Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Well, well, well... LOL looks like somebody didn’t realize that she was involved in something AWFUL regarding ::gasp:: REAL ESTATE FRAUD!! Yep!! Jack McLoughlin STOLE my SSN *aaaaand*!!! Get this!! TRIED to secure a loan for a house from YOU!

...*my* legal team is shit..? Lol. Sounds like YOURS got themselves a bonus this year for prosecuting you before Christmas Day. Public Defenders aren’t always nice to you because you’re “innocent”, you moo-cow. Have fun in prison!

Is this legal team with you as we speak? Can other people see and interact with them too?

 

[Ol' Slag]

I was wondering why a post I made in 2016 was getting ratings.

Did this schizophrenic necro their own thread?

 

[Begemot]

Elora, your schizophrenia is so powerful that it has broken noted internet bully Deadpool.

Is your therapist on your legal team too? You should consult with them about your legal case, I’m sure they’ll have some interesting observations to share.

Seriously, Elora, @Deadpool is a top bloke. Please take your meds. This isn't you.

 

[FisterSister]

Seriously, Elora, @Deadpool is a top bloke. Please take your meds. This isn't you.

She was doing great for years and then this happened. It's not even funny anymore , this is legitimately sad to see her relapse and actually get worse.

 

[gorgon]

you moo-cow

my new favorite insult

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Well, well, well... LOL looks like somebody didn’t realize that she was involved in something AWFUL regarding ::gasp:: REAL ESTATE FRAUD!! Yep!! Jack McLoughlin STOLE my SSN *aaaaand*!!! Get this!! TRIED to secure a loan for a house from YOU!

...*my* legal team is shit..? Lol. Sounds like YOURS got themselves a bonus this year for prosecuting you before Christmas Day. Public Defenders aren’t always nice to you because you’re “innocent”, you moo-cow. Have fun in prison!

When you reply like this, do you feel better or worse afterward? Because if you feel better, then by all means, post away. But if it leaves you feeling angry or upset, I strongly suggest not posting here anymore.

 

[ELLE101]

Man, you people are sick.

Christina Juarez: you are.... the FILTHIEST thing from my past as a little girl that I never saw coming locally. Lusting after your little sister and her best friends when she was 9 and you were a senior in high school..?!!
Once a pedo, always a pedo. Except this time because of your internet search history (PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE IMMUNE TO FEDERAL INTERNET LAWS AGAINST CERTAIN PORNOGRAPHY PREFERENCES......) - bestiality is on your list of crimes.

And Jack?
Keep trying. Mick will only castrate you faster.

When you reply like this, do you feel better or worse afterward? Because if you feel better, then by all means, post away. But if it leaves you feeling angry or upset, I strongly suggest not posting here anymore.

STOP TRYING, JMC

 

[Ol' Slag]

STOP TRYING, JMC

Why did you stop taking your meds?

 

[Deadpool]

Holy shit, this is the sweetest thing I've ever seen you say on the internet.

..Are-- are you in love?

Nah, I've just experienced things being good and then losing my meds and getting mind fucked because of it. I sympathize.

Elora, your schizophrenia is so powerful that it has broken noted internet bully Deadpool.

Is your therapist on your legal team too? You should consult with them about your legal case, I’m sure they’ll have some interesting observations to share.

Nah I'm not broken. I've told @TamarYaelBatYah to kill herself multiple times since last night. Hell I just told her to do it in front of her kids so they have one good childhood memory.

Seriously, Elora, @Deadpool is a top bloke. Please take your meds. This isn't you.

Thanks!

I wasn't aware me being nice once would create such a frenzy on here. I'll make sure not to do it too often. Once every decade should suffice.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Man, you people are sick.

Christina Juarez: you are.... the FILTHIEST thing from my past as a little girl that I never saw coming locally. Lusting after your little sister and her best friends when she was 9 and you were a senior in high school..?!!
Once a pedo, always a pedo. Except this time because of your internet search history (PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE IMMUNE TO FEDERAL INTERNET LAWS AGAINST CERTAIN PORNOGRAPHY PREFERENCES......) - bestiality is on your list of crimes.

And Jack?
Keep trying. Mick will only castrate you faster.

Saturn is a silly planet.

 

[Emo Crow]

Jesus christ this thread has exploded. Not sure what caused it to, but it's simultaneously entertaining and terrifying. @LL137 what happened dude? You seemed like a pretty reasonable person a couple pages ago before you suddenly started having an aggressive schizo episode. Not to white knight or anything, but I actually kind of feel bad for you and I really think it would be best for you to stay off of social media in general. It's clearly not doing you any favors.

 

[flight of ideas]

Jesus christ this thread has exploded. Not sure what caused it to, but it's simultaneously entertaining and terrifying. @LL137 what happened dude? You seemed like a pretty reasonable person a couple pages ago before you suddenly started having an aggressive schizo episode.

a) end of marriage/long-term relationship
b) stress of pandemic
c) lack of access to/“noncompliance with” medication
d) two or all of the above

2020 is truly a dumpster fire that will keep on burning to the bitter end

 

[ELLE101]

..God damn. Wow. I knew J was hiding something from me during our entire GENUINE marriage - but to discover that this little website has been his place to explore all the disturbed personalities within his psyche is just... terrifying, honestly.

JACK - sweetie, honey, bb, love of my life: STOP RESISTING. The more you tell me to take my meds, the longer you’re going to go away to an asylum in England. You’ve already committed GENUINE local (and GLOBAL) crimes that have resulted in you neeeeever being allowed back in America again, and because you’re such a narcissistic psychotic sociopath who’s gotten away with his “inner world” for DECADES - you’re accustomed to feeling like you’ve gotten away with it AGAIN because YOUR DADDY has alwaaays had to financially clean up your mistakes .. Not this time, faggot.

Keep squirming, you ACTUAL schizophrenic - keep telling yourself *I’m* the one who’s always needed medication.. Truly FEEL how much it BUUUUURNS to know your little Disney/cartoon Porn hub is the only legacy you’ve ever worked towards in your entire life that’s manifested results.

You are so, so twisted and disturbed. NEVER in my *life* would I have suspected that YOU were behind making this awful thread four years ago, Jack. Not only that - but you are a fucking DISGRACE to your family. Mick, Bina, Frank... LILY (your *GORGEOUS* little sister). All of us - including MY PARENTS - will never forgive and never forget what you did to ME.

Thank you for being such a supportive and loving husband to me the past few years, babe. The last year or so really just felt like incestuous sibling rivalry on your part, so... have fun with cleaning that out of the crusty asshole of your memory until you’re 64.

 

[Deadpool]

..God damn. Wow. I knew J was hiding something from me during our entire GENUINE marriage - but to discover that this little website has been his place to explore all the disturbed personalities within his psyche is just... terrifying, honestly.

JACK - sweetie, honey, bb, love of my life: STOP RESISTING. The more you tell me to take my meds, the longer you’re going to go away to an asylum in England. You’ve already committed GENUINE local (and GLOBAL) crimes that have resulted in you neeeeever being allowed back in America again, and because you’re such a narcissistic psychotic sociopath who’s gotten away with his “inner world” for DECADES - you’re accustomed to feeling like you’ve gotten away with it AGAIN because YOUR DADDY has alwaaays had to financially clean up your mistakes .. Not this time, faggot.

Keep squirming, you ACTUAL schizophrenic - keep telling yourself *I’m* the one who’s always needed medication.. Truly FEEL how much it BUUUUURNS to know your little Disney/cartoon Porn hub is the only legacy you’ve ever worked towards in your entire life that’s manifested results.

You are so, so twisted and disturbed. NEVER in my *life* would I have suspected that YOU were behind making this awful thread four years ago, Jack. Not only that - but you are a fucking DISGRACE to your family. Mick, Bina, Frank... LILY (your *GORGEOUS* little sister). All of us - including MY PARENTS - will never forgive and never forget what you did to ME.

Thank you for being such a supportive and loving husband to me the past few years, babe. The last year or so really just felt like incestuous sibling rivalry on your part, so... have fun with cleaning that out of the crusty asshole of your memory until you’re 64.

So according to random lolcows I'm: Harvey Weinstein, Tony Robbins, Corey Taylor, Lamonte Henry, Heather Ray, and now some random guy named Jack who may or may not be a cartoon pornographer. Good to know.

Edit: Fuck it, don't take your meds. This is clearly the posting of a rational minded,sane individual and not the incomprehensible jibbering of an untreated schitzophrenic.

 

[Spergichu]

So according to random lolcows I'm: Harvey Weinstein, Tony Robbins, Corey Taylor, Lamonte Henry, Heather Ray, and now some random guy named Jack who may or may not be a cartoon pornographer. Good to know.

Edit: Fuck it, don't take your meds. This is clearly the posting of a rational minded sane individual and not the jibbering of an untreated schitzophrenic.

Don't forget literally Deadpool.

 

[Deadpool]

Don't forget literally Deadpool.

I am literally Deadpool tho. My name and profile pic prove it.

 

[ELLE101]

Five shots of LITHIUM by now, eh?

hows the video conferencing going w my legal team, hmm?

please be sure to mention all your favorite memories of our marriage to Shannon while she signs your death warrant for securing a $100k HOME LOAN on *my* coat tails.

I’ll tell you what. Click this link, go to 20:18, and you’ll see ONE of the genuine battles between ELORA SNOW and JackMC - it’s an important one because when I artistically snapped YOUR neck in this particular scene, MY PHONE STOPPED RECORDING ITSELF!!! woah!!! Such a weird happenstance that I didn’t know was happening for months and months on end after NOT FILMING HUNDREDS OF THESE SAME BATTLES SINCE FUCKING *SEPTEMBER.*

https://youtu.be/MrP_4TUbs0I

Use your bestest most big boy language and vocabulary to explain RATIONALLY to a COP in Vista, California why you shouldn’t go on a 14 day hold to properly medicate you for transport back to London. Go on. We’re waiting, Jack.

 

[Deadpool]

Five shots of LITHIUM by now, eh?

I'd say that's what you need at minimum.

 

[Spergichu]

*SEPTEMBER.*

Go back to Reddit.

 

[Deadpool]

Go back to Reddit.

Remember, remember the fifth of September, when Elora last took her meds.