Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Coccxys said:
For the approximately 10 seconds before their record company dropped them under pressure, every event location on earth banned them from performing, every even remotely "punk" related website banned people for their meer mention and YouTube banned their music from being uploaded. The hilarious part is of course the people who think themselves "punk" are in fact "the man" in this scenario.
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Never been easier to censor than today, ironic isnt it?

Back in the day getting banned by a big record company meant jack shit, you could still find a minor one that would take you, small venues would still work with you

Now? well everybody uses spotify, soundcloud or yt for music so if they cut you off then you're reduced to really fringe shit, normies cant be expected to do any effort now and wont even download a torrent anymore

Not even a shitty bar will let you play if they risk an angry mob of woketards breaking in or calling a fake bomb threat, let alone the very real possibility of the bank they use dropping them for "supporting hate" or some bullshit, so now they cant take anything but cash with normies again cant be arsed to use anymore
 
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cybertoaster said:
Back in the day getting banned by a big record company meant jack shit, you could still find a minor one that would take you, small venues would still work with you

Now? well everybody uses spotify, soundcloud or yt for music so if they cut you off then you're reduced to really fringe shit, normies cant be expected to do any effort now and wont even download a torrent anymore

Not even a shitty bar will let you play if they risk an angry mob of woketards breaking in or calling a fake bomb threat, let alone the very real possibility of the bank they use dropping them for "supporting hate" or some bullshit, so now they cant take anything but cash with normies again cant be arsed to use anymore
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There are promoters and venues that will put on anything if it sells tickets. Just look at all the white grime artists that “misappropriate” niggo culture and rap about beating women. Before rona those shows were everywhere.
 
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Neko GF said:
Another Cyberpunk video:
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1. The pan and zoom on every still image is worse than it's ever been and I have to hide the video in order to listen to it because it's so distracting.
2. The amount of irrelevant images he inserts into his videos while narrating is insane. I remember him using fewer narrated content in his older videos. He's probably too fat to stand at his podium long enough to record the entire video.
 
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1. The pan and zoom on every still image is worse than it's ever been and I have to hide the video in order to listen to it because it's so distracting.
2. The amount of irrelevant images he inserts into his videos while narrating is insane. I remember him using fewer narrated content in his older videos. He's probably too fat to stand at his podium long enough to record the entire video.
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He doesn’t even edit his own videos anymore. As far as I can tell his workload consists of one script and 10 minutes of podium time a week. Maybe a little stream or two with his best bro Josh Dale.

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Parklife said:
Calm down my young autist.

Besides, when Jim eventually kicks the bucket it’s going to be a nightmare for the authorities. Probably have to borrow some equipment from the people who deal with beached whales.
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"Ms. Sterling? Er.. did I come at a bad time?"

"Oh, no. Tyrone, Deshawn, Larry - go into the dildo room. Me and this Bobby need to talk... What is up? Here to have a creamy fat woman pee in your mouth?"

"Uh, no. Miss, your husband er- life partner, he uh- suffered a fatal stroke. He was found dead in the bathroom of a candy store. Uhm - this must hard and -"

"Oh! Oh. Well, you know. It happens. Anyways, I better go. He left some sort of legacy in this world complaining about children's toys or something. Anywho - if you change your mind, handsome. Come in and let me flush about ten gallons of fat girl pee into your mouth."
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
"Ms. Sterling? Er.. did I come at a bad time?"

"Oh, no. Tyrone, Deshawn, Larry - go into the dildo room. Me and this Bobby need to talk... What is up? Here to have a creamy fat woman pee in your mouth?"

"Uh, no. Miss, your husband er- life partner, he uh- suffered a fatal stroke. He was found dead in the bathroom of a candy store. Uhm - this must hard and -"

"Oh! Oh. Well, you know. It happens. Anyways, I better go. He left some sort of legacy in this world complaining about children's toys or something. Anywho - if you change your mind, handsome. Come in and let me flush about ten gallons of fat girl pee into your mouth."
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It’s “Mx. Sterling” to you.

Or it was, it disappeared off the internet a few years back and now all we have are the cuck receipts.

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Parklife said:
I like that the punk bit was the red flag and not the fat tranny obsession
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I find it hilarious that Jim, who is from the UK, hasn't stopped and thought "maybe doing HRT isn't a great idea to achieve non binary" after what had happened to Alan Turing. The UK government forced him to take HRT to stop his homosexuality, and it fucked his head up so much he eventually did a flip.
 
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Pizdec said:
I find it hilarious that Jim, who is from the UK, hasn't stopped and thought "maybe doing HRT isn't a great idea to achieve non binary" after what had happened to Alan Turing. The UK government forced him to take HRT to stop his homosexuality, and it fucked his head up so much he eventually did a flip.
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He’s not trying to be non-binary. He’s gone full fat tranny, keep reading the thread.

Ironic though that 70 years ago the UK was dishing out titty pills to sterilise the gays, but in 2020 they won’t give them to queers that want to sterilise themselves.
 
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