Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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But she's really entitled and stupid.
I wouldn't say so. I find a lot of her policies insane, but she doesn't strike me as thick or entitled.

Either way, the virtues (or lack of them) of Ocasio-Cortez have nothing to do with Moviebob, so I'm beginning to think we should have this discussion elsewhere.
 
Aids Moby (aka Jack Harlack, one of Red Letter Media's unpaid hanger-ons and one of the newer Escapist hires) is a fan of MovieBob:

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It's literally impossible for Aids to not have the worst opinion on anything.
 
Aids Moby (aka Jack Harlack, one of Red Letter Media's unpaid hanger-ons and one of the newer Escapist hires) is a fan of MovieBob:

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It's literally impossible for Aids to not have the worst opinion on anything.

The drunks have to stick together, I guess.
 
Dune might be slated for theater release. Bobby asks for more:
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This is the perfect encapsulation of how awful a movie critic Bob is, he's assblasted about Dune so he gaslights himself into believing it'll fail while hyping up GvsK even though there's actual empirical evidence that movies featuring either of those creatures aren't exactly box office bangers, and all because he likes completely mindless entertainment.
 
For me, she's one of the few Democrats I can respect given that she got to where she is from a deprived background, and I partially agree with her on the environment, but she does hold some pretty odious opinions and there's definitely a ”ALL HAIL SAINT ALEXANDRIA” cult of personality on the internet.
I like her for having replaced an establishment DINO piece of shit in a safe seat who had no excuse whatsoever for being a DINO but like all radicals, she'd be an absolute disaster if you ever gave her real power. I like her sincerity and her insanity. I think she's exactly where she should be, though, a firebrand in the House. I'd vote for her and I'd donate to her campaign too. AOC is completely fine by me.
 
I like her for having replaced an establishment DINO piece of shit in a safe seat who had no excuse whatsoever for being a DINO but like all radicals, she'd be an absolute disaster if you ever gave her real power. I like her sincerity and her insanity. I think she's exactly where she should be, though, a firebrand in the House. I'd vote for her and I'd donate to her campaign too. AOC is completely fine by me.
That's pretty much what I believe. I'd rather have a far-left fruitcake who's serious about what she believes than the creature of the proverbial swamp that is Joe Crowley.
As someone with populist leanings I also believe that it's important for politicians to be in touch with the people and, say what you will about her, she's a lot closer to the people than Nancy Pelosi and her freezer are or will ever be.
 
Chris is androgynous:
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And for being sorta "normal", he deserves a drink!
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And do you think Chris deserves some new PS4 games? He thinks he does.
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Unlike his brother, Chris isn't too keen on Star Wars. What he shares with Bobby is the belief that we shouldn't complain when companies try to sell us trash:
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Star Wars, Star Wars, and more Star Wars...
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Neverending Star Wars...
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Now we reach a slightly more familiar terroristic: people hate the Rey films because of racism and misogyny!
(BTW Bobby thinks he knows how transference works)
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Bobby thinks the kung-fu tropes of Shaw Brothers movies will work in a Space Opera.
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BTW anyone know why he is suddenly so chatty about that Malodorian thingy?

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Big Brained political acumen:
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China:
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I have no idea which Party-propagandist-turned-activist he is talking about.

"Well known folk"
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When black woman goes against science, blame religion:
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Stupid CGI bullshit:
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A new generation of Chipman Consoomers:
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A tiny drama in Bobby's Angels. Bobby bit his big fat tongue which causes Throne to surrender his halo and wings:
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He changes his tune immediately. Yesssss Treen!!!
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Luke has a point. We should instead focus on unhappy people, each of whom is unhappy in their own ways.
We all know Bob claps when he sees a thing he is familiar with. How lame do you have to be to not buy your own games instead of relying on Christmas presents. God these guys need to get off of Twitter and watch an mcu film in the movie theater. Oh right well at least he blames China for the Wuflu instead of Trump?

Aids Moby (aka Jack Harlack, one of Red Letter Media's unpaid hanger-ons and one of the newer Escapist hires) is a fan of MovieBob:

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It's literally impossible for Aids to not have the worst opinion on anything.
Nice typo Bob and good god if the soy and shit reviews didn't make Red Letter Media watchable Jack and his woke opinions made it better.
 
Why do people hate jack? Having everyone be as cynical as mike and jay would be boring and having 2 rich evans would just make the world explode.
Bringing it back to movie bob though I don't doubt jack likes him. And even if he doesn't it's probably in his best interest to not bad mouth him now that he's out in order to keep any of his hanger ons interested in the escapist
 
Why do people hate jack? Having everyone be as cynical as mike and jay would be boring and having 2 rich evans would just make the world explode.
Bringing it back to movie bob though I don't doubt jack likes him. And even if he doesn't it's probably in his best interest to not bad mouth him now that he's out in order to keep any of his hanger ons interested in the escapist
He's woke and boring and i hate all of them since they don't know shit about film.
 
Cult of personality is evil, unless when the Dems cultivate it.
(Also thirst...thirst...thirst....)
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Since when did "nuanced" become a synonym of "boobage"?
He gets publicly humiliated by his YouTube waifu and jumps to his political waifu. AOC isn't going to fuck you Bob no matter how much you defend m'ladys honor on Twitter. If she wanted to bang one of her cultists she has a bunch of muscular, thin, good looking, charismatic men she could choose from. A fat, socially awkward, basement dweller who makes YouTube videos for a living is the last person on Earth who has a hope of getting in her pants. Mitch McConnell and Trump have a better chance of bedding AOC than Bob does.

Still holding out hope for Dinosaurs taking over America Bob?

This is the perfect encapsulation of how awful a movie critic Bob is, he's assblasted about Dune so he gaslights himself into believing it'll fail while hyping up GvsK even though there's actual empirical evidence that movies featuring either of those creatures aren't exactly box office bangers, and all because he likes completely mindless entertainment.
He is such an asshole. He can't just say "Dunes going to the theaters hope Godzilla and Suicide Squad do too". Every-time he compares things he always needs to shit on something or talk down to someone. There is never a win-win situation in Bobs world someone has to lose, someone has to be more miserable than he is. Its not enough that he gets to enjoy capeshit and kaijushit in the theater, Dune has to fail at the box office for Bob to be happy.

Personally looking at everything surrounding Godzilla v. Kong it doesn't sound like something I'd rush out to spend 15 dollars on. The directors a hack, they've pushed the date back even before the pandemic for re-edits and re-shoots, marketing is non-existent, and the only footage shown has been a split-second clip. I know more about the films plot from toy leaks a few months ago than I do from official sources. Everything is telling me save my money and watch it on HBO Max or watch it on some sketchy streaming site.

If I'm not mistaken, Jack is the resident "effects" guy which in my personal opinion puts him on the short list for also being a sexual deviant.
I knew he was a sexual deviant when he showed up as Fuckbot 5000 and raped Plinketts VCR.
 
Make him read a philosophical text by, say, Saint Thomas Aquinas or Saint Ignatius of Loyola, and see him cross his eyes in confusion with the absolute antithesis of his very being. Heck, he may even attribute their thinkings to the "mayo ghouls" he so much abhors.
Nah, make him read literally any philosophical text. He actually said long ago that he doesn’t “do” philosophy or ideology, which basically means “I don’t think” aka he’s an ignorant oaf who doesn’t understand how “neutral“ “objectively true” views are affected by philosophical frameworks. Aquinas, de Beauvoir, Deleuze, it literally doesn’t matter. Chipman won’t read something unless it has pictures of spideman in it.
 
Why do people hate jack? Having everyone be as cynical as mike and jay would be boring and having 2 rich evans would just make the world explode.
Bringing it back to movie bob though I don't doubt jack likes him. And even if he doesn't it's probably in his best interest to not bad mouth him now that he's out in order to keep any of his hanger ons interested in the escapist
Openly stating that you are friends with movie Bob tells you everything you need to on whether or not you should have some negative opinions of that person.

I'de say as for RLM (not counting all the outside stuff which really puts a damper on his image) he is a mid tier guest at MOST. I can't think of any jokes the dude made that made me laugh (unless it was at his expense). Basically a warm body to fill the seat so jokes have someone to bounce off from or to see the reaction at something funny. Not the worst person they have had on panel but definitely not the best.

Also didn't he get pissy awhile back because people where mocking the fact he was friends with Boberto or am I remembering that wrong?

This is the perfect encapsulation of how awful a movie critic Bob is, he's assblasted about Dune so he gaslights himself into believing it'll fail while hyping up GvsK even though there's actual empirical evidence that movies featuring either of those creatures aren't exactly box office bangers, and all because he likes completely mindless entertainment.
His increasingly bitter takes on Dune is pretty funny. I'm not sure why he seems to hate it so much other than the fact the story has a bit more going on narrative wise other than it being just an excuse for pew pew laser fights or super hero quip battles.
 
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Also didn't he get pissy awhile back because people where mocking the fact he was friends with Boberto or am I remembering that wrong?
Yeah he did. I can't find the tweets at the moment. He also tried speaking for Mike and Jay by saying that they love Bob. This is despite the fact they've stealthily made fun of him tons of times in their videos.
 
Chris lectures people on covid:
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1. Anyone claiming that this is no different than any other cold season please present ACTUAL facts or be quiet. It is not helping the conversation to read your hearsay when people are actually scared. For the entirety of the US the CDC reports 61,000 deaths from the FLU in 2017, that's 0.02% of the population. This was also the high water mark for the last 10 years, the average gives more like 0.01%. So, let's say some of you are right and some of these COVID cases were actually the FLU, hell I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say 100,000 of them were the FLU and assume this was just a terrible year. That leaves 222K COVID deaths in the US SO FAR, 0.07%.

2. EVEN IF the COVID and FLU numbers were no different the FLU is something we have been dealing with for nearly the entirety of modern medicine. We understand its symptoms and its long term affects (Positron: he means "effects" or "sequelae") We LIVE with it as many of you want us to do with COVID because we understand how to better avoid it and what the actual mortality rate, etc are. Surviving COVID and living with it is something very new that we are still learning the long term effects of. From what I have read and witnessed personally I sure hope no one reading this or anyone else gets it, not even a mild case.

3. THE REASON IT IS STILL GOING ON AFTER 9 MONTHS IS BECAUSE PEOPLE, PARTICULARLY THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY, ARE SELFISH AND DON'T FOLLOW RULES. The entitlement of THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO ME or THESE ARE MY RIGHTS BEING INFRINGED ON is a really bad argument for putting people in harms way, I'm sorry. I had a conversation with someone from Australia the other day. Their BIGGEST outbreak, the one that caused a MASSIVE SHUTDOWN was less than 1000 people... let that sink in. They have gone back to 50,000 people football tournaments because DRASTIC SHUTDOWNS everyone here seems to be so against actually worked. They have had 908 deaths (.004% of their population), we have had 322K deaths (0.1% of our population) and climbing. That's 25X the deaths! The USA has nearly 20% of the COVID deaths IN THE WORLD. 1/5 of the deaths... in the world... while having 1/25 of the population!

4. All of that being said, none of us have control over these regulations. We can all have opinions about them. But... at the end of the day if you are making your best effort to not get sick or make others sick, that's the best you can do However, pretending that precautions aren't needed because it is an inconvenience to you is a slap in the face to anyone who has had COVID or has lost someone to it.
1, 2 and 4 are reasonable; 3 is not. As Chris would readily admit, we know too little about the new disease. We cannot be assured that, had people not been "selfish" and "entitled" and follow the regulations as recommended by experts, the chain of transmission will be broken. Even Taiwan, basically covid-free during Summer, had small indigenous outbreaks came winter:

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Does it mean that Taiwanese suddenly became "selfish" and "entitled" since late November? I find it unlikely. Moral grandstanding is odious and probably counterproductive in disease control.

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I'm pretty sure he is not wearing an undermask, and that piece of filthy rag isn't going to protect anybody.

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If I were president I would pardon hundreds of such fine folks before I pardon🍆✂️ Bradley Manning 🏳️‍🌈💋, but I suppose I'm not properly evolved.

Echoing Chris, Bobby rages over "jailbreak at a Presidential level":
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Astronaut's query provokes an absolutely deranged rant:
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Richard Dawkins talks sense, which Bobby makes a nonsense of:
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I can't find anything Dawkins said about "trans kids", but I hope he has a Biologist's integrity.

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Even if you believe that God and Jesus Christ aren't real, you have to admit Christianity and Christmas are real.
Are these Fucking Love Science types too dim for that?

Bobby and his usual band of orbiters are nursing a huge one imagining the Proud Boys being exterminated:
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"Punching down" is okay if you don't recognize the other party as "people":
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Bobby wants to live in the world of Malodorians:
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Why do people hate jack? Having everyone be as cynical as mike and jay would be boring and having 2 rich evans would just make the world explode.
Bringing it back to movie bob though I don't doubt jack likes him. And even if he doesn't it's probably in his best interest to not bad mouth him now that he's out in order to keep any of his hanger ons interested in the escapist

Jack comes off as one of those sorts of guys that's nice to everyone because he's terrified of any sort of confrontation. That's just his basic personality. So him giving Moviebob a back pat really doesn't mean much but maybe he does really like that creature's shit tier opinions and observations.
 
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