antifa is letting him live that fantasy. He talks like Antifa has some actual authority, it’s some kind of interim government that can draft people and enforce laws.

In reality, if Phil showed up at the house of someone aged 18-35 to conscript them into Retard Club, he’d get the shit kicked out of him for three hours straight, the entire family taking it in turns as he blubbers like a retarded child.
 
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Phil, we don't want to swat you. For one, it'd be a waste of police resources, and for two, us Kiwis don't want to kill our lolcows or even, up to a point, to interfere with them. We just sit back, watch you make a fool out of yourself, and laugh at it.

If you really want to own the Farms, instead of taking screenshots of us saying dumb shit, get a decent job, get your tattoos removed, and stop play acting. You can keep being a socialist if you want - I know plenty of people who are pretty far left and still manage to live normal lives - but be a vaguely normal one.
 
Hasn't Phil been moving for like three months now?
The problem is that the first crane they used to lift him out broke down and the second and third tipped over. Now they’re waiting for a big one to be shipped over from Beaverton, but obviously things are a bit slow with the pandemic.
 
@Bubbly Sink, he's coming for your fagcoke!
lol why did he screencap my name? i'm not even a notable user on this site.


also i think he's too fucking dense to understand sarcasm. why would i swat a lolcow when i can just laugh at him and possibly send drones to spy on him while blasting john maus?
(in minecraft of course)
 
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Is that a class for the er... differently intelligent? I'm not a Yank so I wouldn't know.
It might even be a "regional" thing but there was always a "Resource Room" where seemingly normal-appearing (for the most part) persons were there. I remember meeting a hot chick who went to the local high school that I did not attend, I went to a different school in the same region but not my city. Her and I started dating, and then I later was informed she had 4 out of 9 daily periods of the school day "in the resource room". Come to find out, she was a "suicide baiter" type and like had adjustment issues. Some of the other freaks in there were more obvious. However, it was commonly a place where at-risk and behaviorally-demented types could get some one-on-one and much needed help.

My friends and I called her "Chief Titicaca" after the infamous Native American and lake in the USA. Draw your own conclusions ;)
 
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