Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 51 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.6%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.4%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.7%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.6%
  • Total voters
    429
Monster Mama said:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1342641854916030464 https://archive.md/qbiWW (has already been archived)
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Well, that's weird. Lou sold an iPad with two Apple Pencils in August and another one with one Apple Pencil a month ago. If he had kept just one of those styluses he wouldn't need another one. It's almost like he doesn't think ahead or something.

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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1342637108188618752 https://archive.md/ZRfJp
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Okay, look, I know I said that this tweet was peak Lou, but this latest one--in which he informs the world that he's spending time trying to think of things he would like to own so he can ask the rest of us to pay for them--may just be the topper. The absolute sense of entitlement, the expectation that people who work for their money ought to give him some of it so he can buy more luxuries, is pure distilled Lou in its most concentrated form. If I were a billionaire I'd hire a goddamn skywriter to draw this tweet in the air above Lou's house, and I'd saturate the local media with advertising to make sure he knew I was doing it.

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I just want to take a moment to sit here and properly gape at this man. This creature who is so utterly blind and ignorant of himself and his situation that he sits and brags about how he has a PS4 pro, a Roku TV, cable streamed directly to his little Gollum cave, and he STILL thinks that begging for an XBox is a legit okay thing to do.

I hear of people living in hells of their own making, but this guy, this guy right here. Holy damn.
 
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Is he serious about the whole “I need a brand new game console because my current one won’t connect to WiFi”? Like holy fuck, troubleshoot that shit. I can’t even imagine what goes through your head when you’re screeching about “Poor people deserve nice things, too!” and then have the audacity to replace and repurchase electronics like some wealthy, out-of-touch person who doesn’t understand basic repairs and problem-solving.
 
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I just want to take a moment to sit here and properly gape at this man. This creature who is so utterly blind and ignorant of himself and his situation that he sits and brags about how he has a PS4 pro, a Roku TV, cable streamed directly to his little Gollum cave, and he STILL thinks that begging for an XBox is a legit okay thing to do.

I hear of people living in hells of their own making, but this guy, this guy right here. Holy damn.
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"I literally cannot move from my bed." Blood clots saga coming up. Lou either already has them or will shortly.
 
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his consoles can't connect to wi-fi, what? Pretty sure consoles these days can connect to almost any wi-fi setup unless the router is literally too old. Besides, he can easily just connect his consoles to his router through a wired connection, meaning he's only doing this for grift as well, of course.
 
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his consoles can't connect to wi-fi, what? Pretty sure consoles these days can connect to almost any wi-fi setup unless the router is literally too old. Besides, he can easily just connect his consoles to his router through a wired connection, meaning he's only doing this for grift as well, of course.
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Since his dead mother is the one footing the bill, the router is, no doubt, downstairs where it belongs. All he has is a cable box he's leeching off her.
 
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Sintharia said:
Is he serious about the whole “I need a brand new game console because my current one won’t connect to WiFi”? Like holy fuck, troubleshoot that shit. I can’t even imagine what goes through your head when you’re screeching about “Poor people deserve nice things, too!” and then have the audacity to replace and repurchase electronics like some wealthy, out-of-touch person who doesn’t understand basic repairs and problem-solving.
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I honestly want to keep track of how many ways Louis throws the baby out with the bathwater, because it's absurd. Off the top of my head:

- Completely gave up on L.A. Noire because he couldn't figured out how to open a door in a tutorial level, vowed to never support the developer of the game again.
- Got too warm in his room due to unrelated causes, for some reason decided to trash the $600 computer which lasted precisely one month, to the day.
- Made absolute trash and called it "art" with a tablet, completely gave up until he bought his third or fourth Apple pen which will magically make him better.
- Watched a show with bad audio balancing, assumed it was the TV's speakers and tried to buy a new one.
- Couldn't connect to Wifi on a console, immediately gives up and tries to buy a different console instead.

Louis has the same level of brash indecisiveness as an average person picking a scent they like from Yankee Candle. Except you don't need to pay hundreds of dollars before you so much as try the candle, you actually use it to its full extent before tossing it in the trash, and you bought it with your own money. This is what a person who has zero grasp on the value of money looks like. The living embodiment of the hyperbole parents warn their children of turning into. If he hadn't came into this thread and made a fool of himself, I'd start questioning if he was even real.
 
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Can we have a new betting pool on how long it take for Lou to either get rid of of his cat dies from neglect?
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personally I don't think either of these will happen--they almost certainly would if Louis was the sole care taker of the animal, but not with his mom and stepfather in the picture.
instead, the cat will just get out and be hit by a car like their other pets.
 
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I honestly want to keep track of how many ways Louis throws the baby out with the bathwater, because it's absurd. Off the top of my head:

- Completely gave up on L.A. Noire because he couldn't figured out how to open a door in a tutorial level, vowed to never support the developer of the game again.
- Got too warm in his room due to unrelated causes, for some reason decided to trash the $600 computer which lasted precisely one month, to the day.
- Made absolute trash and called it "art" with a tablet, completely gave up until he bought his third or fourth Apple pen which will magically make him better.
- Watched a show with bad audio balancing, assumed it was the TV's speakers and tried to buy a new one.
- Couldn't connect to Wifi on a console, immediately gives up and tries to buy a different console instead.

Louis has the same level of brash indecisiveness as an average person picking a scent they like from Yankee Candle. Except you don't need to pay hundreds of dollars before you so much as try the candle, you actually use it to its full extent before tossing it in the trash, and you bought it with your own money. This is what a person who has zero grasp on the value of money looks like. The living embodiment of the hyperbole parents warn their children of turning into. If he hadn't came into this thread and made a fool of himself, I'd start questioning if he was even real.
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I'd imagine when Lou fat body finally gives up the ghost, he'd continue on on the Farms as a classic cautionary tale against CONSOOMers.

That aside, Lou's really looking like a NEET version of a shopaholic. Literally buying things just for that fleeting moment of euphoria when he gets the shiny new parcel, and forever chasing the dragon.
 
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