Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Imagine being one of the many hospital workers who got fucking furloughed because of Coronapanic watching your contemporaries who managed to keep their jobs fucking dance on a Chinese spyware app.
Got to be vinegar & lemon juice in the wound.
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Don't forget just spitting in it.

Remember when saying "We have to learn to live with it?" counted as downplaying the virus, which by the way, how do you downplay it? The damn thing takes no prisoners; you either get fucked up by it or die.
 
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Mr Flid works in a hospital in a "treating patients" capacity. He got in trouble for telling his- fat and female, obviously- colleagues he would rather be sodomised with a chainsaw than do one of the dance videos. They didnt take the hint and asked if he could film, and there was great butthurt when he refused.

Patients apparently dying, and these thunder cunts are pouncing about like tards.

Also, has anyone heard anything of the "I want all the asspats, I have vaccine, faint fainty wainty no more attention pls" nurse?
 
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I recall seeing a magazine cover when coronapanic first started. The cover showed a patient being treated by a doctor in full hazmat-like gear, as if the patient had - as another kiwi put it - "airborne ebolaids". Some 9 months later, many are still at that level of fear over this nothingburger "pandemic". Can you imagine living like it's the new Bubonic Plague for 9 months?

(This was before the muzzle mandates, but during panic buying - some were already wearing muzzles though. With all the madness of 2020 unleashed on us by elite assholes, that time seems like so long ago now, and 2019 seems like a completely different and ancient time now. Remember when you could go places and do things without mandatory muzzles or "social distancing"?)
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I recall seeing a magazine cover when coronapanic first started. The cover showed a patient being treated by a doctor in full hazmat-like gear, as if the patient had - as another kiwi put it - "airborne ebolaids". Some 9 months later, many are still at that level of fear over this nothingburger "pandemic". Can you imagine living like it's the new Bubonic Plague for 9 months?
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I think that the average first worlder is just fucking bored. There are so many people who live such mundane lives that they "want" (or at least think they do) this to actually be the Bubonic Plague. To me I think there's a ton of overlap with people who claim to really want a civil war or the people who blabber on about how dangerous white males are or how Trump is the devil, etc. Hell, I bet it overlaps a lot with the people who are/were really into all of the zombie themed stuff in media for the last decade or so (which seems to have petered out a lot as political autism has become a new source of entertainment/fear porn) and politically I think it's pretty clear which side engages in this more, at least from my perspective.

Some really are true believers that think that walking outside is like being dropped into Chernobyl in the spring of '86, but for most I think they just crave excitement and some kind of struggle but they know that the things they're going on about really aren't that big of an issue in the real world. Of course if they ever got those things for real they'd be shitting their pants in fear and the larp wouldn't be nearly as fun to post on Twitter and Tik Tok about.
 
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Japan is closing its borders until the end of January.

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Local Fed said:
I think that the average first worlder is just fucking bored. There are so many people who live such mundane lives that they "want" (or at least think they do) this to actually be the Bubonic Plague. To me I think there's a ton of overlap with people who claim to really want a civil war or the people who blabber on about how dangerous white males are or how Trump is the devil, etc. Hell, I bet it overlaps a lot with the people who are/were really into all of the zombie themed stuff in media for the last decade or so (which seems to have petered out a lot as political autism has become a new source of entertainment/fear porn) and politically I think it's pretty clear which side engages in this more, at least from my perspective.

Some really are true believers that think that walking outside is like being dropped into Chernobyl in the spring of '86, but for most I think they just crave excitement and some kind of struggle but they know that the things they're going on about really aren't that big of an issue in the real world. Of course if they ever got those things for real they'd be shitting their pants in fear and the larp wouldn't be nearly as fun to post on Twitter and Tik Tok about.
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That's a thing with society in general. Right-wing spergs want the race war or a civil war in general where they get to survive the hordes of blacks/liberals and be a hero. Some people want oppression like they're living under Jim Crow or Hitler so make up hate crime hoaxes to get the sympathy from being oppressed and the feeling like they're the second coming of MLK. It's related to a persecution complex but with the virus cultists feels a little different because they aren't struggling against a society or people. And of course politicians and bureaucrats aren't immune to it, since THEY get to be the heroes who stopped the spread of a dangerous disease. They want to be the politicians whose biographies say "during the COVID-19 pandemic, [politician] successfully contained the spread and barely anyone died compared to [other politician]'s city."

I have a feeling history will consider a very different group of politicians the ones who best handled the "pandemic"/mass hysteria event, but who knows. With the way historiography is now, it'll take another century before people are separated from the event in question to not inject stupid politics into it and by that time we'll probably all be under the CCP's thumb and the official history will be "Western nations were stupid and inept with their foolish 'freedoms' and only glorious China and the wise leadership of the CCP handled the pandemic well."
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Japan is closing its borders until the end of January.

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Which won't work since if ANYONE gets in they'll spread the super-duper 11/10 LETHAL new strain which will outcompete all the slightly less but still 10/10 lethal strains because it spreads faster. I'm glad to know the media and dumb government officials alike are choosing "SUPERSPREADING NEW DANGEROUS STRAIN" as their latest propaganda push.
 
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s0mbra said:
Go on short walks (it tires me out!),
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Fun thing about exercise, it gets easier. Have her watch DBZ.
Bakarina said:
How come when other countries close their borders they're "heroic" and "trying to save lives" but when Trump tried to close the US borders, he was deemed evil?
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You know why. I know why.
 
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Save the Loli said:
That's a thing with society in general. Right-wing spergs want the race war or a civil war in general where they get to survive the hordes of blacks/liberals and be a hero. Some people want oppression like they're living under Jim Crow or Hitler so make up hate crime hoaxes to get the sympathy from being oppressed and the feeling like they're the second coming of MLK. It's related to a persecution complex but with the virus cultists feels a little different because they aren't struggling against a society or people.
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Are they though? In their minds they seem to think they're fighting an ignorant super spreader society that doesn't care about science and evil politicians like DeSantis, Noem and of course the Orange Man himself who won't make the hard choices to keep all the grandmas safe.
 
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Shroom King said:
If you gave me just 1% of that amount (105 million) , I would do 100 times more good with it than what that 10.5 billion is currently being used for.

Anyone who donated to BLM in 2020 needs to get necked.
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And throwed at night somewhere in East St. Louis, Ferguson, Camden or Detroit.

Edit: Styx bitchuted about a study from Tel-Aviv University who said then UV kill corona-chan.
 
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