Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Pargon]

There's a whole genre of porn centered around "breaking down powerful/prideful women and treating them like cumdumpster whores". I'm sure there's a word for it, but I thankfully don't know what it is.

The term you're looking for is "bitchbreaking" and if it were actually done to Zoe she might get the slightest first inkling of her life as to what actual abuse looks like.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I believe this one is from 2020 and, well, it's grim unless you you happen to sell mumus in LA.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe this one is from 2020 and, well, it's grim unless you you happen to sell mumus in LA.

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There's nothing more pathetic than some fat middle-aged wine aunt who changes her hair color every month to some shitty Manic Panic color like she was still a teenage scene thot.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

There's nothing more pathetic than some fat middle-aged wine aunt who changes her hair color every month to some shitty Manic Panic color like she was still a teenage scene thot.

Wearing the same Hot Topic choker from your teenage years into your Jabba phase is what gets me.

 

[suicide hotline]

Wearing the same Hot Topic choker from your teenage years into your Jabba phase is what gets me.

Seems like a lot of cows get trapped trying to cling on to their youth as they age out of it in hilarious ways. It's not like there aren't ways to do stereotypically youthful things as you age without being pathetic about it. A 35 year old Twitch streamer who dresses and acts age appropriately, has hobbies and a life outside of streaming, and has a healthy level of humor and self-awareness? Perfectly enjoyable, not a lolcow at all. A 35 year old Twitch streamer in cat ears doing ahegao faces and fortnite dances, using zoomer slang and desperately trying to appeal to teenagers? Fucking pathetic and prime cow material.

It's not like she's too broke to update her wardrobe and appearance to something more flattering and dignified for her age and body type. As has been repeated often in this thread, her sense of fashion froze somewhere around "Hot Topic in 2004" and hasn't really progressed since. It's like seeing a 35 year old man with crows' feet and a receding hairline wearing a spiked choker, black lipstick, bondage pants and a Korn t-shirt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I didn’t even realize that was her at first. She’s fat and I would not get STDs from her.

There's nothing more pathetic than some fat middle-aged wine aunt who changes her hair color every month to some shitty Manic Panic color like she was still a teenage scene thot.

Looks like Dunham with a head transplant

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I believe this one is from 2020 and, well, it's grim unless you you happen to sell mumus in LA.

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The fatness of a murderer, scam artist, career jumper with no education, mother of GamerGate, and a hundred different types of whores.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I have to say this- for ten bucks I would don heavy chemical gloves and run her around the place like a wheelbarrow. For science of course. Actually 8 bucks- the extra two would be for her to make vroom vroom noises while I did it.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She isn't ever going to do porn/go super broke - there will always be a company willing to pay her a 80k+/year salary to try and generate some cheap controversy/good boy points - that amount of money is virtually nothing to even "very small" (but established) indie game companies.

Where’s the proof that she’s making anywhere near $80k?

As has been repeated often in this thread, her sense of fashion froze somewhere around "Hot Topic in 2004" and hasn't really progressed since

Dr Drew has a theory that people’s mental maturity stops around the time they become sexually active. That definitely applies to Chelsea where she sucks and fucks the guys in her social circle to get what she wants. She’s likely done that since being an early teenager, which explains many things about her including her terrible fashion sense.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Dr Drew has a theory that people’s mental maturity stops around the time they become sexually active. That definitely applies to Chelsea where she sucks and fucks the guys in her social circle to get what she wants. She’s likely done that since being an early teenager, which explains many things about her including her terrible fashion sense.

By that logic, Moviebob got laid at 12, so I doubt it.

I think it's more a case of denial, you see it in a lot of lolcows. Like Chris insisting he can still pass as being in his early twenties, they still dress like they used to because it reminds them of the days when they had hope they would accomplish something, before the crushing reality of their laziness set in.

 

[Weed_Prostitute]

I'm sorry but this girl becoming an international prostitute is pure KF fan fiction.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I believe this one is from 2020 and, well, it's grim unless you you happen to sell mumus in LA.

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If the angles presented by the camera are correct she appears to have cultivated quite the impressive gunt despite her efforts to grandpa position her waistband half an inch clear of her tits to hide it.

Probably not alpha-gunt levels yet but catching up quickly.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm sorry but this girl becoming an international prostitute is pure KF fan fiction.

Yeah she was only slut up the west coast, so that falls more under domestic prostitute

 

[augment]

There's nothing more pathetic than some fat middle-aged wine aunt who changes her hair color every month to some shitty Manic Panic color like she was still a teenage scene thot.

Yes there is. A fat middle-aged wino with colored hair thot-wannabe who reminisces about the good ole days of shitposting on one of the world's worst internet forums: helldump, something awful.

 

[Haramburger]

It's like seeing a 35 year old man with crows' feet and a receding hairline wearing a spiked choker, black lipstick, bondage pants and a Korn t-shirt.

Guy Fieri?

Regardless, Merry Christmas everyone. Was hoping for something pathetic in this thread today like the Christmas they spent in IRC chatting each other about Gamergate instead of having a normal holiday but you'll have to settle for this instagram cringe.

Yes, by all means, gift Jake Alley/Violet Ocean a gun. It can only end well for you.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sorry but this girl becoming an international prostitute is pure KF fan fiction.

Fuck off.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Yes, by all means, gift Jake Alley/Violet Ocean a gun. It can only end well for you.

Yep, giving guns to mentally-unstable people with no supervision is much more just and sound than giving them to people with proper training whose job involves using said guns in dangerous situations.
These people don't think through this kind of thing. Sometimes I think they don't think at all, or if they do, they do it with their genitals, which is definitely the case of our dear aposematic sow here.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The largest argument you could make against her having a sugar daddy is that you don’t see the conspicuous consumption on her social media posts like you used to. A couple years ago she was flying all over, going to the Grorious Nippon at least a couple times a year, etc. These days it’s a lot more low key which could indicate that her income is down significantly where she can’t do that anymore, which makes sense considering she just has a pity job at some indie firm.

Mentally she would be receptive to being a sugar baby but she has very little gaming cachet these days, resorting to tabletop games, a far cry from video games or even comics. A simp with more money than sense can just hit up any number of Twitch titty streamers instead who would offer the big tiddy goth gf experience without the age, the weight, and not as likely to throw you under the bus for a chance to restart her dead and gay grifts.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Where’s the proof that she’s making anywhere near $80k?


Dr Drew has a theory that people’s mental maturity stops around the time they become sexually active. That definitely applies to Chelsea where she sucks and fucks the guys in her social circle to get what she wants. She’s likely done that since being an early teenager, which explains many things about her including her terrible fashion sense.

He and Adam Carolla, whenever they would hear a woman call in to Loveline with a squeaky voice, would immediately guess and then ask at what age the woman got molested. I always found that very amusing, moreso because they were usually pretty close - and almost always right about her being molested.

 

[AnOminous]

The largest argument you could make against her having a sugar daddy is that you don’t see the conspicuous consumption on her social media posts like you used to. A couple years ago she was flying all over, going to the Grorious Nippon at least a couple times a year, etc. These days it’s a lot more low key which could indicate that her income is down significantly where she can’t do that anymore, which makes sense considering she just has a pity job at some indie firm.

No new titty jobs, no new cars, no bling, she's just a badly aging slut with no takers. That's exactly what she deserves. SJWs have moved on to younger social justice waifus and Chelsaaaaay is forgotten by everyone but the flabby bearded gnome Jake Alley. I think being an actual literal fucking murderer pretty much used up any clout she had. Even given the sheer level of tolerance for bullshit from their own kind, murder is a bit too far.