Grandpa Simpson
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Porn and Porncows
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Meh. She just looks like every other generic white Millennial girl you see in any contemporary porn video from a big series like Tushy. If I saw her in public I wouldn't even recognize her.
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yeah i almost forgot troon isn't the same as dysphoric. A troon is someone who identifies and claims to be trans solely because "trans rights are in" and get people attention, social score and in some cases money. Coined by those teenage hambeasts Chris hung out with and smoked weed with, and eventually began to refer to anyone desperate for attention via going trans like Chris himself, or really any creepy werido in a wig and dress trying to take advantage of the trans situation going on.
Her re and Capcom sperging may be too single minded, but it's a way better life style than doing porn. I'm glad she realized it's not all easy money and fame and got out while the getting was good, though unfortunately her past will follow her for the rest of her life.
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I've seen her as #1 on the Hub.
Which means little since she's shared/is sharing the crown with Lisa Ann, Mia Khalifa, and others, like the legendary Kim Kardashian.
Xenomorphs Are Cute
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I would agree with Pre-surgery one, but not the after surgery one. It was good at beginning, but excessive surgeries made her way too extremely bimbo-esque, not Aletta Ocean level, but pretty high.
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That reminds me of post-surgery Lela Star. You'd think she was competing with Kim Kardashian with the work she got done down there. One of the few times when I had to say, "The ass is too fat."
Bimbo is a tag/category that fits a certain niche (coomer bait). You do what you gotta do to make it to the top.
By the way, did she have a video where she broke down? I think it was posted earlier in the thread, if I recall.
Man, you can certainly predict her future...
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How long before she starts selling dog poop stained face masks?
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and on top of that she's actually mental
SonnenSays
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For the videos, no.
But as for her marriage and her quasi retirement, these could be found easily
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She's an average thot at best. I'd sooner watch Casey Calvert, Chanel Preston, or Remy LaCroix if I wanted to see a dark-haired white girl get her backdoor blown out.
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Definitely. She's a lot cuter in the face department, and I like her stuff from the 2010's where she looked happy and enjoyed sex. She was part of that wave of 2010's pornstars with "girl next door" looks to them who had small tits and zero surgery, along with the likes of Riley Reid and Jada Stevens:
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sleepy-jezza
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I thought it was one of his friends dating her. I 'm not really Paul bros fan.
Lana has/had that girl-next-door look that made her interesting, kinda like Bree Olson even though they don't look like eachother.
She is retired now, but still has her onlyfans (again, just like Bree Olson)...
I guess you can get girl out of porn industry, but you can never get whore out of her.
Also, in other news Eric Weinstein is no longer a virgin.
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...isn't Mia Khalifa the Mia Khalifa of our times?
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Aesthetically she is hot, she has a nice and realistic body and you can see in her eyes she lives to get dicked down. But I can't even watch her videos, her constant "dirty talk" by saying "fuck shit fuck damn ah fuck fuckin goddamn fuck yeah fuckin shit fuck" tier shit in that gruff sounding voice of hers turns me off as fast as it does when the dude in the porn talks too much. Plus she kinda seems like a boring fuck, like throwing hot dogs down a hallway, even when she's taking dick from the chads of the industry.
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Don't know if this belongs here but, OnlyFans thots and the girls who have been groomed by them are going to get the hammer soon(?)
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This reminds me of a certain image that was passed around 4chan some time ago.
Some pajeet told Lana via some social media he torrented a movie she was in, and even demanded more action from her, and she went full sperg over the hard work it was getting fucked in the ass on the regular, citing she shot a scene with Mandingo and a triple anal scene in the same day.
To be fair, it is a dick move to tell someone "I'm getting your opus for free and there's nothing you can do about it", even if it is porn. Said image is more a way to say "bitches be crazy and fuck niggers lol" than anything else.
Gregg Turkington
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We can only hope
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These girls really should stop getting these ridiculous ass implants because the guy(s) feeding them meth and heroin have a fetish for unnaturally, revoltingly bulging butts. Bitches you got money and you know people, get your drugs on your own.