Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Chan the Wizard said:
No one is telling a potential hire why they were denied. Richard would rather believe there is a grand conspiracy to keep him unemployed rather than admit he is unqualified for all but the most menial of jobs.
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If they do tell you, it's because you did something exceptional like lying on your resume.
Sure as fuck nobody told him that their "goon" employees recognized him or something.
 
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As this year comes to an end lets remember Lowtax lost everything to chase mediocre bi-polar Mormon pussy that ended up activity destroying him in the span of a single year. His 20+ year job that provided passive income while doing nothing, his identity, his wife(s), his kids, and any one that might suck up to him. Its all now gone.

Hell soon this very thread will fade and be forgotten until Lowtax ends up ODing.
 
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As this year comes to an end lets remember Lowtax lost everything to chase mediocre bi-polar Mormon pussy that ended up activity destroying him in the span of a single year. His 20+ year job that provided passive income while doing nothing, his identity, his wife(s), his kids, and any one that might suck up to him. Its all now gone.

Hell soon this very thread will fade and be forgotten until Lowtax ends up ODing.
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lol
 
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Back me up! said:
As this year comes to an end lets remember Lowtax lost everything to chase mediocre bi-polar Mormon pussy that ended up activity destroying him in the span of a single year. His 20+ year job that provided passive income while doing nothing, his identity, his wife(s), his kids, and any one that might suck up to him. Its all now gone.

Hell soon this very thread will fade and be forgotten until Lowtax ends up ODing.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
 
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Back me up! said:
As this year comes to an end lets remember Lowtax lost everything to chase mediocre bi-polar Mormon pussy that ended up activity destroying him in the span of a single year. His 20+ year job that provided passive income while doing nothing, his identity, his wife(s), his kids, and any one that might suck up to him. Its all now gone.

Hell soon this very thread will fade and be forgotten until Lowtax ends up ODing.
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His patreon was making 8,000/mo. It is now making $385.
That means each toe cost him $9000 over the year.
 
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Hybrid Icing said:
In this most holy of times, let us not forget what our lord and saviour Jesus Christ once said (paraphrasing): "let he who has not had sweaty feet and slipped into somehow beating the shit out of the woman he was cheating on his wife with, cast the first stone."

Amen.
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The Gnostic Bible includes the scriptures cut by the council of trent, including the ones about emotionally manipulating the the woman you beat into uploading a sobbing apology taking all the blame and absolving you of responsibility. Also the ones about castigating your daughters when they call you out on cheating on your wife. Again.
 
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moonman1488 said:
No way have two job opportunities been blown because of “goons”.

He is either just lying and not applying for anything or the potential employers simply Google his name and see this thread and all the other unflattering things about him on the internet.
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I think, like others have said, he is setting up his next chapter by saying Goons are ruining his life and he has no choice but to be an internet turncoat and tell his story for the highest bidder. And by highest I mean the most stoned at the time.
 
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Rekkington said:
I think, like others have said, he is setting up his next chapter by saying Goons are ruining his life and he has no choice but to be an internet turncoat and tell his story for the highest bidder. And by highest I mean the most stoned at the time.
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No one is interested in anything he has to say. Dick Masterson is the only person that will have him on and even he can only tolerate Richard for a few minutes.
 
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The only reason people were interested in Lowtax was because he owned SA. As long as he did that, people sort of cared about what he did or didn't do because while nobody cares about Lowtax, he was in a position of power over one of the old venerable sites of the internet. Kind of incredible how all this could have been prevented if he just didn't fall for that Mangosteen MLM scheme back in the day.
 
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If anybody was curious Lowtax is still posting neurotically on his own Facebook timeline. He posts multiple times a day with stupid boomer jokes. None of them are funny or insightful enough to bother reposting here and they get very few interactions (5-10 likes, maybe one or two comments). His Facebook has no privacy settings active so anybody can find him and read the shit he writes if you care enough to see half-baked puns from a mentally unstable pill junkie. Here's a few examples just top to bottom.

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As this year comes to an end lets remember Lowtax lost everything to chase mediocre bi-polar Mormon pussy that ended up activity destroying him in the span of a single year. His 20+ year job that provided passive income while doing nothing, his identity, his wife(s), his kids, and any one that might suck up to him. Its all now gone.

Hell soon this very thread will fade and be forgotten until Lowtax ends up ODing.
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in retrospect 2020 had a few positives
 
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