Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

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and then he woke up
 
my vagina and i are laughing at this
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The first one looks like that grizzled cursed wojak meme.


This. Also, women that want to feel inclusive and woke help parrot this shit, so the troons get an assist and the asspats they crave.

For example:
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McKenna is a bi woman constantly posting about fatphobia and being fat, so she is all about “normalizing” bullshit that shouldn’t be praised.
“Bryleigh” (Brydon) and Brian are just two dudes living pathetic lives after their wives divorced them. They have turned their sour grapes and rage at their inability to get laid on “terfs” (which again, has nothing to do with radical feminism, but the audacity to say No to their dicks).

posting Brian again because what the fuck is this low-effort shit.
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I don't have enough vomit in my body to express how this makes me feel.


How do you do my fellow dudes? :story:
Should I be a cute fat girl looking down a future brimming with unlimited possibilities or a creepy abomination trapped in a miserable dead-end life? Decisions, decisions.


Sometimes these things are not tragic at all, sometimes a specimens voluntarily removal from the gene pool is for the greater good.

In that first GIF, did he try to edit out his mammoth cromag brow indentations or is that just the light hitting the so-manly valley on his forehead?


Are you kidding me? I love dating single moms. They know they need to land a provider so they try harder in the sack.
Also probably more tolerant of being toted around in a sack. Bitches don't know about my duffel bag... yet.


That is so extreme that it is 100% indistinguishable from caricature.
 
Merry Christmass everyone! Thanks for keeping me sane thru 2020. Let's see if 2021 gives us just as many laughs.
HER app dump: [disgusted sigh]

starting with FTMs in honor of Ellen Page and her new manly mean mug selfie.
It gave me this deep feeling of pity and sadness, watching someone delude themselves on such an extreme level, while being clapped for by woke folx. the feeling of fremdscham; vicarious embarrassment.
it reminded me of this profile:
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even tinier Asher
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Kayden (lol the names get me every time) added a photo with cow Jazz Jennings
side note, Bryleigh removed Lesbian from his profile, was this a moment of real self-awareness, or did he just realize he looked ridiculous with 5+ sexual orientations listed? He kept demisexual like a kid on tumblr instead of the 42-year-old heterosexual father of two that he is
Another cross-eyed... "lesbian"
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I will never run out of Alices. This one posted his troon mode and normal dude instas (trigger warning for extremely shitty art)
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titty skittles aren't gonna do a thing about those size 13 clodhoppers
The more hideous you are, the more you are concerned about terfs (aka, anyone not outright worshipping the girl dick 24/7)
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I end with... Brian. :story:
Doing God's work, you are.

OK, gang, meet Mateo, another TiF ignoring gay men's boundaries.
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I have to say that is a pretty successful transformation. I mean, the tits still look weird as fuck and the nipples are all wrong, but I would probably have been fooled down the bar - at least until she opened her mouth and that froggy croaky T-voice comes out.

Next up is Jamal. Jamal looks and sounds _completely_ sane - no mental issues here, no siree.
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What is it with TiFs and being into the most degrading sex shit they can think up? Is that what they really think of gay men?

And finally, unknown TiF. At least this one doesn't seem like a complete nutjob.
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Really funny that she thinks she packs a medium-sized cock and I wish she'd posted her tattoos; they are usually terrible. But at least she's not calling herself gay, so yeah I guess?
If the smell of dried-up underwear cum is "mayo", he definitely reeks of it.

For the same reason I don't chow down on my dildos, I would not chow down on that thing. Goddamn it's sad.
 
This one kinda made me angry.
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Did you grow a dick yet bro?
Edit: link to the spastic https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIE...tis_got_slam_dunked_3_weeks_ago_and_im_proud/
I'm always curious where this comes from, so I go back to a person's first posts/comments on Reddit. Maybe 10 percent were trannies from the beginning but the other 90 started out posting in r/lesbians or the male equivalent. This one was posting in everything lesbian and calling themselves female as recent as a year ago, but is now trans and posting on gay subs.
 
While HerShe is played by a cis woman, I honestly think it’s one of the strongest portrayals of a transwoman out there. She commands the respect of a whole gang of outlaws and stands up against being misgendered all while helping the guy doing the misgendering because she realizes that there are worse things out there than being called a name.

its a strength that honestly spoke to me (as much as Escape from LA can speak to a person) as a cis woman. Because frankly, the cis women in that movie were morons.
I don't remember the character at all. Or much more than the bare bones of the plot tbh. But I did only watch it once, half a lifetime ago. I've got more appreciation for cheesy films now I'm getting on a bit.
I'm gonna go download it, ta both for sorting out tonight's viewing :heart-full:
 
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I'm always curious where this comes from, so I go back to a person's first posts/comments on Reddit. Maybe 10 percent were trannies from the beginning but the other 90 started out posting in r/lesbians or the male equivalent. This one was posting in everything lesbian and calling themselves female as recent as a year ago, but is now trans and posting on gay subs.
What’s up with that? The traditional explanation is that FTMs are lesbians dealing with internalized homophobia so they transition to ‘become’ a straight guy. But lesbian who ‘becomes’ a gay guy...?? How does that make sense?
 
Living their life must be so exhausting where every action has to be judged as feminine or masculine on various levels, who has time for that? Eat the fucking toast, or don't. Go outside, get a job.
Also, as usual the MtF supposedly has some feminine soul but his "toxic masculinity" totally is the fault of his family :story:
That's one of the things that drives me nuts about troonism. Depending on what's more convenient for them at the time trannies will either claim that gender is a social construct that doesn't matter and that it's fluid or they'll claim that gender is fundamental and unchangeable. They switch from one to the other with absolutely no self-awareness.
They will claim that cis people are so committed to gender roles that we get offended by seeing them reject them when really the vast majority of us just think they're ridiculous for trying so hard (or claiming to try, some of them don't even recognizably try) to reject their gender roles.
They will claim that cis people never think about gender roles and that therefore they're better at being men/women than we are when we recognize that our hobbies and clothing aren't what make us men or women.

Unfortunately, this sort of schizophrenically hypocritical take on transness works way too well and handmaidens never seem to recognize the inherent contradiction until something finally makes them peak trans and everything falls apart in record time. That's what happened to me, but I think that most trans allies won't even think about it hard enough to ever recognize the contradiction. They get told that 1) trannnies reject gender roles (which they sometimes do) therefore 2) transphobes must embrace restrictive gender roles (which they sometimes do) therefore 3) trannies are progressive and transphobia are conservative (which they sometimes are) and therefore 4) that as progressives they should always support trans people.
Why don't we see this sort of approach work for conservatives though? Why don't they claim that transphobes are trying to tear down gender roles and that trannies are embracing them (which is at least as true as points 1 and 2 above)? Well, they do, it's just not as successful on conservatives. That's not because conservatives are more intelligent though, it's because self-serving and hypocritical tranny apologetics is fundamentally an exercise in sophistry and while both sides engage in sophistry progressives are more likely to be convinced by it (because progressivism is almost always full of academics) while conservatives pretty much only use it to enforce their own beliefs. So a few fetishists (AGPs, AAPs, GAMPS and what have you) who probably used to be pretty evenly spread on all parts of the political spectrum ended up making inroads on the left, not only drawing in more fetishists to their part of the spectrum but also managing to flip some of the people who were already there. They still have some of these fetishists on the right, but because they don't get indulged they're usually pretty obviously just conservative men who want to fuck men dressed as women.
One of the best examples of the shallow progressivism of the trans rights movements is traditionally leftist organizations like the ACLU latching onto obvious cases of homophobic parents openly saying that they were worried that their child was gay and being relieved that they're trans (but it's OK for little Jaron Jazz to be feminine and attracted to boys because he she is a girl).
 

Oh god, you can see the scar on the first guy's hairline from where they stitched his face back on. Oh god.

Second pic... that just looks like a raw hot dog. She's got a raw hot dog stuck to her crotch. Also, I will never get over the pale lifelessness of the fake penises. I wonder what the rates are of those things having to be removed because the lack of circulation causes.. you know, medical issues? Holy shit.

And the third one... what does she have rubbed all over her chest? It looks like coffee grounds.

What’s up with that? The traditional explanation is that FTMs are lesbians dealing with internalized homophobia so they transition to ‘become’ a straight guy. But lesbian who ‘becomes’ a gay guy...?? How does that make sense?

I think a lot of it is social expectation and not wanting to lose community. "Straight transmen" are treated like absolute dogshit in the community. Most at least pretend to be "pansexual" or something in order to avoid being hit with the stigma of being considered "straight". There's also a huge assumption in ftm circles that all ftms are attracted to men, so there's a ton of social pressure there. It's part of why a lot of trans-identified women date each other - they can still be in a homosexual relationship like they want, but they don't have to pretend to be straight.

Also, there's significant evidence that exogenous testosterone just fucks with women's sex drive and sexuality. I've read some testimonials from detransitioned women who said they weren't and aren't attracted to men at all, but when they were on testosterone they were. Probably something to do with making their sex drive go to eleven, that it becomes hard to be discriminating or something, I don't know. I wish someone would do a study on this stuff, but they never will because it might make transition sound like a bad idea.
 
Oh god, you can see the scar on the first guy's hairline from where they stitched his face back on. Oh god.

Second pic... that just looks like a raw hot dog. She's got a raw hot dog stuck to her crotch. Also, I will never get over the pale lifelessness of the fake penises. I wonder what the rates are of those things having to be removed because the lack of circulation causes.. you know, medical issues? Holy shit.

And the third one... what does she have rubbed all over her chest? It looks like coffee grounds.



I think a lot of it is social expectation and not wanting to lose community. "Straight transmen" are treated like absolute dogshit in the community. Most at least pretend to be "pansexual" or something in order to avoid being hit with the stigma of being considered "straight". There's also a huge assumption in ftm circles that all ftms are attracted to men, so there's a ton of social pressure there. It's part of why a lot of trans-identified women date each other - they can still be in a homosexual relationship like they want, but they don't have to pretend to be straight.

Also, there's significant evidence that exogenous testosterone just fucks with women's sex drive and sexuality. I've read some testimonials from detransitioned women who said they weren't and aren't attracted to men at all, but when they were on testosterone they were. Probably something to do with making their sex drive go to eleven, that it becomes hard to be discriminating or something, I don't know. I wish someone would do a study on this stuff, but they never will because it might make transition sound like a bad idea.
Hunh, I always thought the assumption was that most FTMs are ‘straight’ (into women). But I haven’t really engaged in anything to do with the community since like 2012, and it’s changed a lot since then.
 
Hunh, I always thought the assumption was that most FTMs are ‘straight’ (into women). But I haven’t really engaged in anything to do with the community since like 2012, and it’s changed a lot since then.
It used to be that way, and it still is in young children being transed by their parents, but since the rise in ROGD (rapid onset gender dysphoria) and social contagion, the majority of ftms I believe are now at least bisexual but probably heterosexual (into men). It's considered cool and sexy to be trans, and, at least among younger people, it's honestly stigmatized now to be a "straight cis girl" (not as much as it is to be a "cis" lesbian but still) especially if you don't perform femininity literally to the highest level possible - IOW it's okay to be a "straight cis girl" if you're an Insta model who takes four hours every day to apply sixteen separate levels of makeup, but not if you're the kind of girl who wears t-shirts and jeans and doesn't wear makeup. Not to mention that if you're heterosexual and "cis", you're expected to performatively flay yourself in service to your trans betters literally 24/7.
 
Living their life must be so exhausting where every action has to be judged as feminine or masculine on various levels, who has time for that? Eat the fucking toast, or don't. Go outside, get a job.
Also, as usual the MtF supposedly has some feminine soul but his "toxic masculinity" totally is the fault of his family :story:
I am reminded of this insufferable tumblr post about the "struggles" of being non-binary.
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Troon 5 months on HRT who hasn't thought yet to put a single drop of cream on his stringy man hair has a weird obsession of posting picture of him driving with ponies. Here is his reasoning. I bet $500 that he is 100% absolutely fucking those stuffed toys ponies. Isn't the pony fandom dead at this point and mainly replaced by autistic furries? How are there still people like this?

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This one kinda made me angry.
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Did you grow a dick yet bro?
Edit: link to the spastic https://www.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIE...tis_got_slam_dunked_3_weeks_ago_and_im_proud/
I did a little more digging on her reddit profile to figure out why such a cute and pretty young woman would mutilate her body like that, and a picture has begun to emerge. There's this:

"Me, mom and dad were eating supper last night and dad said that the bread was dry. Mom took offense because she bought it. I tried to calm her down by saying that it wasn't worth arguing over. She escalated the verbal abuse by grabbing his chin and back of neck and screaming at him. I felt scared and thought about calling the police. I didn't. I started recording audio and mom threatened to kill dad if he started smiling at her (not taking her seriously)."

Link (archive)

Some more pictures of the transition:

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Before and after

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Before and after

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Imagine trooning out and then still taking selfies in the classic thot pose

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Complications of the surgery.

Posted with the title: "I'm so unhappy with my chest"

Honestly I have to stop myself with this one. This chick's got a whole rabbit hole of her own on reddit just there to fall into. A lot of the pictures also amply demonstrate how testosterone destroys women's faces by giving them acne worse than any teenager.
 
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