Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Excellent at Mediocrity]

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I wonder just how much trash is crammed behind that door.

 

[kevin]

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it's a cute kitty that deserves better than Lou and his trash family. speaking of trash, look at all the garbage shoved behind that door. and what is that big box visible in the second picture? it looks like a computer monitor or laptop.

 

[NightmareEyes]

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In the first pic, is that a gift bag I see?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

it's a cute kitty that deserves better than Lou and his trash family. speaking of trash, look at all the garbage shoved behind that door. and what is that big box visible in the second picture? it looks like a computer monitor or laptop.

Looks to me like a box fan, nothing exciting there.

 

[kevin]

Looks to me like a box fan, nothing exciting there.

ah now I see it. the image of a fan printed on the box looked like some kind of computer logo to me at first.

 

[The Dude]

When you're so fucking broke that you have to beg strangers for money to get by in life, the last thing you should be doing is adding further expenses to your life. And pets are expensive. With cats you have to regularly buy them food and cat litter, and if you're a responsible pet owner then you're taking them to the vet for regular checkups and making sure their shots and vaccines are up to date. If I were in the same social media circles as Louie and seeing his daily e-begging coming up in my feeds, I would be calling him out for bringing another mouth to feed into the house and then crying poverty.

And, yeah, with the shitty track record the Gagliardi family has with pets, I feel really sorry for that cat. And I'm not even a big fan of cats.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

This nigga be pushing 40 and is upset he got no presents at Christmas spoilers Lou, but Christmas isn't about presents, it's about the time spent with family and friends.

People don't get depressed over Christmas because they won't be getting any presents, they get depressed because they're lonely. Considering how much you claim to love your nephew, I would have expected you to be celebrating Christmas with him, but instead you're in bed sulking because your parents didn't yet you anything.

Absolute manchild

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is he serious about the whole “I need a brand new game console because my current one won’t connect to WiFi”? Like holy fuck, troubleshoot that shit. I can’t even imagine what goes through your head when you’re screeching about “Poor people deserve nice things, too!” and then have the audacity to replace and repurchase electronics like some wealthy, out-of-touch person who doesn’t understand basic repairs and problem-solving.

I suspect he's got a hard-on for Cyberpunk 2077 and he won't be able to play that on a PS4. He wouldn't be able to play that properly on any other platform either, though.

"I literally cannot move from my bed." Blood clots saga coming up. Lou either already has them or will shortly.

I'm surprised he doesn't have a history of deep vein thrombosis.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Good news, guys!

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343076081230872577

https://archive.md/iLKGO

He finally found what to grift for
Apparently a tablet doesn't suffice to properly access twitter, fight TERFs, Nazis and stalk badgers

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343102670912040960

https://archive.md/YMWcU

Also, dunno how invested you're into this relationship, I just find it interesting how persistent Lou is with messaging him when Boozy never seems to reply or even acknowledge his existence. Does he ever like his stuff? I can't see it without an account

 

[theshep]

Good news, guys!
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Sell the MacBook, sell the new tablet, sell the old tablet, buy a Chromebook.

Might, just might even have some change for a cheeseburger, a gift for the nephew and food for the cat.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I'll come back to this one assuming Lou survives long enough for it to happen, given it's inevitable:

He's going to get the chromebook, and then almost immediately start begging for some other laptop once he realizes that chromebooks aren't great for playing games. I don't even know if he plays games on computers, but I can guess that'd be his excuse. "I'm stuck in bed all day and i really need to be able to play games closer to my face than a tv because of my diabetes eyesight"

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He's going to get the chromebook, and then almost immediately start begging for some other laptop once he realizes that chromebooks aren't great for playing games. I don't even know if he plays games on computers, but I can guess that'd be his excuse. "I'm stuck in bed all day and i really need to be able to play games closer to my face than a tv because of my diabetes eyesight"

"Yinz guiz I just discovered my new Chromebook can't play gaemz very well and I kinda want to try streaming LoL and COD and Cyberpunk 2077 so I figure I need a brand new 17" Alienware with 64GB DDR4, an i9, and an RTX2080 Super so could yinz guiz please donate me $6000? Could yinz guiz also forget I said even the 13" Macbook was too big for the bed? Pretty please? Pretty please with a sundae and a cherry on top? Plz yinz guiz I'd be on my hands and knees begging but I've been scheduled for a trans-femoral amputation 'cuz my foot is rotting and my bones are infected please?"

Lardo's gonna keep on grifting until the eventual heat death of the universe. In the silence of the endless void, there's going to be one tiny voice that sounds like someone swallowed a bar of half-melted butter and it got stuck in their throat, calling out "Yinz guiz my Grubhub order from Burger King is taking forever to arrive plz donate to my paypal, paypal.me/foxyart so I can order some McDonald's instead. Please?"​

 

[tofu dog]

Good news, guys!
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343076081230872577

https://archive.md/iLKGO

He finally found what to grift for
Apparently a tablet doesn't suffice to properly access twitter, fight TERFs, Nazis and stalk badgers

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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343102670912040960

https://archive.md/YMWcU

Also, dunno how invested you're into this relationship, I just find it interesting how persistent Lou is with messaging him when Boozy never seems to reply or even acknowledge his existence. Does he ever like his stuff? I can't see it without an account

I searched both of their account names to look for interactions and it was all Lou being a creepy reply guy. There's the occasional like from randos or orbiters, but I didn't see a single acknowledgement from Boozy that Lou exists lol. Standing with my theory that Boozy watches for him and then mutes his accounts.

There's a few more tryhard attempts for attention re: the beetus, including at least one I haven't seen here where Lou says 'diabetes ain't fun'

https://archive.md/v2G8R

 

[Parasaurolophus]

I searched both of their account names to look for interactions and it was all Lou being a creepy reply guy. There's the occasional like from randos or orbiters, but I didn't see a single acknowledgement from Boozy that Lou exists lol. Standing with my theory that Boozy watches for him and then mutes his accounts.

There's a few more tryhard attempts for attention re: the beetus, including at least one I haven't seen here where Lou says 'diabetes ain't fun'

https://archive.md/v2G8R

Aah, thanks for putting in the effort. Just makes his persistence weirder though

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I picture Lou with a wheel which lists every brand / offshoot of tech products, and every week he covers his eyes, spins it, and makes it his goal for the week.

-clack clack clack.... clack..... clack-

"GUYS PLEASE I need this Chromebook! I know last week was an iPad even though I just sold one to buy a Galaxy Tab but PLEASE this is a want I will buy AFTER my needs."

I still just sit here, stunned at how he has zero self-awareness of how fucked in the head he is and his total unwillingness to address his self destructive behaviour. How can he not see how pathetic he is? How can he not feel shame?

Lou, you're the best damn exhibit in this Zoo.

 

[drain]

''ok guise HERE'S THE THING.'' Again with the guilt-tripping tone. This reads so much as ''I need help and this is serious, so I WILL ask for help. Here's what you NEED TO DO to help me, and if you don't, you're a horrible person.''

His tone is dripping with so much arrogance, entitlement and lack of self awareness that I always surprise myself I can hear it even through my screen.

 

[In the Sick of It]

The cat is his mom's. He's just using it as an excuse for more cash.

His tone is dripping with so much arrogance, entitlement and lack of self awareness that I always surprise myself I can hear it even through my screen.

Arrogant lisping.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Good news, guys!
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343076081230872577

https://archive.md/iLKGO

He finally found what to grift for
Apparently a tablet doesn't suffice to properly access twitter, fight TERFs, Nazis and stalk badgers

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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343102670912040960

https://archive.md/YMWcU

Also, dunno how invested you're into this relationship, I just find it interesting how persistent Lou is with messaging him when Boozy never seems to reply or even acknowledge his existence. Does he ever like his stuff? I can't see it without an account

If he always buys needs before wants, shouldn't he be begging for food money instead? Surely he must need it more than ever now, to cover the grocery delivery charges while he's bedridden, and presumably his dead mother still refuses to feed him. I would think he could learn to put up with a laptop that's slightly too large if the alternative is starving and dying.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Here's an idea Lou. Don't fucking get a pet if you can't afford to keep it.
The animal deserves better than that.

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It's Your dead mother's cat. You ain't gonna do shit except use it to beg. A FELINE SHIELD ACTIVATED! if you will.

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Note the deadpool comforter while begging for a blanket.

 

[0 0]

Here's an idea Lou. Don't fucking get a pet if you can't afford to keep it.
The animal deserves better than that.

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There's a visceral feeling of disgust when I see how brazenly he uses animals and children as pathos to scam people of their money.