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2° They'll apparently be installing solar panels on the farm within a month or so, I speculate with Bonnie's pseudoinheritance money, then once that's done they'll be getting windmills on the farm as well.
Of course the first thing that comes to Kev's mind is how he can now play WoW literally all night now
Isn't their regulator all fucked up though? Did they ever fix the electrical system properly or was the last time just a jury-rig attempt to make it run for another year?
Tranny Ranch is burning down, burning down, burning down, Tranny Ranch is burning down, congrats Bonnie.
 
I wonder if the past 4 years of Kevin's life went by quickly because he doesn't do anything. If every day is the same, time's not as memorable. I imagine him waking up at noon, tweeting for several hours, looking at fetish nonsense online, eating some hotpockets, dilating ( :cryblood: ), then tweeting some more before playing wow and passing out in the Community Sleep Heap. He's in poor health so that probably exhausts him.
Clean your room and get a job, Kevin. You're 30. Troons never have a place in their mental hellscapes for the stereotypical type-A 30s woman who gets up at 5am for kale smoothies and barre class before going to the office. I know no 30 year old women who act like Kevin or any of the manchildren trancheros.
 
What backstory is there on Bonnie? He sounds so fucking unlikeable in his every tweet, even Pennywise and KevKev at least bother to pretend they're not complete psychopaths when talking to other troons. And yet, Bonnie is the one who has managed to find himself a husband. But who knows, might as well be some kind of hostage situation I guess.
 
I don't know if it's been posted already but
1° Apparently Bonnie's brother-in-law is selling his house, and some of that money will be going to him/the tranch. I don't know whether he'll also be getting an inheritance from his grandpa's death, but I'd assume he'd get something
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"Thanks for letting me hide from my mom at your place even if it is a terrible shit hole!"

What an ungrateful sack of shit. And Bonnie, you don't have room to talk. We've all seen the interior shots of the tranch. I'm guessing you have a million cats and dogs around to keep out the mice and rats that would undoubtedly be overrunning the place otherwise.
 
Reminder the 'natural lubrication' in fauxginas may be some combination of, depending on surgical procedure: leaking plasma, intestinal mucous, or seminal fluid from intact prostates.
You forgot sweat and dead skin cells, like skin under a bandage, but with no air getting to it.
 
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3.5 years of HRT. What a stunning transformation-
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Going from looking like a stereotypical incel to looking like an old man trying (and failing) to crossdress.
Kev says: "I used to be! Intimidated!! By the idea of wearing girl clothes!!!"
But he never explains why you need to cut your dick off, break with your family, join a commune with a bunch of other men that you have to address as "mistress" or "gf", and beg for money on the internet, if all you want to do is wear girl clothes.
The bottom line is Kev and so many of these failsons are intimidated by the prospect of living their own life. They sell it as "their authentic selves", but what they buy in to is prepackaged catgorl uWu bullshit.
 
You have a solid point. ER had everything going for him- good looking guy, rich dad, enough brains. I've seen way schlubbier dudes pull the hot sorority girl of ER's dreams, and charm is a learned skill.

I think the disconnect is that charm requires either an EXCELLENT memory, or genuine interest in other people. People will forgive you for being Hank Hill awkward if you ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN.
I read Elliot Roger’s autobiography, he was a turbo-sperg who didn’t understand human interaction. He didn’t believe in shooting his shot and thought women should just flock to him without any effort of his own. He definitely had women drop hints but he was too autistic to notice they wanted him to make a move.
Fuck if this is magic I'm micky mouse in Fantasia

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Mop head faggot
Want a beautiful transformation, after a year and a half of HRT, he decided to wear lipstick. It’s simply magic.
 
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"Thanks for letting me hide from my mom at your place even if it is a terrible shit hole!"

What an ungrateful sack of shit. And Bonnie, you don't have room to talk. We've all seen the interior shots of the tranch. I'm guessing you have a million cats and dogs around to keep out the mice and rats that would undoubtedly be overrunning the place otherwise.
I'm gagging reading that tweet after seeing pics of the tranch. I can not fathom the definition of 'shitty' being used here.
 
What backstory is there on Bonnie? He sounds so fucking unlikeable in his every tweet, even Pennywise and KevKev at least bother to pretend they're not complete psychopaths when talking to other troons. And yet, Bonnie is the one who has managed to find himself a husband. But who knows, might as well be some kind of hostage situation I guess.
I guess it's no surprise that the one with the stupidest pronouns is possibly the most psychopathic. He goes by "ey / em / eir" apparently, but she/they will do. How much do you wanna bet that while Bonnie is gone, everyone at the tranch has ditched the neopronouns and defaults to "she" when talking about him? (I would say "they" as well, but they all want to reinforce the idea that they are troon'honest ladies so they would probably prefer "she").

Like, I die a little inside at the idea that people would have to watch their speech, trip over their words, and fight their brain every time they talk about me. I think it takes a great deal of narcissism to demand opposite-sex pronouns plus an extra touch of sociopathy to demand your own made-up terms.
 
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>Imagine Kevin being anything other than a perverted male who likes LARP as whatever he feels like that day.

Also
> Agender- a person with no gender identity

Almost as contradictory as his "bi-lesbian" shtick.
>know you can never make it as a woman and you'll never pass
>pretend you were really some other made up gender the whole time so you have to put even less effort into it as a cope
 
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