Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[SnarkySperg]

I have a former friend who reminded me a lot of Tess (but is probably 200 pounds lighter). I can assure you, she has no 'normal' friends. If she does, they will leave eventually. People like her....they manage to weed out the normies without even trying. Most decent people would probably stand up to her eventually and say 'look Tess, what you're doing to your kids is fucked up. You need to be a better parent' or call her out on lies, or just stop associating with her for being a blight on everyone. And when that happens, boom, blocked for being toxic. I know this firsthand. People as bad as Tess don't want out of their echochamber, and anyone willing to go along with this for a long period is probably pretty fucked up themselves.

 

[Cock wombler]

Tiktok dump

 

[Local Fed]

Tiktok dump
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That comment on the second video was top notch

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Tiktok dump

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Tess "I feed everyone else but forget to feed myself" Holliday

Taste like trash, eat like trash. You should get that tattooed, Ryann.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tiktok dump
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Ugh. Why is this 35yo mother on TikTok again? She is absolutely the type of mom who would try to bang her teenage kid's friends so it's probably best Rylee isn't living with her.

Also, who took that pizza video? It certainly wasn't Bowie.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

I can't stand her videos, she talks like a gay man or a troon and her voice sounds exactly like Blaire white's.

 

[Water-T]

That comment on the second video was top notch

"How dare you tell me I should eat healthier! I'm going to eat more junk food and hasten my eventual heart attack! TAKE THAT CLOWN!"

"I just happen to be eating a french fry" - Tess acting like she doesn't have french fries on hand at all times.

I love how Tess is mystified why people think she eats all the time and nothing but junk food, when at least half of her social media is her eating junk food.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The worst part was when she was chewing the fries and she had the same dead lifeless eyes a cow has when they’re grazing.

I love how Tess is mystified why people think she eats all the time and nothing but junk food, when at least half of her social media is her eating junk food.

She did say she loved vegetables, potatoes in particular, a few days back.

 

[SnarkySperg]

She did say she loved vegetables, potatoes in particular, a few days back.

Okay, so she's not wrong about that, but that's probably the worst vegetable for you and of course it's her favorite. Also, if her logic is 'I'm eating healthy because french fries are vegetables', I feel so bad for her kids. Just imagine how fucked up their sense of nutrition is/will be.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Okay, so she's not wrong about that, but that's probably the worst vegetable for you and of course it's her favorite. Also, if her logic is 'I'm eating healthy because, french fries are vegetables', I feel so bad for her kids. Just imagine how fucked up their sense of nutrition is/will be.

If baked or roasted, potatoes are rich in vitamins and can be very filling. Fried is a different story, but they are definitely not void of nutrients. Like most things, it’s in how it’s prepared that can make the difference between something healthy and not as healthy. Baked sweet potato wedges with olive oil and light salt are healthier than deep fried sweet potato fries. Of course, you can eat both and still be healthy, but the key to that is moderation, which is something all deathfats lack, no matter how healthy something is. No matter how supposedly healthy something is, if you eat more calories of it than you should, it ceases to be healthy.

 

[Miss Misery]

Deathfats need to get it through their thick skulls that potatoes and corn are NOT vegetables from a diet perspective; they are starches and there are far healthier vegetables they should be eating instead.

> I got my 5 servings of vegetables today! I had a corn on the cob slathered in butter, french fries, hash browns, a baked potato, and some mashed potatoes!

 

[tasty humane burger]

A few pages back but RE hands - could be double jointed, I know a few people who's hands bend back like that who are normal sized and aren't particularly flexible elsewhere... EDS/munchie saga incoming though.

Also, remember when she those plant based meals delivered for like a week? And she was acting so healthy with the dainty lil portions....whatever happened to them?

 

[Constellationzero]

A few pages back but RE hands - could be double jointed, I know a few people who's hands bend back like that who are normal sized and aren't particularly flexible elsewhere... EDS/munchie saga incoming though.

Also, remember when she those plant based meals delivered for like a week? And she was acting so healthy with the dainty lil portions....whatever happened to them?

The whole box was ONE SERVING CLOWN!

 

[Dead Eye]

A few pages back but RE hands - could be double jointed, I know a few people who's hands bend back like that who are normal sized and aren't particularly flexible elsewhere... EDS/munchie saga incoming though.

Also, remember when she those plant based meals delivered for like a week? And she was acting so healthy with the dainty lil portions....whatever happened to them?

Reminds me of Jude. She hasn't mentioned it in a while, but one of her grifting points used to be her "hyper mobile" wrists.

(Of course, it's obvious to any onlooker that she's just fat.)

 

[tasty humane burger]

Reminds me of Jude. She hasn't mentioned it in a while, but one of her grifting points used to be her "hyper mobile" wrists.
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(Of course, it's obvious to any onlooker that she's just fat.)

So many people have hypermobile joints especially in their hands - it's really not a big deal. A doctor isn't gonna be like "oh shit yea that means you're physically disabled"

When Tess gets more desperate and more immobile she will definitely have a munchie/disabled saga full of doctor shopping until she finds a quack who says eating sheet cake counts as one of your five a day.

 

[Water-T]

When Tess gets more desperate and more immobile she will definitely have a munchie/disabled saga full of doctor shopping until she finds a quack who says eating sheet cake counts as one of your five a day.

"Guess what, y'all? My doctor says I have to eat french fries and sit on a cake every day or I WILL DIE!"

 

[blue gopher snakes]

So many people have hypermobile joints especially in their hands - it's really not a big deal.

I don't think this is the case here. Tess's hand has a Costco-meat-department-family-pack-sized fat pad on the top of it. She's using that inflated hand to balance herself against the couch. Her joints probably aren't hypermobile so much as over-burdened by her stance and suffocated by a disgusting amount of hand-fat, to the point that her hand looks like it's doing something a standard hand can't do.

Tldr; lol FAAAAT

 

[maggots]

In a tiktok she posted a few days ago she was showing another strawberry dress in a box. People got excited in her comment section to see it on her and since have been leaving comments about when she will show it off.

I only bring this up because she, of course, is blaming her small child for her laziness. I also believe she hasn’t posted herself in it yet because it doesn’t fit and must be altered in some way.

here’s some screenshots of the comments on her videos-

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and then the next day -


bonus comment that made me lol-

here’s a link to the dress video

This is the dress, screenshot is from the designer’s website with measurements.

 

[Pina Colada]

In a tiktok she posted a few days ago she was showing another strawberry dress in a box. People got excited in her comment section to see it on her and since have been leaving comments about when she will show it off.

I only bring this up because she, of course, is blaming her small child for her laziness. I also believe she hasn’t posted herself in it yet because it doesn’t fit and must be altered in some way.

here’s some screenshots of the comments on her videos-

Spoiler

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and then the next day -
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bonus comment that made me lol-
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here’s a link to the dress video

This is the dress, screenshot is from the designer’s website with measurements.
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There's no way her udders won't flop out of that deep neckline.

 

[bloomingcactus]

In a tiktok she posted a few days ago she was showing another strawberry dress in a box. People got excited in her comment section to see it on her and since have been leaving comments about when she will show it off.

I only bring this up because she, of course, is blaming her small child for her laziness. I also believe she hasn’t posted herself in it yet because it doesn’t fit and must be altered in some way.

here’s some screenshots of the comments on her videos-

Spoiler

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and then the next day -
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bonus comment that made me lol-
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here’s a link to the dress video

This is the dress, screenshot is from the designer’s website with measurements.
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According to those measurements that isn't going to fit her. Unless they made a XXXXL or one even bigger.