Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 193 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,663
Every time she shits on her ex I get more and more angry. Not because I care about Nick, but because I feel for Bowie. Regardless of the situation that's her child father. He will one day be old enough to understand this shit, to read these posts. Children should NEVER be forced in the middle. He'll be forced to choose either the absent "abusive" dad or the emotionally abusive and stoned mom. It's just a sad situation for the little guy.
 
I honestly think her kid isn't any more troublesome than the average 4 year old. However, to a landwhale who can't lift her arms without assistance, keeping up with a 4 year old must be exhausting.

Of course, she's obviously making shit up because she can't fit into it due to YET AGAIN lying about her true measurements. It should not take several days to model a dress already in her possession, kid or no kid.

Tess must be feverishly looking for someone to alter the dress, or at least open it way the fuck up in the back and then make sure to not turn around in it.
Every time she complains about her kid, it seems like normal kid shit that a deathfat can't keep up with. Four year olds are curious and energetic and want to run around, play, and see their friends. I can't imagine that Tess gives him appropriate outlets for his energy and need for mental stimulation. She's very much an iPad parent. This is a recipe for Bowie getting frustrated, antsy, lonely, and then having a tantrum as a result.

Even great, attentive parents can have issues with child behavior sometimes. Everyone has bad days, and I get that. Tess is setting up Bowie in a situation where he will always fail to meet her behavior expectations because she's not giving him the resources he needs to succeed.
 
Can someone update me, did she dump the kids in missisipi for her mom to look after?
No, both of them are with her in California:
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Felt like sharing tess's brothers review of her book.

FROM THE BROTHER OF THE AUTHOR:
I am all for people finding happiness and peace in their life. There is too much hate and selfish behavior in the world around us; we shouldn't add to it. Peace, love and forgiveness should be much more prevalent in our civilization. I don't deny that, nor am I ignorant to that the world around us is hateful. With that being said: almost nothing in this book is true. The events that did happen either happened to someone else, or didn't happen the way that she said it did. She told the life stories of other people that didn't want them told. The tragedies mentioned were stolen from others. Ryann Hoven is a narcissist and hateful human being with no regard for her family or loved ones. She has always been like that. Ask anyone that has known her. In High School she was the bully. Victims were left in her wake. Ask anyone, West Jones High School, Class of 2004.
The flow of this book is extremely erratic and never connects the points it is trying to make. It bounces all over the place like a messed up terminator time travel story line. The advice has nothing to do with the 'life-story' being told, and it's terrible advice. Ryann (Tess) depicts the south and the education provided in a completely inaccurate light. She created this fairy tale in her mind about this anti-science pedagogy and ran with it. Again, full of untruths.
Don't read this book. Save your money and time and do something more meaningful. Find peace and happiness elsewhere.
 
Every time she complains about her kid, it seems like normal kid shit that a deathfat can't keep up with. Four year olds are curious and energetic and want to run around, play, and see their friends. I can't imagine that Tess gives him appropriate outlets for his energy and need for mental stimulation. She's very much an iPad parent. This is a recipe for Bowie getting frustrated, antsy, lonely, and then having a tantrum as a result.

Even great, attentive parents can have issues with child behavior sometimes. Everyone has bad days, and I get that. Tess is setting up Bowie in a situation where he will always fail to meet her behavior expectations because she's not giving him the resources he needs to succeed.
Tubby Tess is the kind of parent who will just shove a screen in their child’s face to keep them occupied. Any time spent parenting is time not spent responding on Instagram and Tiktok, which is abuse in her mind. Tess’s complaints about Nick ramped up as Jolene and Olly moved on to live their own lives, which is gaslighting in her mind.
 
Remember how Tess publicly told her followers that her son doesn’t want to be posted on her social media? Tess is all about having her own boundaries respected but doesn’t give a shit about anyone else’s.
Which is why she took this picture with her fucking front facing cam. He has no idea that hog is posting him on her IG. I hope he catches her and throws her boundary bullshit back in her face.
 
You'd think that Tess' "fancy" apartment would have a dishwasher. I hope that Rylee is just visiting for the holidays and then goes back to living with her ex. He seems to do so much better when he's not living with Tess. Also, what a bitch move of putting a picture of him on her instagram, knowing that he doesn't want to be featured on her social media accounts.
 
Every time she shits on her ex I get more and more angry. Not because I care about Nick, but because I feel for Bowie. Regardless of the situation that's her child father. He will one day be old enough to understand this shit, to read these posts. Children should NEVER be forced in the middle. He'll be forced to choose either the absent "abusive" dad or the emotionally abusive and stoned mom. It's just a sad situation for the little guy.
Most importantly, Bowie is one half of Nick. So everytime this fat turd trashes her ex, she's putting Bowie on notice that he, too, is worthless unless his fat turd of a mother has a use for him.

Why this also doesn't get her cancelled, I'll never know...
 
Most importantly, Bowie is one half of Nick. So everytime this fat turd trashes her ex, she's putting Bowie on notice that he, too, is worthless unless his fat turd of a mother has a use for him.

Why this also doesn't get her cancelled, I'll never know...
The reason why Tess doesn’t get canceled is that nobody really cares about Tess outside of us. The few remaining fans she does have are as awful as she is. If her fat head pops up for anything, then she will get canceled but the demand for 400+ pound models in their mid 30s is practically nonexistent. There’s younger and hotter models out there with more pleasant personalities and less baggage to boot.
 
Felt like sharing tess's brothers review of her book.

FROM THE BROTHER OF THE AUTHOR:
I am all for people finding happiness and peace in their life. There is too much hate and selfish behavior in the world around us; we shouldn't add to it. Peace, love and forgiveness should be much more prevalent in our civilization. I don't deny that, nor am I ignorant to that the world around us is hateful. With that being said: almost nothing in this book is true. The events that did happen either happened to someone else, or didn't happen the way that she said it did. She told the life stories of other people that didn't want them told. The tragedies mentioned were stolen from others. Ryann Hoven is a narcissist and hateful human being with no regard for her family or loved ones. She has always been like that. Ask anyone that has known her. In High School she was the bully. Victims were left in her wake. Ask anyone, West Jones High School, Class of 2004.
The flow of this book is extremely erratic and never connects the points it is trying to make. It bounces all over the place like a messed up terminator time travel story line. The advice has nothing to do with the 'life-story' being told, and it's terrible advice. Ryann (Tess) depicts the south and the education provided in a completely inaccurate light. She created this fairy tale in her mind about this anti-science pedagogy and ran with it. Again, full of untruths.
Don't read this book. Save your money and time and do something more meaningful. Find peace and happiness elsewhere.
I’ve read the book. I refused to pay for it so my cousins friend sent me a pdf link. There was nothing worth reading about in the book and she was incredibly boring. She talks about sexual assault/rape at one point. And even though I felt bad for her, it was kind of like she was writing about something she saw in a movie rather than real life. I think for anyone going through that they would try their hardest to be genuine but, the whole book seemed matter of fact ish. Basically she was the only person growing up in a trailer in Mississippi that was pro science and anti religion. She talks about men. But, there’s never mention of “I was so QWeEr then you guys!” I liked girls too. Nope. And then she goes all over the place then puts these little random quotes in the story like she’s smart or gained wisdom or something. Basically you learn nothing and she is boring and unsmart. I think I read somewhere that she didn’t even make money off her book or something because of the way it was published. Which is kinda funny to me.
 
No, both of them are with her in California:
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Fat girl shoes.

People with normal sized calves can wear proper rain boots.

And people with half a brain don't spend $600 on a fugly pair of rain boots that won't even keep your legs dry.

(LOL the idea of Tess going outside in the rain. You know, all that rain they get in LA that requires rain boots.)
 
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