Gross Eden King / Hyenaboyyy / Blurrypup - Pedophile who literally gave a dog a blowjob (and wore dreads but who actually cares about that)

[Functional Animal]

Ok, still in the process of reading the second page of the thread, but I feel like I might as well ask now. Who is this Zeriara? Also, I know the gist of Sarah Butts' story, but not a whole lot. Do we have a thread about her anywhere or should I go to the lolcows wiki?

Edit: Guess I need to go read up on Demiboy as well.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ok, still in the process of reading the second page of the thread, but I feel like I might as well ask now. Who is this Zeriara? Also, I know the gist of Sarah Butts' story, but not a whole lot. Do we have a thread about her anywhere or should I go to the lolcows wiki?

Edit: Guess I need to go read up on Demiboy as well.

Buckle up for one of the biggest pre-CWC lolcows the internet had to offer.

 

[Trombonista]

My dog is chubby and I would not have sex with him.

Eden King could stand to learn from me.

 

[freyalise]

i'm new to the farms (hello!) but eden's changed their url: http://teethingpuppy.tumblr.com/
https://archive.is/gEz6l

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I think Eden is going to start identifying as "transracial" pretty soon:

And here's some more ugly selfies:

Spoiler: Ugly Pedo Dogfucker

And I doubt the reason she reblogged this is because she cares about dogs' health:

 

[Linako 2.0]

I think Eden is going to start identifying as "transracial" pretty soon:

I swear to god. if it starts to identify as Latino...

 

[Logia_Peter]

Then it becomes AHUVIYA HAREL ARAUJO THE SECONDO!!

I am divided between wishing it would, and dreading the idea.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I think Eden is going to start identifying as "transracial" pretty soon:

Did she write this response in between sips of her pumpkin spice latte?
Also, she wouldn't do something as racist and stupid as identify as transracial. She chooses much more respectful routes like being racekin of all African tribes.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I kind of want her to start claiming she's transracial, I think that's the only Tumblr-Bullshit box she's left unchecked.

 

[Meowthkip]

I swear to god. if it starts to identify as Latino...

I don't think that's exotic enough for her.

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I kind of want her to start claiming she's transracial, I think that's the only Tumblr-Bullshit box she's left unchecked.

I just imagined that tired dog posting that and looking bummed at this freaky lady that wants to fuck it.

 

[harvey dirdban]

I just love Tumblr's sense of proportion. This person raped an animal but let's make sure our callout post includes that his makeup kinda-sorta looks like a bindi.

 

[Trombonista]

I swear to god. if it starts to identify as Latino...

Don't worry, she's most likely going to identify as Native American.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Don't worry, she's most likely going to identify as Native American.

My guess is she's going to identify as Indian (the kind that's actually from India) and African, since she's already "kin" of those races.

 

[SolidusChris]

I just love Tumblr's sense of proportion. This person raped an animal but let's make sure our callout post includes that his makeup kinda-sorta looks like a bindi.

Tumblrinas are more concerned with what's offensive to some people and who's oppressing who rather than sexual preferences that don't involve white males, which I'm sure some tumblrites would classify her beastiality as "a young woman exploring her sexuality" so that's why her white privilege gets called out before her deviancy here.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wouldn't be surprised if she went full Tumblr retarded and declared herself to be an hyena otherkin.

 

[CatParty]

@Holden did you ever blow your dog?

 

[harvey dirdban]

Tumblrinas are more concerned with what's offensive to some people and who's oppressing who rather than sexual preferences that don't involve white males, which I'm sure some tumblrites would classify her beastiality as "a young woman exploring her sexuality" so that's why her white privilege gets called out before her deviancy here.

I think it's more about checking all the boxes without stopping to think about which boxes are superfluous to their argument. "He raped a dog" is not going to get as many notes as "he raped a dog AND STOLE A CULTURE".

 

[Meowthkip]

I think it's more about checking all the boxes without stopping to think about which boxes are superfluous to their argument. "He raped a dog" is not going to get as many notes as "he raped a dog AND STOLE A CULTURE".

That and all of these crimes are equally heinous in the eyes of your average Tumblirite.

 

[freyalise]

new selfie

Spoiler

https://archive.is/qicTJ

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

new selfie

Spoiler

https://archive.is/qicTJ

I hate to ask this, but whose semen is that? I thought her boyfriend was another dfab transtrender.